Thursday, July 17 @3:18 AM
harlo readers!!
so here i am as te one
repubic republic co-founder
will be telling u guys wat u need in order to get into te team..
qualifications for driver
- drives a malaysian car
- able to cut car drivin less than 20 km/h
- do no own a non-malaysia made car
- has at least UPSR cert
- able to ride a bicycle
- enjoys rojaks
- enjoys cendol
qualification for pit stop crew
- knows how to pump petrol
- knows how to steal tayar
- knows how to pancit opponents tayar
- knows how to down 2 bottles of any kind of liquor
- knows how to eat cendol and rojaks
advantages of joining
- get free cendol and rojaks if we win a race
- will be famous among ourselves
- get to have girls holding umbrella for you
- commission 20 cent after winning
- lim goh tong spend one night at genting
- people jealous because they cannot drive protons and perodua
disadvantages of joining
- nil
people who wants to join the one republic team must be able to sing stop and stare*
*terms and conditions apply