after a long while of tansli's absent..
tansli finally took te time to blog...

so in tolays post..

tansli is goin to teach you on how b a LALA!!!
yes yes yes yes!!
the guide of becomin a succesfull LALA!!!

First of all
tansli will tich u how 2 write lik lala ok?

so u no me say wat?
lets go!!

aite aite..

since lala cant speak proper english
think like one of them and it is as easy as A.B.C




List of Lala-ism Talkin!!
1. harlo can be frens?
(hello, can we be friends?)

2.me no understand u say wat?
(i don not understand what you are saying)

3.tis 1 not me,tis one is my fren
(this is not me, this is my friend)

4.u got handphone ma?can giv me number?
(do you have a cellphone? If you do may I have your number?)

5.u veli hansum oh?can boyfren me?
you are handsome,can you be my boyfriend?)

6.i lik guy quiet quiet very misteli
(i like quiet guys, they are mysterious)

7.my hobbi is playin game on internet at cc
(my hobby is playing online games at the cyber cafe)

8.i lik eat ciken
(i like eating chicken)

9.me lik sleep like ju-ju
(i like sleeping like a pig)

10.r u boy who sit at pc no 40, wif long long hair wan?then got hole at mouth?
(are the guy who always sits at pc number 40?the one with the long hair and the pierced mouth?)

yes..i hope u noe how 2 communicate wif them now in english!!

Step 2

changing place of hangouts to:

Sg Wang
Times Square
Kota Raya
Johore Bahru

now we noe wer to port at!!

Step 3

get your freaking hair done in the most ridiculous way!
u wan a better concept?
the more clips the more umph!!
and how on earth u are goin 2 dress to b one lala

tin another 2 hours or so...
tansli is goin 2 make te great escape out from johore bahlu...

tansli had nuthin 2 do here...
so tansli had decided to come out wif a new segment called
CNN KnnKnn
Kenny's News Network for Kaninias!!s

In tis segments..
tansli will review latest gossips on wat is happening around him..
yes..
te world revolves around me!!
im a stingy chinese fellur...
like it or not..
ur still goin 2 enjoy my segment!!


so in Tolays Episode of.
KnnKnn

TanSri has tukar warna rambut!!
yes yes!!
its like brown and green!?
i dunno how 2 put it into words!!
but yes!
its dam nice!!
pictures are not shown due to sekuriti for tansli!!

sekian terima kasih

wow sexy...wait isnt tat guy familiar...

currently being held hostage at Johore.



If anyone of u love me..please do come dwn here and giv me a visit..even better, take a bus here and i shall fetch u from the bus station, then on monday we shall return to civilization in my bmerrrr.....wohoooo..

okkk...since im here...tansri shall now share wif my readers on this particular reality program show hosted for kids wit mother and fathers..

its called "Watch Eat" get it?they are tryin 2 say "Watch It" but bcuz its a food show for healthy eating they call it "Watch Eat'' mahai ar...dam 7 lame lor wei...

they hav like 3 segments in the show...


1st segment
bring ur mother and shop for food that can cure constipation..
we will giv u sing dollar of 10 than go buy wat u want.
giv me te money i`ll buy a pack of fag!!


2nd segment
kids will be questioned on questions based on the food..
wat contains fibre?
please angkat the food u bought tat contains fibre..
*kids angkat carrot*
host*oh correct!!!clever*

mahai....if this goes any longer i`ll die....
but as a strong man...
ehemm...
tansri watched te whole show...

there is this part wer is psycho ugly old lady will b comin out 2 judge n teach te kids on how 2 make healthy dessert..
mahai...
telll u wan aunty!!
tansri eat, tansri shit,
tansri fag, tansri fat.

healthy rite!?
chowhai!!!!

3rd segment....
mothers will come out with their creation on healthy food la..
like meehoon soup...
then aunty will giv comment lik not enuf soup.
hahahaha....so hai or not?

anyway....
after that there will a an answering question..
wer the kids will hav 2 guess and answer wat is inside the box,cup n shits la..
and EVERYTIME a kids get it right..
the parents will congratulate the kids parents...
mahai dam lame wei...
fucker award or wat?

its like...

mak cik A: wah ur daughter got it rite la...pandai kan u orang cine?jom shake hands sikit...
aunty B: no la...not smart la...eh shake hand ar?okok come come...
mak cik C: U mya duaghter veli good la....i also wan daughter lik u...ur husband free 2nite?

i swear to god its fuckin stupid yet entertaining...

yes...
and here ends my lifeless 2days in Johore...
fuck help me....

Today im goin 2 share wif u lanjiaos...
a news which i kept dam long with me..

the fact is...i decided to post this up after april fool..
but i forgot..
sry sry sry.....


actually i forgoten al bout it untill my mom rang me up...
n reminded me bout it...

so here my schedule of my month..

im goin dwn 2 johore 2 visit my mom for a week..
then im comin dwn wif my sister n my mom's slave back to PJ
then on that week, i have to go collect my visa....
then im goin dwn to penang 2 visit my grandmother alone...

the reason im doin all these is because im leavin for australia..
i noe its abit unexpected
i noe i sounds like a prank
but this time i sorry its no prank...

but people i noe..
or people i dunno.
who reads my blog and actually enjoys it..
do come to bit me farewell..
cuz im onli allowed back 2 msia twice a year...
chinese new year and xmas...

im not happy tat im leavin at all.....
but te date has been set
tickets booked..
time set.....
so i have no way out...

i`ll diff miss u guys..
once im done wif my visitations
i swear i spend my time wif..


1.leyvin
2.Hema
3.Razif
4.Eemay
5.Leemin
6.Cottton
7.Joel
8.Jolene
9.Anis
10.Edmund
11.Karmini and Devesh
12.My classmates la..
13.Whoever who loves me la...






for those who wana noe more...
here my date of departure...
its on June 31st 2008
time is at 10.30pm






-my heart stays here wif u guys. i`ll miss u mutherfuckers for sure!!
selamat tinggal msia and gang gang dari msia!!

harooo

today is tansri last day at PJ for te week..
2moro he will b drivin dwn 2 johore 2 buang masa there
kerana mother forced me too la..
don worry i shall update u bout my meaninless life eventho im not near u..


also....
7-11 con 7 my money tolay..
bastard sell me a cd but i cannot burn te cd wei..
pekpek mou i ask u?
haih..
nvm....

tolay tansri is goin 2 show u how 2 spot a lifeless dick!!

very simply actually...
these are basics...





1. The person self-proclaims himself as a TanSri. He give himself a nickname such as "m K y g s`" and pronouce it as kigs, a silent M to make it more cool.

2. He posts more than 2 entry on his blog a day.

3. He write useless crap about his life and thinks it is interesting. for more details please visit this particular blog. www.tansri-liang.blogspot.com <<<

4. He finds games like (picture below) entertaining.



5. He takes pictures (shown below) and think its funny to gain attention


6. He went for tiesto and to act cool he downloaded all Tiesto's song and then show on his msn to the world that he isn't over Tiesto yet. Wannabe super raver..


7. He blasts Tiesto music in his Paria car to act cool. Show people he got powerfull sound system.

8. He uses broken ingeris to write on his brog to make people think he is farnee fellow.

9. He puts a blog hit counter and think 200 over visits is alot of hits and he dam proud of himself.

10. Lastly he wrote this post to make people laugh because he think it can make his readers laugh because he thinks he is a funny blogger.



my last word to this guy...go get a life..stop your blogging and don't try to be funny and stuff..this is an old school way..pleaseee....have some pride and dignity....

everwonder wat movie is te best movie in te world?


i noe most of u would be wondering rite?
hard to guess rite?
heheheeee..

well here it is..

1.American movies

-so many actions, so many killing, so many mati-in,so many hard-on scenes..
how 2 b not te best movie rite?but noooo............


2.Chinese movies

-Chinese movies are good as well..hot chicks, hard-on scenes also got, gambling also got, alot of drama happening as well...good rite?


3.Malay movie

-hey who said malays cant act?they have some pretty good shows..eventho i cant give examples i noe they produce good shows.the have almost all elements inside their movie u noe?such as love, action, drama...


4.Filipino movie

-not at all...cuz i don understand wat is happening most of the time...


5.Indian movie

-ehhe...indian movies hav more singing and dancing in the movie..they contain more actions and drama.....



so after watchin all diff kind of movies..tansri had decided that the best movie is definetely


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INDIAN MOVIES!!!






wanna noe y or not??
i have te best reason!!!







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everytime the start singing and dancing their skirts off
they give tansri ciggie break!!

muahahahahahahaha!!

harlooooo!!
my lovely readers!!
how are u lanjiaos doin?


tolay!!tansri is goin 2 groom u people who wants or love 2 b an emo person bcuz u hav nuthin better 2 do in ur life just lik tansri here....

so in todays topic!!

me the tansri will groom u to write an emotional post..or in other words emo post!!

step 1

get emo pics!!! such as..




















AND please choose your pictures nicely okeh??
please do not choose pictures like.....







mahai all this ppl c also laugh la...
so cannot use this type of pictures okeh??

step 2

talk about ur love life or mayb your problems..
remember not 2 use broken english no matter how bad your english is!!
also do not use foul languages to show out your anger!!

heres a sample...

(Emo Picture Choosen from internet to enhance the emofying)


(Opening)
Its was a beautiful morning,
i heard the birds chirpping and the breeze of the morning scent blowing through my face,
I thought to myself, "it is going to be a great day!!"
Yet somehow I was wrong,
I entered class and there She was,
with her killer smile and soothing aura,
She was my everything,
She was my only Pride,
She was my only Love,
She was my only Light,
She was my only Color,
She was my only Reason,

(Main Point of Emo'in)
yet She didn't bother about my presence,
She laughed along with her peeps,
leaving Me alone in the dark,
I was left out in the shadows,
I was cold,
I was hurt
I was MURDERED(take note big letters shows how much you mean about the thing mentioned)

(Thoughts)
I stared at her blindly,
moving into blank space,
I thought to myself,
How Did This HAPPENED?

(Even more Thoughts)
why did I got myself into THIS?
why did I had to lead myself into Misery?

(Blaming self)
So I told Myself,
Enought IS Enough!!
She's not the only girl,
She's not everything,
Why Her?
Why do i deserve this?

(Make selfs happy)
I deserve better,
I deserve the BEST!,
I deserve more,
I deserve HAPPINESS!!

(Ending)
This will end today,
This will not continue
I'm a new ME!!

note: write on the top (currently listening to: *some emo song title*)

That is how we write an emo post!

like tansri said earlier do not use broken engeris or talk like ah beng if not it bcomes lik tis...

(opernin)
Tolay i woke up,
then i heard the jibai birds singing cock in the morning,
its very relaxing but its also fucking annoying!!
the wind was cold and i almost got a flu,
kanasai...
but overall i knew it was goin2b a good day la.

(main poin of emo'in)
but then,
i went for class,
mahai ar...
my love was there,
she was my everything,
but tat bitch had to screw my life up,
chow hai my life is bad enuf she summore wanna make me hailat!!
but i didnt care,
i still love and think of her so much!!
yet i noe she will never accept me back
cuz im fat and ugly,

(thinkin)
but its okeh,
i will get over her,
and find myself a new chick,
i will make sure i make her jealous kao kao!
then later she will want me back!!
ptuii!!
u think im a loser?
look who is goin to get te last laugh la chowhai!!

(goin to finis)
i will get an amoi!
big boobs!!
white white face!!
no am choong!!
no gigi senget!!
then i c if u emo or not!!
dump me for an uglier guy!!
pekpek la!!







told u didn't I?

TanSri shall now provide you vital information about the country!

Over millions of research TanSri has 5 condamfirm way to destroy this country!!

ofcuz TanSri will not do such things!!

but here are the condamfirm way for us to destroy Msia!!








5. Gaoment decided that everyone MUST wear TUDUNG out!! confirm all the people who don't like will go againts this law and start a riot.







4. Unhappy Citizens who does not like the way our Gaoment leads the country. But like they said we must be THANKFULL OF WHAT WAS GIVEN AND WILL BE GIVEN!






3. Importing Banglas to work here, many of us Msian are out of work yet the most of the workers all imported brand! How are we going to survive like that? No money wanna open business also la wei!









2. Call the people to stop working!! I think so at least 100% of our country economy jialat!! Like that our lovely country no more alredy lor..










1. This is the most fearsome tactics among all!!once it is gone the country memang condamfirm gone to the max..not even ashes are left..Msia will be gone within seconds!!No more in the map!!No more in the world!!No more known as 3rdworld Country!!



what is this particular method?



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and the secret shall be told!

DESTROY FRIENDSTER AND FACEBOOK!!

confirm jialat!!

here a list of people i would love to send my deepest sincerest saddest feeling too..

the reason?

they couldn't make it to tiesto`s rave!!

1. Armpit Chiew - this pekpek was busy studying n decided to leave tiesto
2. Prostitute Eu - this other pekpek said no money or parents don giv
3. Pothead Gan - this particular lanjiao went to work
4. Gothic Zing - this other lanjiao working since long ago

all these 4 brader brader all didnt make it..i feel their lost, bcuz till now im not over te rave yet!!just imagine its tat good!even recharge rave last year no effect on tan sri!!

anyway...

pics of te rave will b up soon!!

okeh..
tansri has came back 2 PJ!!!

the rave was te best among all raves
hapening 2 te max
n lights were awesomic...

but sadly 2 say...

not all was perfect..
shit happens aite...

n wen tansri came back here
he doesnt feel lik he belongs here at all
i hav no idea why...

tansri does not lik these feeling...

pics of tiesto the meastro will be uploaded once i manage 2 find carols facebook n curi al te pics 2 upload due 2 her laziness of passing us online...

but all of these shall come 2 pass n lets keep on living pur screwed up life!!

so shall the begining of te start of our new life!!

but in te mean time...

heres te story bout tootsy ppl on te rave n on te way 2 te rave!!









day 1

tansri woke up late...evie waited frm 8 - 10 am...then she dulan wif me..
i finally woke up n headed 2 razifs place.then subang 2 fetch 2 psychoes..
ling yi n wivi..
it was tansri's first time meetin wivi
n she was 2 said a very decent girl..




untill!!!!!!!

she started becomin some taiko n whackin me on te rave..
but!
her eleboration of her psychoness shall b written later on...

so after that.
we went for bfast at mcD
it was okeh.
meet aub there..
then after bfast we were off 2 te rave!!
tiesto baby here comes tansri!

we were drivin smoothly untill.....
jeng jeng jeng!!
ling yi started her karaoke session!!

this time hailat!
she was louder than my sound system!
she kept singin rihannas song over n over..
u tel me fan 9 hai or not?
so me n razif blasted te sound of te radio
til we cant hear her voice..

but all these arent interesting

we finally reached te dam banglo
n guess wat
we kena con by te dam dog!!
came out some piece of crap banglo wei!!
so we werent so happy.
n razif left out te sound system main cable 2 connect 2 te laptop!!
wassup la...

day 1/2

me, raz, vie, yi, vi
headed for shoppin for te necessary items
so we bought te dam cable
n other stuffs as well..

boring rite...

u noe wat!!
wat im gonna post up during te rave is bullshyt!
y u lanjiao wana noe so much!!
hu ask u don wanna come!?


padan muka la!!

bye.

good afternoon my lovely lanjiao readers,

tan sri here thinks that Malaysian are one of the most advanced country in the world!!
WE MALAYSIANS CAN THINK AHEAD OF PEOPLE BY 2 STEPS!!

i personally witness these all by my very own eyes!!

as proof which i can promise you chi bai kias that you wont disagree with me tan sri shall list down the following evidence proof and witness!!




we shall begin the start of a new Era!!

Malaysian can think ahead of people 2 steps is because


1. When speed limit says 60 we Malaysians go 120!!you see kotek korect or not? We can see ahead of other people! so dam power!! for us 60 kmh is nothing!! 120 is normal speed wei..we are a fast developing country so we have to develop our speed as well!!

2. Samans!!!this one surly all also agree!! when we lanjiaos get a saman we all have 2 weeks to pay up if not masuk court case!! but we malaysians have forseen the future!! we pay 2 years later!cuz we know when we get samans the people 2 years before baru reach their turn to masuk court case!!so we know we have another 2 years to masuk court. so this is where our famous line comes in!! simpan sikit sikit lama lama jadi bukit!!

3. Traffic!!NO NOT TIESTO TRAFFIC!!our traffic on the road is the most power one i think. wanna noe how Malaysian can see step ahead of us or not? when green or red light even tho the jam infront is at the yellow box, people still wanna go and block the other side road to cross!true or not?you noe y or not?? heheheehh dunno leh. let tan sri tell u y!! it is bcuz they noe that they will be there later so y wait?just do it man!! go onli la..block or not they don care!!msians cannot wait wan!we developing la!cannot stall around must keep on goin!!

4. This one is big news to not onli us but the other country as well.. NO one in the world would spend RM 2 BILLION on sending a monkey up to space!!well us Malaysian was smart to take tis opportunity to send the first monkey to space!! we sent the smartest monkey on earth ok!! got phD and all..don mess man!!other country also shocked when they knew we were sending a monkey up!!all i know the RUSSIANS were shocked cuz all these times we are known as the 3rd World Country!!not anymore babies!!we sent a monkey so our ranking when to Dumbst country in the world!!

tan sri now present you the truth on y Msians can think 2 steps ahead other country and people!!

If anyone don agree please feel free 2 drop me a comment ok?
n please don go report police!!

sekian terima kasih!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
WAWASAN 2o2o!!

hari ini seperti yang rakyat rakyat Malaysia sudah tahu, nasi dalam negara kita semakin berkurangan, dalam bahasa orang Amerika ialah not enuf rice!!

soo....

tan sri pada hari yang mulia ini macam tan sri
akan share some opinion on how to handle this situation!

1. first the gaoment should hire people and tell all the girls that they are FAT!!so like that they won't eat rice and we can save more rice!! then those girls and women who are berbadan dua will not eat. then hor the baby inside will not have enuf calsium, nutrien, protien, and many more will die inside the tummy!!smart rite? its like killing 6.2 million birds with one stone!!the more they die the more rice we can have and still import outside and the gaoment can earn more.

2. the prisoners in the jail should not be given rice to eat!!so that they will die of hunger. then hor , the gaoment can save money to buy ropes and bullets to sentence them to death can be saved and more money for the gaoment to earn. not only that. they can scare all the untangkaped criminals outside and the crime rate will drop!!Malaysians don eat rice surly die wan la!worst than gatung sampai mati wei...

3. gaoment should ban all the mak cik jual nasi lemak!!mahai call them sell belacan instead la..evryday tan sri drive out also at least see 30 stalls of mak cik jual nasi lemak!!you tell me wastin rice or not? not say people eat nasi lemak everyday also rite?then left overs cannot keep they throw!!

these three ways surly can help out wan!!don blief then go try la...tan sri will not blaf u people..you people are my lovely chibai readers wat!!

Long Live Malaysia!

Dear Heavenly Father,

i commit this year to You,
as for us it isnt the right year for us,

i pray You'll bless us side by side,
angels covering us all the time,

as time goes by,
we'll have You always on standby,

we give in to You,
we give fate to You,

we give You trust,
that there will no more lust,

things we hunger for shall fade away,
as now we can live peacefully,

cast of the demons,
for they are bad germs,
cast their infections away,
so we can live today,

cover us in your blood,
and here we make an oath,

we promise to becarefull,
as You make our life beautiful,

protect us all,
when we take the fall,

bless us all,
when we are in worries,

we now surrender our pain,
make it gone again,

eventho a time like this came,
but now it's time for us to learn the game,

a part of life we should learn to take,
so we know how to anticipate,

as for now we here standing,
lets make sure we ain't falling,

God Bless Us All,

in Heavens Holy Grace I Pray

Amen.....

wokay!!

tan sri got his har chopped by some noob hai hair styler...
his normal hair styler went back sabah!!
for wat la go sabah?
rave at PD la boyy...

ok cut te crap lets move to the point..

somehow tan sri strongly felt that this hair stylist things he dam powerfull hair chopper la..

1. he faking chop hair dam 7 fast!!
2. he always go againts my words!!
3. his hair is so ugly yet he still dare work in places wer he needs 2 deal wif hairs
4. he chops lik shyt...

tan sri felt that also this particular hair chopper is a big fan of the movie SIGNS!!!

you want 2 noe y??
let u show u y!!



































































kaninia...
i went n checked wif my martians fren
it actually say


"i chop in peace"

today tan sri is havin a busy schedule....

first tan sri is goin 2 drink develop leafs which has flavored in it

after that tan sri goin 2 chop dwn his hair!!
(getting ready for tiesto)

then earring shopping

then go home tfk and sleep...

today tan sri is not goin 2 post another episode of under 18 chinese teenager

but tan sri is goin 2 share to my readers about wat a tan sri does best..
handling interview..as tan sri, tan sri has a lot of interbiu to attend to soo....

here's a recent interview tan sri had with an abnormal reporter...







reporter : hello tan sri

tan sri : oh oh hello reporter

reporter : tan sri may i ask u a few things?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri is it true that you had sex with a prostitute and called her your fuck buddy?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : it was recorded as stated is it true it is you?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri tan sri, is it true that the room u had sex in was 1303?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri, did u use condom?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri is there other thing u can say besides "no comment?"

tan sri : got comment but don wanna giv comment

reporter : tan sri y u bein a small kid?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : ok tan sri i noe ur not in a good mood, so i`ll ask u a last question

tan sri : stil no comment

reporter : tan sri is it true that the gaoment set u up in tis?

tan sri : no comment


so that is te end of te report

see being tan sri is not easy....we hav 2 answer peoples question day by day
people wanna noe wat tan sri is doing wif his life...
well then
let tan sri share wif u abit bout his life.....




no comment..

harlo lanjiaos readers


in todays episode of

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.














Tan Sri's Confirmation List on Wat To Bawak to the R-A-V-E!!

but first of all

tan sri shall giv u a short knowledge on wat the lanjiao is a rave
well rave is NOT a short form of a long word! so please ppl don pandai pandai to add n tell ppl rave is a short form of a thing!!
don't act smart!!
be lik tan sri here...


okeh...
first of all
rave is a party hosted by some powerfull dj...DJ's only if superstar wanna make rave..call the lanjiao come suck tansri`s GODZILLA cuz superstar throws concert not rave..
if superstar wanna throw rave then meaning te superstar will hav 2 b te sponsor la...

rave is a party wer ppl actually go super high
meaning they take drugs..
in tan sri's opinion
they should call rave hosted overseas as :

Example : Amedika Biggest Drug Fest or Aostrolia Biggest Drug Fest

okeh..enuf of tan sri`s bull shyt
and lets skip to te main purpose i wrote tis post!!


tan sri wanna confirm wif u ravers tat u hav brought te right items together

1. LOCK PADS (MORE SECURITY)

2. EXTRA MATRESS (SO NO NEED TO SQUEEZE WITH PEOPLE WHEN SLEEPING ALSO CAN HALANG PEOPLE TO PRESS YOUR NEN NEN WHILE YOU CHOU TOOT-ING)

3. MONEY (IF NO MONEY LAMPAH EAT WAT?)

4. TOOTBRUSH (YOU WANT PEOPLE PEOPLE TO SMELL THE CHOU PET PET BREATH AR?)

5. TOOTHPASTE (MAHAI U GO BRING TOOTHBRUSH NO TOOTHPASTE FOR LANJIAO AR!?)

6. SHAVER (IN CASE YOUR KALAKTAI MOU GROW THEN WHEN U RAVING AH LIANS WEAR BIKINI HAILAT LA!!ALL THE BULU THERE!!)

7. SHIRTS (DUH RITE IF NOT WEAR WAT SLEEP AND GO RAVE RITE!?)

8. PANTS (SAME REASON AS 7)

9. UNDIES (THIS ONE GIRLS NO NEED TO WORRY TAN SRI THINKS GIRLS DON WEAR ALSO NVM. BUT GUYS MUST LA IF NOT YOU DANCE THEN YOUR TESTICLES FLY HERE FLY THERE JIALAT LOR!)

10. THIS ONE MOST IMPORTANT ONE LA IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER THAN HAILAT!!
TRY AND GUESS AND SEE.. CANNOT THINK ONLY SCROLL DOWN FOR THE NEXT 2MINS








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GIVE UP HOR?

TICKETS LA!!HAHHAAA. LANJIAO GO RAVE NO TICKETS!?

harlo my lan jiao lovely readers...
i've been readin ppls post these days..
(blog hop around)
n limpeh realise alot of peepur brog very the so-fis-ti-ka-ted-ly

so today
tansri shall be one of the -IN BLOGers-
just like liao liao lang else...


tolay tansri had a very the exhaustication night
tansri went for pool side party to look at a full crowd of peepur the cheebye kia doesnt know
alot of those ah gua look very the rich and made tansri feel very the moneyless

then tansri made the si beh li hai escape and ran for MJ wif that chao ah beng's peeps
there the cheebye kia ate that chao ah beng's night meal and gossiped
after that tansri went off to indulge himself into more tummy satisfactions

he ate a bowl or french discovery of potatoes sliced into thin piece, to be exact with the length of 5cm and the width of .9cm and then har, cooked by deep fryin untill its golden in colour then as well with a plate of malisian delight delicacies where wa lang put developed padi then wa lang boil it tills its soft and then har, fry it with other ingredients such as greens from the ground and si mi chickens are before those pukima were hetch, all together..eventho it may sound very the complicating limpeh can promise you its as sup sup soi as the alphabets wa lang learn at a place where wa lang go before the place wa lang go when are 7 years old above which is a building that has humans nuturing us to be a smart educated humans which as enquire us to wear clothes that has been set up where all the humans who goes there will wear the same design budden hor, neber fear because it comes in sized that are different due to growth rate of humans which arent the same.

after that tansri and the other minster of psychoes head over to that chao ah beng's frens house which is known as tansri 2pack to entertain themself by watchin a movie which containes scenes that kept having flashback of a certain character ebeli 20mins..the movie was said a very the damn power movie budden hor, as tansri has seen it all the cheebye kia thinks that is wa lang just cheated because humans these days can manipulate the truth to con out all the other humans paper which always contains someone tiong yao in the front cover and the amount of worth the particular paper is..it usually comes in sizes and colours so liddat that humans would thing it is worthy to have the particular paper. then with the paper humans can trade with things which is more worthy lets kong a thing that helps you type on the screen then can make calls out.because it is harder and cannot koyak like the paper. damn power trade you noe. humans which are develop calls this things butter system.

but it because the moon was changing positions tansri had to make a move back home due to plai minster at home. so liddat tansri took the movie and had that chao ah beng's own time viewing the movie. then tansri had went to the jo cake to let go some of the disgusted income of the french discovery potato and some of the develop padi that had became half calcium and half useless items in that chao ah beng's disgustion system that helps the movement of the object that had enter tansri's stomach.

that is all..now tansri is goin to hibernate for the next 130degress of where the moon is at the moment. tansri shall close the lid that helps protects the item on tansri's body to allow the lan jiao face to view colours and object in this world. the black ball that is surround by the white bigger ball shall now rest so liddat that it can see cleary the next time the sun comes out!

sweet thinking while koon ging and do not let the bugs that has the ability to breed inside the bed to bite you...



ah beng ver 2.4 beta

i found this site and guess how much this piece of crap blog worth??

harlo my lovely readers...
i've been readin ppls post these days..
(blog hop around)
n i realise alot of people blog very so-fis-ti-ka-ted-ly

so today
tansri shall be one of the -IN BLOGers-
just like everyone else...


today tansri had a very exhaustication night
tansri went for pool side party to look at a full crowd of people he doesnt know
alot of them look very rich and made tansri feel very moneyless

then tansri made the great escape and ran for MJ wif his peeps
there he ate his night meal and gossiped
after that tansri went off to indulge himself into more tummy satisfactions

he ate a bowl or french discovery of potatoes sliced into thin piece, to be exact with the length of 5cm and the width of .9cm and then cooked by deep fryin untill its golden in colour then as well with a plate of malaysian delight delicacies where we put developed padi then we boil it tills its soft and then fry it with other ingredients such as greens from the ground and what chickens are before they were hetch, all together..eventho it may sound very complicating i can promise you its as easy as the alphabets we learn at a place where we go before the place we go when are 7 years old above which is a building that has humans nuturing us to be a smart educated humans which as enquire us to wear clothes that has been set up where all the humans who goes there will wear the same design but never fear because it comes in sized that are different due to growth rate of humans which arent the same.

after that tansri and the other minister of psychoes head over to his frens house which is known as tansri 2pack to entertain themself by watchin a movie which containes scenes that kept having flashback of a certain character every 20mins..the movie was said a very good movie but as tansri has seen it all he thinks that is we just cheated because humans these days can manipulate the truth to con out all the other humans paper which always contains someone important in the front cover and the amount of worth the particular paper is..it usually comes in sizes and colours so that humans would thing it is worthy to have the particular paper. then with the paper humans can trade with things which is more worthy lets say a thing that helps you type on the screen then can make calls out.because it is harder and cannot koyak like the paper. good trade you noe. humans which are develop calls this things butter system.

but it because the moon was changing positions tansri had to make a move back home due to prime minister at home. so tansri took the movie and had his own time viewing the movie. then tansri had went to the toilet to let go some of the disgusted income of the french discovery potato and some of the develop padi that had became half calcium and half useless items in his disgustion system that helps the movement of the object that had enter tansri's stomach.

that is all..now tansri is goin to hibernate for the next 130degress of where the moon is at the moment. tansri shall close the lid that helps protects the item on tansri's body to allow him to view colours and object in this world. the black ball that is surround by the white bigger ball shall now rest so that it can see cleary the next time the sun comes out!

sweet thinking while sleeping and do not let the bugs that has the ability to breed inside the bed to bite you...


















































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so-fis-ti-ka-ted rite?

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito