This is not some useless post my dear readers.

for once tansli is about to post a post which is normal.

so tolay tansli is goin 2 brog about finally i understanding nuffnang.


ok...

its lik tis...
tansli signed up for nuffnang about a few months ago hoping u noe?
he earns some cash la..
but he nvr knew how 2 get ads for te brog..
so he thought like his brog tarak bleh pakai...
but mana tau
ur suppose 2 add ur brog link on te home page or something la..

now onli tansli found out..
thanks 2 mich phoon hu fark me kao kao wen i didnt noe anything...
please don visit her brog so that she don get money ok?
ok!!

so tis is it..



the end

currently listening :

third eye blind - how's it gonna be

fact 001 about tan sri liang..

he is VERY scared of cockcroach(es).

i killed a cockroach earlier on in liang residence and then held it by its antenna and chased tan sri around the house. freaking funny okeh. he ran inside jonathan's room and covered himself with the blanket while shouting "B!! DON'T BREAK YOUR PROMISE!! FUCKAAA! B AH!!"

i initially wanted to post the video on blog but then tan sri doesn't let wor. sorry ah fellow readers.

peAceeee.

-michellephoon

morning.

i just came up with 10 ways to annoy your boyfriend when he wants to go to sleep.

1. dig his nose
2. pinch his inner thighs
3. cough in his face
4. squish his face
5. bite his cheeks
6. tickle his armpittt!
7. threaten him that you're gonna throw your bloody-stained pad at him (that's if you're having your period)
8. wipe/paste your booger a.k.a. pei si on him
9. call his ex
10. whack him with his smelly bolster

sekian terima kasih.

and no. i did not hack your blog.
you logged in for me.

sekian terima kasih, again.
ciao.
bye.
adiosa.
au revoir.
sayonara sayur-sayuran.

-mich phoon

harlo readers!!
so here i am as te one repubic republic co-founder
will be telling u guys wat u need in order to get into te team..



qualifications for driver

- drives a malaysian car
- able to cut car drivin less than 20 km/h
- do no own a non-malaysia made car
- has at least UPSR cert
- able to ride a bicycle
- enjoys rojaks
- enjoys cendol


qualification for pit stop crew
- knows how to pump petrol
- knows how to steal tayar
- knows how to pancit opponents tayar
- knows how to down 2 bottles of any kind of liquor
- knows how to eat cendol and rojaks



advantages of joining

- get free cendol and rojaks if we win a race
- will be famous among ourselves
- get to have girls holding umbrella for you
- commission 20 cent after winning
- lim goh tong spend one night at genting
- people jealous because they cannot drive protons and perodua


disadvantages of joining

- nil



people who wants to join the one republic team must be able to sing stop and stare*










*terms and conditions apply

dearest spm students..
i noe times are hard as you think the world most diffucult exam is comin to u soon..
since tansli is a nice guy...

he has decided to giv u a test which is going to make SPM(Sijil Pemeriksaan Malaysia) sounds lik SPM(Sila Pergi Main).

okeh...


so tolay tansli is goin to giv u the world most impossible test!






blog ini mengandungi 10 soalan
sila menjawab semua 11 soalan..
and diberi 10 saat and untuk mencompletekan semua soalan di dalam blog ini...






1. 1 + 1 = ?
a. 1
b. 3
c. 4
d. 5

2. apakah nama ibu anda?
a. chua soi lek
b. ayah pin
c. mcNugget
d. starbuck

3. apakah nama negara kita?
a. Arab
b. Arnab
c. Indonesia
D. Indo-Mee

4. Cita-cita anda ialah?
a. pencuri
b. mat rempit
c. perogol
d. semua di atas

5. jika anda dapat mencari cita-cita anda di atas, jawapan anda salah jadi pilih sekali lagi
a. perompak
b. mat motor
c. orang suka mencabuli kehormatan perempuan
d. masih semua di atas

5.2/5 . jika anda masih dapat mencari cita-cita and di atas, anda gagal kerana menjawab jawapan salah dan jika anda tidak menjawab anda mendapat markah kosong kerana tidak menjawab.

6. apakah nama prime minister malaysia?
a. tansri liang
b. jeorge bush
c. proton perdana
d. perodua kancil

7. apakah kereta kebangsaan malaysia?
a. nissan
b. toyota
c. lembugini
d. felalai

8. jika anda ada 3 epal, dan anda telah menelan satu berapa epal yang anda masih ada?
a. 2
b. 3
c. 4
d. 5



















jika anda telah memilah satu jawapan..anda salah kerana di dunia ini tiada manusia boleh menelan epal. jadi jika menelan sebiji epal maka anda akan meninggal dunia. jadi jawapannya 0. tapi jika anda tidak memilih jawapan maka anda tidak mendapat jawapan kerana tidak menjawab.

9. history dalam bahasa melayu adalah?
a. masa depan
b. future
c. roti telur tak mau telur
d. chapati tambah chakni tak mau nasi

10. siapakah orang paling hensem di dunia?
a. wong wong wei
b. wei wei wong
c. tan chou tut
d. chou pek pek




























so my dear SPM takers..
ready for some easier exams?

ok la...
tansli now realli no more idea wat 2 brog about alredy...
so i think tansli is goin 2 do an act..
a malay talk talk convo combi bambi...


its just some random think i thought of while replyin my fren alyaa hu menghilang 2 eng for almost half a year and i ternampaked her at zazuu te either day.
she..
masih skinny n sexy..
me masih gemuk n ugly..
but tats not te point..


so tolay tansli goin 2 tell u on how

glamorous malays cakaping..






rosminah and nancy(nama sebenar nini)

R : eh nancy!!lama tak jumpa u la nancy

N : eh Ros...aisehh muka u young la..nice skin complektion...

R : eh tak de la..same same lik last time at high skool la..

N : eh u jgn tipu i!!u slalu go for ficial ke?

R : facial mana ada?i slalu pergi itu medicure pedicure pedigree onli la..

N : tul ke ni?eh u jgn tipu i ok?

R : nancy i mana ada bluff u?u my best fren kan?

N : ye la..we best fren forever..eh tetek u btul ke?biar i sentuh sikit

R : eh hands off!!nanti pecah tetek i!!

N : eh pecah?asal lak?

R : sebab ini fresh..and new product la..soft soft so more real la..then bila boipren i pegang macam real thing..

N : eheh...notty la u ros..

R : mana notti?i horny...

N : ok la i pun nak pigi try la..new tetek..

R : ok...eh i got to go la..i ada appoitment ngan pedicurist i dengan medicurist i..later i send u te tetekcurist number ok?

N : ok...baiiyeee.i love u oK?call me ok sayang?

R : ok sayang nanti i call ngan sms mms 3g bluetooth msn yahoo icq...













yes random i noe...

alohaaaa people!!!!!

so as we all noe rite now...
my new sem is starting not too long from now....
and

to remind my fellow classmates!!
its been 3 months since i`ve seen ur faces after te finals..
sooo......
just incase..
tis post is goin 2 come in handy!!


as te saying goes on...



so tolay tansli is goin to teach u all...




WHAT TO BRING TO YOUR FIRST DAY OF CLASS!!


1. a bag
2. pencil case with stationeries inside
3. timetable
4. empty note book
5. watever else u feel is a necessary item...(this does not includes sexy stuff)


now we noe wat 2 bring...
tansli is goin 2 tell u wat to do...

1. dress up smartly
2. shave which ever parts which grows hair but it looks ugly wif hair..
3. bath before u come
4. brush your teeth before u come
5. come your hair or wear a cap
6. please be sober

now we noe wat 2 bring and wat to do...
tansli is goin 2 tell u...

what not to do..

1. hit on juniors
2. talk out loud about juniors
3. don act lik a taikor infront of te juniors
4. extort the juniors
5. bully te juniors
6. be late for class
7. be an anti-social freak
8. dress up with gloves
9. be a lazy ass in class



so now we noe that they noe that u noe that i noe that those are a few things we should do..follow this guide and i guarantee u u`ll famous in no time....its sem 4 mofos!!lets restart again what are we in coll for...and no joel...this post is not meant for u...u go coll onli go ehem...yes we noe..

as u all noe...

tansri is soon goin back to coll..
and yes he has 2 study real hard again..
which he will end up not completing te task above mentioned!
but no worries...
as long theres a will theres a way....

but aside te class n back too coll thang..
tansli has decided to b a bimbotic man for once and say!!




YEEEEHAAAA!!ITS SHOPPING TIME MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

im like so gonna get a new wardrobe so i can like get into a new style....ahhhaa....



so....
besides that....
tansli is also waiting up for global gathering malaysia..
the funny thing was..
tansli fren called up te banglou ppl 2 ask and guess wat??



its all booked out..
which means malaysian are changing..
we actually do not do things last min!!
like omg!!




not onli that...
tiestos new album is out...
in search on sunrise 7...asia..

which leads me to hope that
he will be back in malaysia
n we get to go for another tiesto rave..
rock on!!



we gonna partay like a prawn star!!!
OKEH....

sorry that i haven been posting lame ass but yet fucking funny posts but as u all noe...
as a tansli now...

times are bad u noe?




PEACE OUT in bm we say AMAN KELUAR

tansli recently has been goin partying around...

poppy, bar club, maison, poppy, bar club...

it doesnt stop aite?

as much as i would love 2 post it up n make u losers hu cant club jealous
im too lazy too....

plus im freakin running out of ideas 2 blog..

since i do not blog bout my life...
so mayb slowly i'll start turning tis blog into a life blog...
guess that would b fun....

but...
problem is i do not live an interesting life...
yes funny shits happens around..
but im too lazy too type out wat happened....


so for any of u hu wanna see the pics..
please visit...

mee-shell-phoon
her link is on my right side corner of the blog
rite above raz link which is 2 links below from evies link
which is spelled as evalanche which actually means avalanche so please do not pronounce it as
eva-lan-ch-ee.. its wrong....

so here is some lame ass joke which imma share wif u aite?









one day 3 guys died in an accident,
there was a math genius, a scientist and a convict.
when all 3 of them arrived at heavens gate, St Micheal came to them and said..

"we're sorry guys, but heaven is now over it's quota for taking in more souls..so I could only allow one of you in..in order to enter heaven each one of you shall ask me a question, and if I fail to answer the question i shall let you in"

so first up came the scientist...he came up with some kick-ass question asking about nature and how it effects the world....St Mike than started doing it and managed to answer it right..BOOM!!the scientist fell down to hell....

second the math genius came up with some super massive mathematical equations...but......
BOOM he was sent down to hell bcuz St Mike managed to answer the question as well...

third the convict. he thought "fuck la this time..both also so smart alredy also lose...jialat la me this time"
then he came up with a plan.. he asked St Mike to give him a drill and a chair..after that he drilled 6 holes on the chair n sat on it...after sitting he farted on the chair..got up and asked St Mike...so which hole did my fart came out from?

St Mike was shocked and think real hard!!


at last he gave up due to over stressed out....

the convict than laughed out and shouted!!

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hahaha u stupid man!!the fart come out from my asshole!!!

so tansli was over at raz`s place today...

we had te world worst jamming session

we play nuthin but rubbishs...
then we hungout and watched tis show...

called stay alive..

its a nice show..
its about a game which leads 2 real life..

erm...
something reality..

yes its a must watch movie!!

SOPHIA BUSH IS ACTING IN IT!!


but te movie isnt wat i wanna talk about...

i wanna talk bout te bad woman!!

countess elizabeth bathory!!

yes te well known wicked blood bathing countess that kills girls to stay young!!

she is sick in te mind ok!!
its an old story but yet exciting!!
i really do not hav any idea y wuld she wanna bath in blood!!

yes yes yes!!




so tolay tansli is goin 2 giv most logicall explinations on all her crime


1. no i aint writting any down

here te link

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/predators/bathory/7.html





so here is wat i think bout countess liz bath

te reason she kills girls are for te blood..
to say young!!


harlo sayang!!sk2 all don hav ar? mahai eat bird nest la or something la!!
fucker u bath in blood doesnt mean u gonna be or look young..
yes mayb there is something of secret in te blood or something..but think of it first.HIV how!?

second..y la u wanna go whack the shit out of them?no point wan lor..u cut their head then their blood will flood out fuckin fast!!its lik jacuzzi u dig?u go hang them upside down u think their blood flow faster ar?eh...the blood drips lik those tap which u didnt close thightly lor...lik tat wen u old onli te tub filled up!!

use blood for wat?we chinese got this saying ar!!wash urself in virgins pee!!wah syiok!galenti u skin soft soft lik fether!!mahai then u husband bang u also got extra speed wei!no joke wan!!

but i admit ur scary la.......


so if ur readin tis post don find me..im a guy n im not a virgin!!muahahahah!!

Labels: lamest piece of blog

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito