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hello readers!!

i'm currently doing my advertising internship and the truth is i never done shits in my internship before.

Most of the time i will be chatting with eemay on msn from 10am-6pm about very random shit and talk about L4D half of the time.

from the point of view of a 2 years advertising student:
"BMW da P.I.M.P of automobile industry, is congratulating AUDI for winning the South African car of the year. And in a sarcastic tone, BMW aka da P.I.M.P is telling his bitch AUDI that, we are the WORLD car of the year, and you are the SOUTH AFRICAN car of the year.

World beats South Africa hands down.

eemay: "wooo damn you saw that 1st picture already rite? now you look at this 2nd picture"
*2nd picture received*


from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
" Well AUDI the bitch gave a bitch slap to BMW dah' P-I-M-P. Coming back with an advertising saying congrats for winning the World Car of The Year,

from your friend,
winner of consecutive Le Mans 24 Hour Races from 2000-2006,
audi."

eemay: "now check out this 3rd ad"
*3rd pic received"


from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
"SUBARU aka Da' B-O-M-B came out of nowhere, and bitch slap both BMW and AUDI at once,

bagaikan peribahasa yang terkenal
-hitting 2stone with 1bird"


a few days later....

15 january, msn conversation,

joel: "eemay i just send u an email, very important"

*eemay checks email*




*eemay replied my email*

MY LAST POST OF MY LOSER BLOGGING CAREER

when tansli grow up this will be his answering machine...





*BEEP*
hello im kenny,
if its telecom i`ve paid your money,
if its the management office i have no money
if its daddy i need money,
if your jonathan u owe me money,
if your a girl i have money
*BEEP*




yes im bored and sorry for not updating..

hello my lovely stupid readers!!

tolay tansli is goin 2 tell u people y mandalin is the same wif engelis!!

in tansli`s theory mandalin is engeris..
simple as tat...

don belif?

come come tansli show u abit..


yew ah sou suu pik
(you are so stupid)

ai wan du eik(1)
(i wan to eat)

pii khan kuu
(PIKACHU)


khing khong
(king kong)

suu pah man
(superman)




don belif? read fast fast la..





sii boh?
collek rite?

so basically once u can read engelis u can speaking mandalin

yes this post is stupid
i don think its funny cuz im too lazy to search n think one by one..

i woke up n found out i over slept and knowing i didnt get to say bye to cotton
cotton?
shes gone to JB due to due some issues over here with my management office..

im goin to miss that lil devil's bark
waking up findin her nex to me on my bed
falling asleep together wif her
she wanting to get on my lap wen im using the computer
eventho she poo`s n peepee around te hse
we still lover her...


im missin her alredy.....

):

harlo...
and welcome to tansli liang dot brogspot dot com


for the beginning of a new year in another 3 more months tansli would like to make a survey to noe his readers better for knowing him better in a way that helps tansli bond and link towards togetherness if togetherness is even a word for world peace and anti corruption from the people to make this world a better place just like the song micheal jackson the child molester which everyone loves because he is a good singer sang in order to live a great life.


SURVEY PROJECT 09 A HAPPY WORLD SURVEY

1. which of the following looks like tansli the most?
a. brad pitt
b. takeshi kaneshiro
c. matt damon
d. jared leto


2. by year 09 will tansli be hotter?
a. ofcuz
b. slighty yea
c. i think so yea
d. i not sure cuz im blinded by ur handsomeness


3. which of the following question doesnt make sense
a. Q90
b. Q82
c. Q112
d. Q1124443


4. if u managed to answer question 3 i salute u
a. there is no answer
b. this question is not a question why is there even answers?
c. there is still no answer for question 3
d. why the hell did i even read this answer?


5. tansli is sorry for making u waste ur time
a. forgiven
b. as always
c. not forgiven
d. imma kill u


6. question 5 answers are all wrong please reselect
a. handsome la u
b. sexy la u
c. hunk la u
d. semua di atas la u


7. are u or are u not a bapok?
a. yes
b. ya
c. haik
d. uhuh


8. thank you for wasting ur time on this page
a. welcome


9. why is there onli one answer for question 8?
a. because thats te onli answer
b. because that is wat i wanted 2 say
c. because its cool
d. all of above


10. (essay question) if a farmer had 10 chickens which laid 80 eggs each, how many ducks does he owns?

tips - the answer for the amount of ducks is not more than 1 or 0

u hav 3 years to answer this question
minimun word essay is 3million words
it is an open book essay
u may not use a calculator
u may use an abascus
u may not use a hibiscus
please submit ur answers in paragraphs
u may start after reading this post

thank you

tolay finally tansli is goin 2 brog lik a tansli

reason 1 - tansli cannot sleep
reason 2 - tansli havin fever veli uncomfortable
reason 3 - nuffnang refuse 2 giv tansli money
reason 4 - nuffnang scold me as tansli redo survey
reason 5 - tansli still cannot sleep


so tolay tansli is just goin 2 tell u wat ppl hate bout tansli most

1. tagging me in tags.
reasons - tansli answers rubbish which doesnt make sense n then retag the same fella

2. asking tansli to go club
reasons - always say don wan bcuz no money and its boring

3. reading tanslis blog
reasons - never update and not as funny as before

4. msgin tansli
reasons - reply most as 4 - 10 words (rarely 10)

5. talking to tansli
reasons - talks cock, no sense and looks better than other guys, ego

6. out of reasons
reasons - out of reasons

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito