hello and welcome to tansli liang dot com

tansli apologise for te lack of update and changing his brog link.

first my marder found out my brog link
and wen ur marder reads ur brog u must b good boy..
so ofcuz no la hor.

so here i am wif tansli-liang.blogspot.com
not much changes also rite..
just te r to te L..




second
sorry for the MIA in the big CIA
im in college again and manyak stress u see.
assignment all gettin showered on me..
money no come
stress manyak come..

haih...


so here a post for u readers la..

we all noe..

tolay malaysia got erections again..

for some area in msia.

the end.

haroo haroo
marshmallow..

shorty got low low low...



its been awhile since tansli had update tis mind blowing blog..

yes tis is a dead blog..
im sorry for not updating..


so a lil catch up in life..
im in coll
i hav assigments..
im broke again lik stock broker

so lets create a song for my dear fren...


i wonder if u noe,
how 2 be a mat motor..
lik a joel GAN-JAremiah(gan jeremiah)
hu loves to eat soto..
smoke some GANJAA!!!!!

hit hit hit me more!!

SMOKE some GANJAAAAAA!!!

from bicycling to motoring
from studying to smoking weed
oh boy tis kid is mutha fuck fucked up
nuthin can ever save him god please come smack him up...

*tis part to fast to rap so i skip*


so i wonder if u noe
how to be a mat motor
like a joel GAN-Jaremiah
hu loves to eat soto
smoke some GANJAAAAAA!!!

hit hit hit me more

SMOKE SOME GANNJAAAAA!!!!





peace!!

perth day 5

so mates..

today was a splendid day fer me...

i went shopping today again..
i spent te day eatin at hillary's marina..

then off to myres and david jones...

i got a shirt from tommy hilfiger
aint cheap..
im broke now...

wen sightseein and all..

had beer and wine 2day..
had bbq for dinner..

yes i noe my post are gettin shorter and shorter..

but heres te thing 2day..
i realise ppl in te city almost look alike!!

the onli way to see the difference between them are their boob size..
yea i noe!!
fun aint it?

heheheh...

yea..
so my shirt costed me about
120 aussie D
which is 360+ringgit..


yea...
2moro im off 2 check out te ipods..
last item on te list
if i hav enuf cash by 2moro tat is...



aite mate..
signin off..

cheers...

so taday was day 4 at perth...



i woke up bcuz i had 2..

also tat i was goin out..

today wasnt much of an event day..



i couldnt wake up for te cleanin up..

but wat i did today was..



shopped a new shirt and 3/4 jeans..

went to te beach.

played q-zar..



which was kinda fun..

its lik a real life cs..

i plyed wif kids la so wasnt too much fun..

but for te experience yea it was good..



had pie for me dinner

mich is online but not replyin

im leavin on beer to keep me warm..





cheerss...

adios mate..

so day 3 arrvied..

i went to te park 2day..

it was mr bogie's bday..

it was at a park..


so while i waited for te arrivin of the bride i took a walk around there and to tell u it was freakin nice..
and finally i understand te meanin of the bride is always te most beautiful woman there..
true..
there were hotter girls..
but to me te bride swept them away..


fullstop..

drank a couple of beer and wine and champagne..

back home now..
gonna rest..
goin off for shoppin again 2moro..
cheeeeers...

i hav class nex week..

perth day 2..


so i woke up today in freezin cold..
wat did u expect?
i was sleepin shirtless again...
anyway...
im startin 2 pick up some aussie accent..
aye mate im feelin kewwl....


enuf for tat..
i went fer lunch at some asian restaurant..
food wasnt tat bad but it wasnt good as well..
but anyway...
i then headed out shoppin for stuffs..
saw te iphone 3g worth about 310 aussie and te itouch around te same there..
so imma kinda stuck in te mid if i should get wat and wat?
so i decided 2 pull a halt on te decision and asked my fren which one i should get..


erm...did i mention i meet 2 new frens here?
wade and tia?
cant remember thier name..
i bought a new hoodie!!
bilabong hoodie...
light blue and white..
looks lik a topman designed shirt...
but its way far more expensive than topman...

anway here a funny part fer tolay..
as i was paying for my hoodie..
te cashier girl said 2 me..

"wer ur nuts goin?"
me thinkin it was "how are u paying?"
i said "cash"
and she was like "HUH!?"
then i went "HHUHH!!??"
she then said again "wer ur nut goin??"
i was lik "WERS MY NUT GOIN??"
she laughed at me n said i understand..
wtf rite..
i mean lik...wtf man..
i dunno wat was goin on at all...
so i just spaced out..gave te cash n leftt..


nex target iphone 3g..
but i hafta go tru te trouble on crackin it..
so mayb just an itouch...
fuck kenny make up ur mind!!
oh well...

now we talk about a useless gf..
1. she went clubbin twice in a row.
2. i think she thinks my informers are not givin me informations anymore cuz im at perth
3. she did not msg me on my phone nor on my blog besides sayin y im so bimbo
4. she asked joel 2 tell me she misses me
5. im ignoring tat msg she asked joel to pass to me
6. she aint getting my smelly no more or presents for aussie..
7. please fedex me my smelly!

tansli live from perth day 1.

currently freezin to death while gf is busy partyin at velvet/mambo..


so while gf is partyin n forgetting tansli..

tansli decided to blog bout how was perth today..

first..

checked in changi airport in the morning
tansli shopped at te airport for new boxers from burberry.
then got on te plane and get ready for perth..
te journey took 5hours...
there was freaking alot of turbulence..
which made the fuckin coffee spiled on my jeans!!

finally arrived at perth
and i got stopped 3 times by the ppl there..
i think they thought i was some kind of drug pusher n stuff..
they wanted 2 checked all te bags that i carried and all te sudden they said its ok some misuderstanding..
hahaha...
bg checked alredy i guess..
was pissed cuz i was fuckin tired..
i didnt get enuf rest on the plane...

then got back 2 te hse..
slept off n had dinner..
i made my own pizza..
i guess it was fuckin nice..
it was breezin 2-4deg wen i had dinner
freaking off cold..

then i slept somemore..
i noe mich is partyin..


imma go enjoy te bose home theater system..
cheers ppl..

shoppin 2moro?

tansli noes that alot of this reader are a big fan of batman and the joker rite?

like tansli said the other day..

pictures due to plotection and wo de seculiti shall not be posted..

tansli now don care aledi la..
cuz if they wana take revenge also must go find tansli at perth..

so wen they come dwn perth find tansli to whack 7 9 pekpek me..
tansli still can see a flen here...

so here is my...




1. my Michelle Phoon..





2. here is PencabuLing!!







eventho both of u looks pretty hideous here..
but in real life both of u also cantik cantik belaka melaka ok!!

so tansli had decided to try the nuffnang idea thing..

reason

1. was too bored at home dunno what 2 do.
2. mother replyin on msn veli slow
3. maybe finally i get to win something out of luck
4. no i'm not writing this so that nuffnang will pity me and let me win
5. exchanging gifts on Christmas is NOT considered winning by luck
6. this will be my first and last attempt on contests
7. no reason 6 is still not a cry of symparty for me to win
8. joel gan were u the guy who voted the owner of this brog deserves a slap?

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harlo...

its my 201st/th post!!

i noe its suposed 2 be 200 post thing but tansli was bein lazy n decided 2 cut n paste his old post!!
muahahahaha!!


but doesnt matter...

tolay tansli goin 2 tell u how many ppl KO last nite at bar club/space..

farkin alot wei...


1. mich phoon
- dead cold, shooed me off, sleeping, didnt know we went to eat and left her in the car, everyone knew what she had for dinner, danced on the sofa top with a bunch of girls.

2. khai ling
- non stop merepeking, spitted water out, placed heels on table, proclaimed she had migraine.

3. lee min
- fell from stairs, KO'ed on the dance floor, couldn't stop smilling for no reason.

4. marcus chan
- couldn't stop saying he was drunk, lepak at a corner of bar club being a girl and gossiped.

5. tan sli him self
- couldn't walk straight

6. derek
- same as marcus only that he didn't lepaked at one corner

7. brian
- just assuming he was drunk because he told me he was drunk, but drunk people don't say they are drunk which makes me wonder if everyone was actually drunk.

8. wai hoong
- couldn't stop hugging me while telling me he loves me. i love u too bro!

9. dan lain lain
- orang lain yang tansli tak beberapa kenal dan terlupa nama kerana dia sendiri tak stabel macam marble..


wtf is wrong wif last nite man??
i got pictures in my phone but due to my own secuiliti i cannot add te pictures online.
if i do tansli will haf 2 face te pain...

i havent blog in awhile rite now...
so heres an old post up for u guys....











harlooooo!!
my lovely readers!!
how are u lanjiaos doin?


tolay!!tansri is goin 2 groom u people who wants or love 2 b an emo person bcuz u hav nuthin better 2 do in ur life just lik tansri here....

so in todays topic!!

me the tansri will groom u to write an emotional post..or in other words emo post!!

step 1

get emo pics!!! such as..




















AND please choose your pictures nicely okeh??
please do not choose pictures like.....







mahai all this ppl c also laugh la...
so cannot use this type of pictures okeh??

step 2

talk about ur love life or mayb your problems..
remember not 2 use broken english no matter how bad your english is!!
also do not use foul languages to show out your anger!!

heres a sample...

(Emo Picture Choosen from internet to enhance the emofying)


(Opening)
Its was a beautiful morning,
i heard the birds chirpping and the breeze of the morning scent blowing through my face,
I thought to myself, "it is going to be a great day!!"
Yet somehow I was wrong,
I entered class and there She was,
with her killer smile and soothing aura,
She was my everything,
She was my only Pride,
She was my only Love,
She was my only Light,
She was my only Color,
She was my only Reason,

(Main Point of Emo'in)
yet She didn't bother about my presence,
She laughed along with her peeps,
leaving Me alone in the dark,
I was left out in the shadows,
I was cold,
I was hurt
I was MURDERED(take note big letters shows how much you mean about the thing mentioned)

(Thoughts)
I stared at her blindly,
moving into blank space,
I thought to myself,
How Did This HAPPENED?

(Even more Thoughts)
why did I got myself into THIS?
why did I had to lead myself into Misery?

(Blaming self)
So I told Myself,
Enought IS Enough!!
She's not the only girl,
She's not everything,
Why Her?
Why do i deserve this?

(Make selfs happy)
I deserve better,
I deserve the BEST!,
I deserve more,
I deserve HAPPINESS!!

(Ending)
This will end today,
This will not continue
I'm a new ME!!

note: write on the top (currently listening to: *some emo song title*)

That is how we write an emo post!

like tansri said earlier do not use broken engeris or talk like ah beng if not it bcomes lik tis...

(opernin)
Tolay i woke up,
then i heard the jibai birds singing cock in the morning,
its very relaxing but its also fucking annoying!!
the wind was cold and i almost got a flu,
kanasai...
but overall i knew it was goin2b a good day la.

(main poin of emo'in)
but then,
i went for class,
mahai ar...
my love was there,
she was my everything,
but tat bitch had to screw my life up,
chow hai my life is bad enuf she summore wanna make me hailat!!
but i didnt care,
i still love and think of her so much!!
yet i noe she will never accept me back
cuz im fat and ugly,

(thinkin)
but its okeh,
i will get over her,
and find myself a new chick,
i will make sure i make her jealous kao kao!
then later she will want me back!!
ptuii!!
u think im a loser?
look who is goin to get te last laugh la chowhai!!

(goin to finis)
i will get an amoi!
big boobs!!
white white face!!
no am choong!!
no gigi senget!!
then i c if u emo or not!!
dump me for an uglier guy!!
pekpek la!!







told u didn't I?

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito