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Thursday, May 31 @9:37 PM

I WAS TALKIN 2 SHOAN TE OTHER NITE...I FORCED HIM 2 OPEN HIS WEB SO TAT I COULD C HOW HE DOIN OVER AT DWN UNDER......HE SUPRISED ME CUZ I THINK HE WAS HIGH ON DRUGS....HE DENIED BUT HERE ARE TE PROOFS!!!




ANYTHING MORE 2 HIDE MR SHOAN LIM?

@8:12 PM

its dam boring now a days..
i wanna foos...
i wanna watch more dvd
comedy
horror
no love
etc etc....


i was lookin truu ppls blog..
n i saw jenn`s...
laozarboh..
wah!!
it was dam funny lor....

she`s an old lady bloggin..
but i think its her granddaughter helpin her la.
heheh..
it was entertaintnin look at her swim in condoms floatin her up..
dam cool wei tis granny...
if she`s my nanny..
wow wee....
dam play alot wif her..
p.s no sex inculded....

i got my P alredy...
but still waitin 4r te dam car....
i went out wif zon tat nite n theo..
we went dota...
zon sucks..
she was a feeder there man..
so freakin lousy lor..
motherfarker...
wasted i join her team...
i drove her car back..
te antiq merc..
i tell u...
now i noe y she killed a puppy!!!
she had 2 put those swimmin board....
na these thing dwn there..
at least 3bijik lor..
wah piang!!
no wonder she can terkill a puppy lor..
she laughed summore...
said te puppy walked so slow so she had 2 bang him
n she heard te puppy go
auw auw auw
*bones breaking*

so Demonic lor...

i can swear tat te puppy will never

rest in peace....

and also now..i dunno y wen i put a farkin pic my spacin silang one more below...dam ugly woi!!aper ni blogger?main aku ar?babi!!

back 2 te topic...zon is a murderer at most i can say..she was jokin about it..a fren told jolene tat she was crying wen she told te guy tat she ram kao te puppy...but i doubt it la...tears of joy at most lor...so bloody cold hearted...and tats not te worst..we saw a baby rat n she was lik so cute la..looks lik hamster...OMFG!!!ah sam ah!!its a rat lor okeh?dam dirty la........then theo more power..eh is tat jaws ar?eh really jaws la!!y so small wan??i really dunno how 2 answer lor..hahahaha...zon as usualy bein dumb n stupid go talk crap la...dam stupid...

now about her merc..heheheheeee....since i was drivin i was a good driver la...hu also noe...zons super car...

1. has 2 keys

2. front light on like got no light

3. the chair behind also goin 2 come out

4. handbreak is located at the clutch(took me 5mins 2 find it)

5. air cond so switch..wait 4r it 2 on itsself

6. break must pump

hahahaha..after seeing all these in her car...i`ll understand if she ram dwn te dog on accident..but tat wasnt wat happened la...her car is so old..older than her..as a fresh P i don think she should drive it anymore..summore say if kena spead track wanna tell her grandmother got sumone stole her car n drive in OUG..wahpiang!!hu also noe tat its a lie lor....but overall it was fun la...theo was dam addicted 2 mosiang..same as jolene...omg..

we went n yamcha at stevens corner...hahahaha...we ate maryland and murtabak cheese n planta cheese.....zon n theo kena stomach ache...dam sad...after tat we went back..

the end.


@7:21 PM

since i`ll b goin back 2 jb on sat..or sunday...
i hav no choice but 2 go singapore n waste my time!!
alrite!!
singapore?
it means shopping babeh!!!
my first mission there is 2 get my new life partner!!

mr zippo!!!!
i marked a few back wen i was there....
here are wat i want..
but i spoted onli one design
n it turned out 2 b my fav design...





right here above me..

is mr zippo rolling stones flaming tongue...

its about 100ringgit?around there la..






and here...

we have zippo rolling stones band rock music tongue..

not really wat i want la..

but still its nice...



no3. we have..

zippo rolling stones mocha latte..

hehe...i dont lik te wordings on te side..

turns me off...



finally...

hahaha..

te all rare...

zippo rolling stones 40Licks Tour...

theres onli 3..but tats wat it says la..

nice man..i luv it alot...tho i hope dad leaves te cash 4r it 4r me la..if not i no nee 2 eat or drink te whole time in singapore la..hehehee..i cant wait 4r my new zippo..tho its my money..using lighter dam turnoff la...jolene using 7-11, jenn using zippo also but she luvs savin fuel.so she uses cricket, and agam using alladin...may uses zippo...my ZIPPO!!!actin high class la tu....heheheeeeee....


@12:41 AM

EMO ME!!
AND WHY WOULD I BE EMO?
SIMPLE...
SUMTHING CLOSE TO ME HAD LEFT ME..
WE WENT THRU ALOT 2GETHER
HAPPY N SWEET..
SOUR N BITTER MEMORIES..
LIFE WILL NVR BE TE SAME NOT HAVIN THEM WIF ME...
THEY HELPED ME ALOT TRU OUT TE MONTHS..
WE SHARED TE SAME BEDROOM..
WE GO OUT ALL TE TIME 2GETHER...
AND NOW THEY LEAVIN ME..
MY LIFE WILL NVR BE TE SAME AGAIN...







This is wat they left me....

nothing but the box.....





This is mr zippo heavy wall..


my second zippo..


a mirror type silver...


served me for 6months...



This is mr zippo realtree..

a american series zippo..

about hundred plus..

my xmas present frm joel ng n kahjin..

served me 4r 6months as well..

got him on 25dec 2006.

i luv them alot..now its gone...

i also composed a song..

not really compose but changed te lyrics kenangan terindah..

aku menghilingkan zippo aku,

lighter jangan kau tinggalkanku,

aku sangat sayang akanmu,

zippo baliklah ke hidupku,

tats it..i luv them...


Tuesday, May 29 @6:49 PM

aiyah...dam boring la holidays......
i wanna go back 2 coll 2 use my time...
there got more ppl n more time wif my girlfriend...

well....i drove tat day..along wif jon n nitecat..
i drove to.
ss2
ss15
seapark
kepong
sunway pyramid...

it was cool la 4r sure....and tiring...

it started rainin wen i was drivin2 kepong...
and te traffic there was awesome wei...
loads of car n shyt noob drivers...

there was tis particular myvi tat was apple green in clr number plate why 6672
hu was NOT A FREAKIN [P]!!!!!!!!!
came into my lane..
i was drivin abit fast la..
then i had 2 break
cuz after he came in he breaked!!
for fucks ar?
u break 4r wat cock?
so i had 2 break la..
then te tayar stopped and te car was stil goin front.
then i realise te car was skitting la..
lucky i didnt turn te stering
or byebye mr kenny,jon n nitecat.

motherfarkin noobies piece of shyt..
wer te fuck did u get te lic frm?
buy wan ar?
worst than me lor..
i was so shocked n sexicted...

after tat i looked at jon..
whehehee..
initialD wei...
n they were lik
fark u la kenny.

it wasnt my fault also wat..
i noe drop gear all te time cuz te KANCIL break was not workin well..
te stering was not allign`d!!
n it was small la..

joyee scolded me cuz she was suppose 2 b my 1st passenger...
but im sorry ok?
ur te first passenger in my car..
not other ppls car ok?
mwa mwa..luv ya..

i mis her alot as well...
didnt c her 4r days alredy
n nex week she`ll n workin 4r te attachment thing..
so off lor..

one week n she`s back 4r her coll...
so me at home rot again lor..
evryday cook indomee 4r myself n laugh at te mirror lookin at my hair..

yea its weird but i don care la!!
dam bored alredy lor..

joel goin gym..
agam at indo enjoyin food.i wanna go bali.
jenn is rich n i hate her 4r tat..
lene is in luv wif jay chou.
jazon is full of dandfuffzzzz
may is gettin lousier at foos...
kenny is bored n misses his baby gal..

holidays are nuthin to b happy about..
fuck it man..
nex sem is in one month time.

i`m not sure if i could even get in te nex sem..
hehehe..
touch wood!!

loads of shyt happened..
my mom wans me back 2 JB!!
JB is more lik johore boring..
i tell u..one min is 4rever there..
so membosan giler babi...

evrybody menghilang diri...
jon goin 2 singapore..
i guess i`ll follow him in order n flee frm jb la..
tat depends wif jessica loo wans 2 giv me my passport..

or mayb i`ll steal her car n drive 2 singapore.
hehehe..
then`ll i`ll make sure roselyn will take me 2 a place to foos..

roselyn is my cousin which is lazier than me..
she onli noes how 2 woo guys..
hahahahah!!
mis her tho...

eh....
jon is goin 2 sing wif his frens la..
i got no frens goin wif me..
but singapre is better than Johore..

facin my moms naggin n sisters yappin..
i rather rot at sing..
smoke n chill..
look at zippos i cant afford etc etc..

i read ppls blog they all so fun happily goin out n all..
not sien wan meh??
joel got exam..
toki dota n rot at home..
jon got class..
joyee at home watchin happy 3 frens n tv...

me?
no exam
no class
bored of dota
no happy 3 frens n no astro 2 watch..

aisey....dam sad life now wei..mus find ppl 2 rot wif me la..
but macam mana nie???
semuapun lesap kat dunia ni..

agam get back here man..
ur my smokin partner dude...
jenn useless wan la..
call her come out chill always giv me reasons wanna wash clothes...
b lik agam man..
nvr wash..
budak kaya indon ini hantar pergi laundry wei//
dam the kaya..

y am i rantin non stop?
its rainin n i cant go home n all...
i finished alot of dvds at home..

oh yea..
let me list dwn on wat i watched so far..

the hitcher(sophia bush dam hot!!)
because i said so(mandy moore also hot!!)
another gay movie(reminded me of agam n joel)
kill bill(lucy liu is old but still hot)
kill bill 2(violent n gory nice!!uma dam turn off)
happy feet(cute penguins)
norbit(dvd cannot play)
everybodies hero(CG show not bad)

dragon squad(maggie Q rocks)
my short random video of me n joyee(joyee is te hottest!!!luv her te most as well!!)
porn(ran out of dvd`s n life recorded moments)
i did not wank cuz im used 2 porn..

speakin about porns...te cst luvs porn..
agam n jenn number one la..
agam is still te best la..
he has a dam collection of them
jenn also another one..
got pamela n paris..
wats wrong wif tis ppl man?
but still luv them la..

back 2 real topic...

so tats wat i did during te nites which i had nuthin 2 do...
besides tat..i read..
all te shin chans i hav..
all te conan i hav..
all te pakar judo i hav..
n i dunno wen aaron wanan giv me back all my GTO COMICS!!!
aku mau comic aku balik oi!!

i mis my baby
i mis te cst
i mis my classmates


the end..

@6:16 PM

its been awhile seens i`ve blog..so i`ll blog a lil update bout my life rite now..now..im playin foos....jus came back frm foos..gonna watch a movie wif my babe but i dunno if she still wanna go wif me..rave is comin up..they said its 21 above..omg.so gila alredy te legal age..semakin lama semakin tinggi.

eh....i won again in foos..

i made her angry again..

i shaved my head again..

im poor again..

i need 2 slim dwn again.

Wednesday, May 23 @10:20 PM



WHERE ARE THE CST?!








wer are te fuckin cst ppl??it use 2 b 6 glass..

now there`s one vodka..

kenny`s...

agam
jenn
joel
may
lene..

we need 2 drink again..

tis post is 4r jenn la..

she wans me 2 update..

so i`ll update her on wat we did..

i won may in foos as usual
she won me once..
then...

we went karaoke..



c tat jenn?same piercin wif u....r u touched?so come back now n jammin session..plz buy me vodka lime..heheee....shakamoonaahh!!!


@10:01 PM

so it was monday..

monday it was..


a day wen i took my girlfriend out to mv...


a simply celebration..


movies..


piercin 4r me..

eh.....

tats about it la...



we watched spider man3..
it was okok la..



we play foos..
she lost..

we fagged..
mostlye me la..


we went home..
ate mcD..


we camwhore..
we were lookin ugly..








still think she`s hot?

heeheeee..

turn off...

anyway..happy 4th anniversary..


Friday, May 18 @7:53 PM







5 humans..
2 goals..
1 dream....
GETTING HIGH AND DRUNK!!
GETTING OURSELVS TO TE TOP OF TE WORLD..
AGAM TE KAMPUNG
JENN TE BINJAI JIBAI
MAY TE LAMMOO
LENE TE MOTHER
JOEL TE LOUSY DRINKER
KENNY TE FATSOO
TOGETHER THEY MAKE THE CINA SESATED TEAM..
GETTING LOST NON STOP THANK TO TE STINGINESS OF RM 3 FOR TE MAP....




AND te story begins when..............................







may came over..had sushi n went back waited 4r lene n went 2 petaling street..


hunt 4r aviators..

meet wif te rest joel gam n te binjaineez.....

went 4r bak kut teh..

got high eatin pork

lene being a natibu by not eatin pork.






being done wif tat..it`s time 4r te long journey over 2 kuala perlis..






te fountain was te place we stopped n rest n fagged....



nex morning we found ourself near heaven..smellin te bad odour..


palce filled wif natibu...


jetti ppl being racist...


malays on te left


chinese on te right.


cst on te mid..y?biasa la sesat kan??




after uploadin tis pic i realise there was alot of pics..
so i decided so ask u guys n look at joel,agam,jennifer,jolene,may`s blog 4r more pics..


2 out of 5 got wasted..
3sober

we all were good man...

we got our drugs 1st

we got our te important thing there...

@7:10 PM








being officially 18 te dutch celebrated her bday wif..





1. scaring te shyt out of te cst wif her driver
2. soakin ourself n her in te pool
3. alcohol
4. diving board
5. superb toilet

it was fun bein there....enjoyin our asses b4 te lankawi shyt......so heres wat happened..





so it ended wif tis alot of shyt food n etc etc...


Sunday, May 6 @8:43 PM

yyeaa...so here i am now sittin dwn bloggin bout my poorness..okay...how poor am i?

- i onli hav 10 ringgit
-i found 2 ringgit in my pants
-i digged out coins around my hse to get me a pack of dunhill

i realize tat i could save te ciggie money 4r food..so being a nice guy..i did not follow te rite thing..lol..i`m waitin 4r paul liang 2 get his ass back 2 gimme money 4r langkawi if he is willin enuf 2 let me go la..depending on tat old mans mood...lol....

im ranting over nothing..but im poor wei...jon took 100 frm me return me 49 n te owe me 50 he didnt pay me back but he took te fuckin cash n went 2 genting..

mom came back and didnt leave us cash at all.....she meamang dam stingy wei...

wat can i say?living alone is expensive man..

i cant afford a life wif out a car!!
get me my car!!!!!!!!



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Friday, May 4 @11:42 PM

I WAS BORED SO TIS IS WAT I ENDED UP DOIN BESIDES STUDYIN 4R MY FINAL SEM..PLZ HIGH LIGHT TE TITLE ABOVE TE PIC.



You Are a Banana Split
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Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
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Athletic Kid
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People may have stereotyped you as a "dumb jock" - but they underestimated your will, wit, and determination.
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Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
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Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"

For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly.
And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park

Your flirting style: subtle and calculating

What turns you off: short term flings

Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?



You Should Get a Tattoo of Initials

Modern and expressive
You're proud of who you are (or who you love)!
What Tattoo Should You Get?


You Are a Chocolate Martini

You're an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.

You should never: Drink and dash. You're gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!

Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?


You're a Wild Drunk

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?


Your Wrath Quotient: 37%

Sometimes you get really angry, but nothing out of the norm.
While you may wish someone harm, it's pretty unlikely that you'd actually do anything about it.
How Much Wrath Do You Have?


Your Penis Name Is...

Godzilla
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Your Career Type: Social

You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy.
Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems.

You would make an excellent:

Counselor - Dental Hygienist - Librarian
Nurse - Parole Officer - Personal Trainer
Physical Therapist - Social Worker - Teacher

The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.
What's Your Ideal Career?


You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat

You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.
Are You More Cat or Dog?


You Are a Ham Sandwich

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Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast.
And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation - from fancy to laid back.

Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
What Kind of Sandwich Are You?


What People Think of Your Mouth

People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating.
Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers.
And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake.
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Your Hippie Dude Name Is:

Zephyrus
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Your Musical Tastes Match: Jennifer Garner


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You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.
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Your Love Type: INTP

The Thinker

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For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.

Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings.
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Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ
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You Are 69% Peaceful

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Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat.
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You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
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You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
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Your Italian Name Is...

Giordano Rossi
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You Are a Yellow Flower

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At times, you are childlike, as a buttercup is.
And at other times, you are fickle, like a dahlia.
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What Color Flower Are You?

TanSri`s Periuk Nasi



PROFILE
m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito