harlo lanjiaos readers


in todays episode of

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.














Tan Sri's Confirmation List on Wat To Bawak to the R-A-V-E!!

but first of all

tan sri shall giv u a short knowledge on wat the lanjiao is a rave
well rave is NOT a short form of a long word! so please ppl don pandai pandai to add n tell ppl rave is a short form of a thing!!
don't act smart!!
be lik tan sri here...


okeh...
first of all
rave is a party hosted by some powerfull dj...DJ's only if superstar wanna make rave..call the lanjiao come suck tansri`s GODZILLA cuz superstar throws concert not rave..
if superstar wanna throw rave then meaning te superstar will hav 2 b te sponsor la...

rave is a party wer ppl actually go super high
meaning they take drugs..
in tan sri's opinion
they should call rave hosted overseas as :

Example : Amedika Biggest Drug Fest or Aostrolia Biggest Drug Fest

okeh..enuf of tan sri`s bull shyt
and lets skip to te main purpose i wrote tis post!!


tan sri wanna confirm wif u ravers tat u hav brought te right items together

1. LOCK PADS (MORE SECURITY)

2. EXTRA MATRESS (SO NO NEED TO SQUEEZE WITH PEOPLE WHEN SLEEPING ALSO CAN HALANG PEOPLE TO PRESS YOUR NEN NEN WHILE YOU CHOU TOOT-ING)

3. MONEY (IF NO MONEY LAMPAH EAT WAT?)

4. TOOTBRUSH (YOU WANT PEOPLE PEOPLE TO SMELL THE CHOU PET PET BREATH AR?)

5. TOOTHPASTE (MAHAI U GO BRING TOOTHBRUSH NO TOOTHPASTE FOR LANJIAO AR!?)

6. SHAVER (IN CASE YOUR KALAKTAI MOU GROW THEN WHEN U RAVING AH LIANS WEAR BIKINI HAILAT LA!!ALL THE BULU THERE!!)

7. SHIRTS (DUH RITE IF NOT WEAR WAT SLEEP AND GO RAVE RITE!?)

8. PANTS (SAME REASON AS 7)

9. UNDIES (THIS ONE GIRLS NO NEED TO WORRY TAN SRI THINKS GIRLS DON WEAR ALSO NVM. BUT GUYS MUST LA IF NOT YOU DANCE THEN YOUR TESTICLES FLY HERE FLY THERE JIALAT LOR!)

10. THIS ONE MOST IMPORTANT ONE LA IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER THAN HAILAT!!
TRY AND GUESS AND SEE.. CANNOT THINK ONLY SCROLL DOWN FOR THE NEXT 2MINS








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GIVE UP HOR?

TICKETS LA!!HAHHAAA. LANJIAO GO RAVE NO TICKETS!?

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito