in todays episode of

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.






tan sri here, is goin to teach u kungfuu!!

but not like all oridanary kungfuu!!

tis one is wat i call

sex kungfuu!!

IN TODAYS EPISODE OF NOT FOR KIDS UNDER 18 AND ETC ETC...

KENNY WILL BE GUIDING YOU TOWARDS A GREAT BLAST OPTION TO A RAVE!!

SO THANK ME FOR THIS POST!!



BEFORE WE START I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU PEOPLE BRING THESE ITEMS BEFORE THE RAVE

ALL ITEMS MENTIONED ARE USEFULL ARE SURELY NOT REGRETFULL.

SO HERE ARE THE PARTICULAR ITEMS


1. Undies
2. Shirts
3. Pants
4. Money
5. Ciggies
6. Water
7. Extra lack pads
8. Tampons(for ladies only)
9. Items that will make you not remember your name the next day.
10. Kenny



OKAY..NOW THAT WE ARE DONE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT ITEM TO BRING TO THE RAVE THESE ARE THE GUIDE TO HAVING A BLASTED SENSATIONAL OUTSTANDING AWESOMATIC RAVE!!

1. Follow the flow of the music
2. Don't EVER SEPERATE FROM YOUR FRIENDS!!
3. Stick together or create a meet up point there
4. Always ALways becarefull of losing your items!!
5. Have Kenny next to you (this rule only applies towards the ladies)
6. Theres no more!!
7. Just fucking enjoy yourself!!
8. It's tiesto!!what are you waiting for?menshuffle la..
9. carefull of harresments...(these only applies to ladies who doesnt want to get laid on that night)
10. If your under age..no point reading because your not going to be there!!AHAKS!!




Kenny's guide of 2 DAYS OF CONDOM proudly presents you Tiesto guide towards 2 DAYS OF FREEDOM!!

aiyoooo...
i really dam 7 lazy wanna study
but i have no choice at all weii...
throw me some inspiration god!

aiyaaaaaaa.
fuckin studies can kill ppl wei..
no wonder so many suicide case la...
fuck fuck sien!!

i am hungry..
but i don wanna eat or else i'll sleep and i wont study
dangerous...

fuck i`ll go dislocate my body someplace else..














the rabbit is me technically

logically im still the guy.

dear D**

please get your damn facts right about me. Don't talk like you know me well
you tell me your have been observing me for the past few months?
you were not even home much how can you be sure of what i did?
you come back drunk and start shouting at me over texting me all you dare to use vulgar language againts me?

hell your a good ***

eat my shorts!!

i have backed you up a lot of times..
and yet you dare tell me rubbish!?

heres to you.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!
you don't know me..
you weren't beside me much when i was growing up!!
you didn't brought me up in a great wonderful environment!!
it was your **** which did all the job!!
you put her trough sufferings and now your telling me what to do with my life?
guess what?
you weren't much in my life for the damn past 18 years.
it's coming 19 now and your trying to get back into me?
hahahahaa....
thanks, i am thankful that you now support me in my studies and money.
but that doesn't make up to the time you wasted not spending with me
when i was a child you were barely home.
i love waiting for you to arrive back home hearing you whistle.
every damn fucking time you came back i was a fucking joyful kid.
but as time pass i knew you weren't coming home and i wished it wasn't for good.

and one time you came back with shits and rubbish which you poured upon my family.
i hate you for that but i still forgave you because your my ***!!!
and you ever once thought that what you did could effect our life's?
i guess you didn't because it's all happened..

but you couldn't turn back time right?
so your stupid actions caused you great misery!!
when you got into a great arguement with my *** i still stood up and said
"whatever he did and stuff i can't change the fact that he is my ***"
my brother told me i was a stupid fool still caring and thinking of you and your money.
but i couldn't give a fuck and still stood the fact i have and own a *** like you..
i know you gives us things we want now..
but do you hear me asking for money for this and that?
it's only petrol money i ask for.
i don't ask for a new car often.
i do tell you the cars i like.
i do tell you i want this car.
but i've never expected you to buy me the car.
yes i know you bought us decent cars..
i don't even speed with the cars..
yet you say it as if i don't fucking apreciate it at all..

when i got back the BMW i saw the P sticker missing.
why was that?
i know you had driven the car back to penang to your second ****'s place..
i know your scared that she'll see the sticker and question you why is it there?
or less why would you have took the sticker out?
ashamed that i am still a P driver??


you think i love going out often to spend money?
look at the house!!
we don't even have a proper sofa or television!!
i love spending time with my families..

i've always loved when we spend time together as one.
having dinner..
laughing of at jokes!
i haven't ate a family home cook food with all family members in years!!
it's always us eating out.
you call that fun?

yet when my *** is down you could still tell us you have a meeting here and there.
rather spending time with us.
now now...
tell me..
when you come home you always go to bed early.

how would you know if i studied or not?
how would you know if i cleaned the house up or not?
you wouldn't would you?

i miss the times when we are still ONE!!
mostly all my friends have a nice family.
a decent family..
why couldn't i?
is it fate?
or is it you!?

i wouldn't blame you much
as others do..
you told me you wanted to buy me a caldina.
boy was i dumb and stupid enough to be happy and excited!!
yet i knew i was not going to come to me i still had hope!!
fuck and you told me you wanna invest the money on the company and you didn't had much cash.
okay..
fine.....i didn't complain!!
i have a dam syer worth of RM 1 million right?
what if i sold the syer of your company off and start my own life?
plus you said the syer money would be in my account?
i'm still waiting for the letter to come to me and confirm i have the amount of a million ringgit!!

im keeping the syer for future purposes and never thought once that i would sell it to get things i want!!
you say i don't act like an adult?
i'm old enough to think like one...
i maybe playfull and shits..
but i know what is best for me and my life..

i have great friends.
they are always beside me when i need them.

i've given so much of hope in you that i finally came to a decision to give up!!
you can come back drunk and start scolding me that im useless?
look in a mirror and think twice!!

if you have the time just look in the mirror and spit on it!!
you deserve the spitting more than anyone else!!

i thank god for giving me an open heart!!
i thank god for giving me a great life!!
i thank god that he made my life easy!
i thank god he made me a child that can deal and see problems as if the were small ants to crush!!
i thank god for giving me a good *** and siblings
i thank god for everthing HE has done for me...
and i thank god for giving me a D** like you!

or else i would have grown up being a failure like you!!

some of my friend are jealous that i have a dad like you and a life like me..
hahhaa..
i guess after this post i think its the other way round.
i envy peoples life instead...
they have perfect family and not me

so



i promise myself to never give my future family a life i've been trough!!
i promise my child i'll be home for dinner with them if i don't have to work over time
i promise my family i'll love them till i leave the world!!
i promise i'll bring up my child that they'll be able to to think wisely
i promise my wife i'll never cheat on her or hurt her
i promise myself i'll never BE LIKE YOU!!!!







p.s : i love my life now and theres nothing in the world i would trade it for. i thank my friends for being there for me all the time..you people aren't just friends you are family!













































































































































i miss the old you.....

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.



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i`ve decided to expose the way malaysian chinese teens talk.....

its as simple as an essay..

we hav the pembuka kata and penutup..


but its abit te diff from wat u think of...

our pembuka kata is always fucker

and penutup is always mahai

don beleive??

check tis out...



FUCKER i msg u dunno how 2 reply ah mahai!!

FUCKER wen u wanna pay me money back?bloody 6months alredy la mahai!!

FUCKER u bastard wen u wanna call me out yamcha?intro some chicks 2 me la mahai..

FUCKER u stole my chick ar??!!mahai!!

FUCKER you!!go takei also nvr call la now.....mahai.....

really rite??te new pembuka kata and penutup are real...

check tis long convo up....

*leyvin walks towards colin*

eh FUCKER!!brader la now??sitting wif chicks and all leave me n edmund alone wif te batang fest!?magachowhai ar....fucker i`m gonna kill u wei colin..piece of shyt, dick, fuck face, ass hole....mahai!!FUCKER go back KLG la come PJ for wat?not say u goin to teman me also dick face..fuck off la!!! mahai!!

*colin stares*
i think i need to pray fot your brains la leyvin...

***colin is an exceptional towards malaysian teen new age of pembukaan kata and penutup..he holy***

now we now how we talk rite?

here's another set of perfect malay translation of movie titles....since i personally felt that the previous one was funny `ve decided to make another set...


here we go..

along came polly = tiba tiba datang polly
ah long private ltd = peminjam wang sdn bhd
cloverfield = padang clover
the comebacks = datang balik
deadly ghost = hantu mautan
death note = nota maut
meet the fockers = berumpa dengan fockers
land of the dead = tanah untuk kematian/tanah untuk orang mati
shutter = penutup
street kings = raja-raja jalan
batman returns = lelaki kelawar kembali
spiderman = lelaki labah-labah
catwoman = wanita kucing
escape from huang shi = melarikan diri dari huang shi
the water horse = the kuda air
be kind rewind = jadilah baik hati putar balik


i ran out of ideas..
hahaha...

if i do hav readers...
im sorry i havent been updating much

*always wanted to say tat*

as i noe 2008 has been a shit year..
many bad things had happened...
so far nothin serious to me yet..
*touches wood*

in the past 4 months i`ve heard over 100 shits had has been circulating around..
even BN is havin shits now..
i don blame the people
i blame the year...

i wont b mentioning names here
its all private n confidential..
but all i can say is
carefull n think twice before acting
this includes sex...
condom comes first aite??

ok... here a short list of religious guides if shits happens


looks like i better be a fastafarian....
let`s smoke this SHIT!!!

but all ends that we should bcarefull n help out one another..
i noe i did my part...


Kenny : Y are we shitting together again?

Lvin : lets just get into shit together and go tru it together ok broz?

Collin : *mourns**what?i don wanna get into shits...it's not cool ok?i think i have to start praying for ur brains la Lvin.

Lvin : STFU COLLIN!!

it is a FREAKING tiring nite...

we played futsal today...
i was hustling and yet saw i sure losing..

that isnt the point..

i did managed to score a goal!!




















AN OWN GOAL...

still...
it was fun.
we had dam alot of stories to tell after the game
its like a bondig session among us.
aaron,chua,me,megats,davin,devon,wengker,cheerleader,hoong,sekh,rafik and majerine went..

it was fun..
i sweated dam alot..
i was freaking tired plus..
i got a cramp..
tat is saddening..

nothing else 2 blog..
off 2 bed i go...

Here a story about 3 guys 2 guys and a faggot and a half.

from the top..
Guy A
then Guy B
lastly
Disturbed guy with unknow gender A.K.A Faggot A


it all started wen..

guy a : wei stomach dam pain wei...

guy b : eh ya wei...mahai the food la i think...

faggot a : i also feeling the stomachache...i think its te chili...so spicy..

guy b : lets go shyt la wei...

guy a : eh ya wei..we take all next 2 each other..

faggot a : okok lets go man...


walked 2 toilet....

in the lift.

guy b : bro bro..we take te sitting dwn one n let *toooooot* squat!!hahahaahahaaaa...

guy a : ya wei..hahahahaha...*head moves like chicken*

faggot a : don la so bad..my leg cant squat la..dam pain..

guy a : ya meh?come i make you more cannot squat...*kicks faggots leg..*

faggot a : ouch..dam pain wei...

guy a : laughs like a dick and started imitating faggots a walking style..

guy b: laughs as well...while thinkin will he shyt his pants if they continue their spontaneous comedy act...

DING!!
lift opens...

pathway to toilet...

guy a : where the fuck is the toilet?

guy b : come here la oi...

went in the toilet...

guy a : mahai faggot u take the squating dwn one..haheaheahe

guy b : laughs as well..but felt pity so offered faggot the sitting dwn cubicle..

faggot a : no need la i can squat don worry...

guy a : faster take tissue n cover the sits wei later ur leg kena infection...

guy b : im more worried if my ass kena infection la...

*guy a went 2 make the move first* *then faggot a* *then guy b*
in the cubicle....


guy a : *mournssssss*

faggot a : *mournss lllooooUUUUDDEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

guy b : damn man my shyt won't come out...

guy a : oh mahai, tis is good shyt man!!

aggot a : still mourning....

guy a : mahai im almost done wei...

faggot a : continues to mourn summore...

guy b : ahh my shyt is out...hahahaha.......

guy a : im done wei...*mournsss*

faggot a : me too wei... *mournss*

guy b : how come they are mourning?its like they are relating sex with shyt.

guy a : im done wei....

faggot a : *mourns again for dont noe wat reason.*

guy b : mahai so fast wan wei?

guy a : that was te besst shyt wei..... guy b : u all wanna go, go 1st la...

guy a : dont worry we'll wait for u...

faggot a : yea man..we wait for u...

after a while...

guy b : i'm done la...wheeee......

walking back dwn...
faggot a : my shyt wen i squated dwn all came out at once wei...i couldnt take it alredy...so all came out...

guy b : mahai sometimes u c ur shyt dam long also la...bhaheahehae my record was*shows sizze*

faggot a : hahaha...u must concentrate wen u wanna make it long, don cut ur shyt...

guy b : mahai y m i talkin bout tis wif him??





-shit end-

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito