ola ppl!!
im posting this cuz im fuckin happy n totaly gone dead..
just came back from bar club..

with te bunch!!
partied from 1 till 3!
after that?

after party at the damn karaoke room!!

crazy nite indeed!!

muthafucka surly lost their mind!!


list of people i will love if u don't do shits toooo meee!!


1. hemmy
2. evie
3. raz(didnt make it nak tidur)
4. riz(abang tak pergi adik taleh pergi)
5. michie
6. ken nie
7. eugene
8. mohan
9. ivan
10. kenny


u guys are good shits!!

tansri has been leavin a boring life these days..
not havin much materials to blog about..
tansri usually come out wif craps on his blog....

in anyway cir-cum-stances...
tansri would love his lanjiaos readers to know
that what ever posted on his blog is total crap
but its te fact!!

soooo.....
heheh....in tolays talk cock session
tansri`s is goin 2 share wif u ppl..

his business plans...





all these are ideas are copyrighted and is not meant to be used or heard outside..

understooding?
good...





as a tansri, tansri needs many options of business plans..
this way he will be safe....

listing top best business plan..





Cafe de Sexy

this cafe is lik no other...
we hav waitress like no other ciplak mamak or kopitiam!!
we hav our top models dressed in kinky maid outfit that will blow our freaking hamsap customers testicals away!!

here are some of our models..








oh yeas...
steaming aint it...
but since we are in malaysia!!
we arent allowed for this...
sooo......

tansri had 2 hire...

harlo...

for those who checks their mail all the time...

about 5 days ago...

u ppl should hav received a so called compo from nuffnang..

yes these are for nuffnang ppls onli..

its about hancock!!

free movie tickets
free screening wif all other random bloggers...

so here i am knowing its too late 2 post tis up but just for the fun of it..
to entertain u readers...
wat is it like?

to have our all time favorite superhero as an average super hero..






jeng jeng jeng!! i would choose



our friendly neighbourhood the blue red freako!!

SPIDERMAN!!!



yes yes yes...


people talk alot about his flawless ability

his web swinging
his spider senses
his crawling powers
his good eye sights
his nice body
his cool suit



let me now explain spidermans flaws.

web swinging powers - malaysia we don hav enuf light poles for spidy to swing around due to gaoment kiamsiap wnna make msia brighter

spider sense - malaysia we hav alot of criminals, but hor all also pandai la..they find the weak n get the weak..in a night at least 20 gets rob so spidy i salute u if u manage 2 tangkap all..

crawling powers - yes yes...malaysia we got many many buildings for spidy here to crawl up and down but if spidy wanna kap lui mandi also he confirm coma 80years..girls no body...

good eye sights - diu...i also got got eye sights la..

cool suit - malaysia u wear lik tat we laugh like cock at u!!


enuf!!
lets stop the inslut insult

lets move further..

te crime in malaysia is so high that spidy will giv up saving te day...
so he`ll most probably end up doin...






or he is doesnt..

he`ll most probably..


becomes an actor
and uses cheap crops lik power rangers...


and after both of that...

he`ll most probably lead a healthy life looking like...


good life aint it??

or better yet...


after all those hassles in life in malaysia...

he`ll most probably get influence by one of us..

then decideds to take up a religion...




hinduism...

sexy aint it?

its been a year plus ever since i talked bout my life...
so today
tansri is goin 2 blog bout his pathetic boring life...
lets start out with his usual routine..



24 a days
and here we go..


12am - raz's hse
4am - leaves raz's hse
5am - sleep
4pm - wakes up
5pm - stays home
8pm - dinner
9pm - hem's place
12am - back to raz's hse


so simply..



ok heres wat happened out in te ordinary.

POPPY nite!!
sweeet and goood as hell...
it was a blasted nite....
had

mich p
aub
hem
vie
raz
ken nie
eugene

there....

it was a good nite..
we were all enjoyin our asses off..


the end..

pics has not been released yet.

my life is as bored n dull as death..

random talk!!
in the most happening day of the week...
tansri is sitting at home waiting for the house general to get home to pass him his lunch.

yes i am lazy to drive..
yes i am fat and i should stop eating
yes i am blogging rubbish to kill time


so....unlike all other post that gives my lanjiao readers rubbish information..tolay tansli is goin to write something informative for once!!
for this very once a informative post is goin to be written by tansli...
a post like no other posts..
a post that will change your life..
a post that will make history
a post that is so good it`ll make u lick ur fingers
a post so mind blowing u`ll be gasping for air
a post so powerful i`ll eradicate all your sadness
a post that will make this world a better place...






here we go..




wait........general liang just sent in an msg saying heavy rain, food supply delayed.
this means i don get my food..tis is shit!





well back to my most powerful excellent mind blowing cock sucking ass fucking hypodermik needle theory althuser incredible post...





its called!!!


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THE SECRET OF ............



eh wait ah...lunch is here....brb...









lets continue.....sorry for the delay...
a man has to eat now don they?

btw...my hair now looks lik spongebob's house wei..
no joke man...
plus my face shape is lik a pineapple its self!!


tat enuf bout me lets head back to the story.....



















here we go!!!



































WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?




TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

harlow harlow....
today tansli was shittin at home and suddenly he thought...


what happenes if all his frens blogger turn malay!!!
wat would their link be like...


1. Ong Ee Mai - thekissingmoment.blogspot.com
saat-ciuman.blogspot.com

2. Jolene Eu Ei Suan - liinee.blogspot.com
gaariisan.blogspot.com

3. Mich Phoon - yoursmilethatkills.blogspot.com
senyumanandayangmembunuh.blogspot.com
p.s you should change your link to - yoursmellthatkills.blogspot.com
bau-anda-yang-membunuh.blogspot.com

4. Evie - sinfullyvie.blogspot.com
dosa-vie.blogspot.com

5. Rizal - remote-controls-and-potato-chips.blogspot.com
kawalan-televisyen-dan-ubi-kentang.blogspot.com

6. Aub - simplybrey.blogspot.com
apa-apabrey.blogspot.com

7. Wei Hui - alexislustybutter.blogspot.com
alexis-bernafsu-mentega.blogspot.com





niahahahahahahaha!!!!

RED ALERT
gaymender and lesbonquer


harlo harlo....
tolay tansli goin to teach u lanjiaos
on how 2 prepare for WAR!!!
muahahahahaha!!!

first of all....
before an operation
u hav to giv ur operation a name....

such as...

Operation Eagle Down
Operation Night Hawk
Operation Fox Hound
Operation Bang Pussies
Operation Shoot Them Dead

use simple and nice name for ur operation..add animal name it makes it sound cooler..try or not include fruits in them or else......

Operation Curi Durian
Operation Mango Papaya

not cool i noe...
and do not use long long operation names...
or it`ll come out.....

Operasi Periuk Nasi Ayam Kampung Hitam Alpha 2 Blue Ocean
Operasi Itik Mendidih Satey Klang Beta Formation Team Green Attack

yes i noe..
by the time u finish talkin to ur commander u`ll be shoot dead in the head!!


Second
Recruit a good army!!
such as..





please do not recruit these type of soldier





among that...a leader is also important..
DO NOT ONCE EVER GET A LEADER LIKE....

jeng jeng jeng!!
lanjiaos lanjiaos sekalian...
tolay tansli goin 2 teach u how 2 rap
hamsap-cinapek style..


here we go...

yo yo yo...
call me wong ah pek
eveliday i wan 2 lick pekpek
but bina talak kasi
ask me go pak pui ki..

so i go find kai
wah they got veli chou jibai
one time smell
i say baibai!!

i balik kena diu bini
tell me no dinner
ask me eat mee maggi
i look at her mahai tis babi
not scared me?
tak takut mati!?

wah sai tis bini
don giv me fuck
don giv me eat
wanna fuck her
ask me eat shit

tis type of bini
cannot make it
don be like me
find good pussy!!

plise!!


yes i noe its lame...

im bored...

tolay tansli dam sien....
he doesnt noe wat 2 do tolay.
he taught wanna go buy iphone..
but duit talak cukup.
he taught wnana go yamcha..
but petrol talak cukup..
he taught wanna go watch movie..
but kawan talak adah...
he taught he should tfk
but hamdai talak adah..


the end

Marasiah Hari Inih....


so tolay as we all noe..
people who got drive car veri painfull
cuz gaoment had decided to naikkan our petrol price again...
and tis is not te end...
so tansli will not complain bout it la....
since our petrol price will be shooting up again..


tansli is here to talk about something more important for sure..
if all our barang price is goin up
just imagine us in te future...


price listing 2020

Roti Canai - RM 1.80
Nasi Goreng - RM 5.50
Nasi Lemak - RM 4.00
Nasi Lemak Telur - RM 6.00
Rojak - RM 5.80
Teh o Ais - Rm 2.50
Bread Loft - 4.50
Sharkfin Soup - RM 9999
Buddha Jump Over The Wall - RM u not tansli or plime minister cannot eat.


ok forget te food aite?
we skip over to the items

Armpit Shaving Cream - RM 50.00
Comic - RM 24.20
Comb - RM 10.00
Lokok - RM 60.40
Lighter - RM no more cost to high all use stones and dry grass
Condom - RM 200.00(population all rise wei..condom so expensive summore marasiah ppl so hamsap)



p.s gaoment tax not yet masuk in pricing above.

does anyone noes how 2 make an survey thing on blog?
if any do
please help me do these survey questions..
i've written them down for you..
for others..
its all just for laughs..












Survey Operation Night Falcon 3.5444

1. From a range of 1 to 10 how much would you rate kennys good looks?
a. 10
b. 11
c. 12
d. 13
e. 14
f. 15
g. 16
h. 17
i. 18
j.19
k. 20



2. What do you think of Kenny's body?
a. Hot
b. Fit
c. Sexy
d. All of the above


3. Would you date Kenny?
a. hell yea
b. fuck yea
c. it has always been my dream
d. best thing that will ever happen in my life


4. Who does Kenny looks like?
a. Brad Pitt
b. David Beckham
c. Keanu Reaves
d. NON OF THE ABOVE!!HE IS HOTTER THAN THEM!!


5. I would date Kenny because of
a. He is dam HOT
b. He is freaking HOT
c. He is fucking HOT
d. All of the above


6. Things i`ll do for Kenny
a. Marry him
b. Give him all my money
c. Marry him and then give him all my money
d. Steal him and run far far away so that we will be together forever


7. IF Kenny dies i will
a. Kill myself
b. Cry till i die
c. Drown myself by drinking water
d. Choke on a taufu and die


8. Kenny is hot
a. I totally agree with that
b. I do not totally agre with that because i think he is hotter than hot
c. I disagree..and im only saying this to make other girls think he is ugly to keep him all to myself
d. Im a lesbian so guys don't turn me on, but i think i really fell in love with Kenny


9. Kenny wasted part of my life doing this survey
a. True
b. True but i find it funny
c. True and i want to kill him
d. True and i swear im going to tear his testicals apart and feed it to dogs


10. I understand this survey is purely for entertainment purposes only and i shall not hold any kind of grudges and hatred on Kenny because he is too cute
a. Yes, I agree
b. Yes, I agree




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please kindly feel bored and free to do this survey...

i received an email from this person..
it was a joke
no virus wat so ever...

i read it and it was fuckin hillarious!!
i so wanna put up on blog
but i swear to god i`ll go to jail for it..

so imma not takin any chance
for i am to young to go to jail
over a reason
violating Malaysias Law of Freedom Blogging Content
sad rite?
so no man........

to think of it now
im getting bored of my life.
im gettin broke as well..
my merc is in te progress of being sold
but no idea if te buyers wants it
its been 3 buyers i've seen
still no comment

i didnt trash te car yet also..
so after my car is sold
my new car will be comin out...
im not puttin hopes on it..
but heres a lil sneak peek for u guys...


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but tats not all!!


it can turn too



wassup!!
good shit aint it??


no im kiddin...
i aint gettin a kancil..

im drivin my satria
te money for te cars goes to the family fund..
we aint rich no more..
we poor ppl now..

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito