currently being held hostage at Johore.



If anyone of u love me..please do come dwn here and giv me a visit..even better, take a bus here and i shall fetch u from the bus station, then on monday we shall return to civilization in my bmerrrr.....wohoooo..

okkk...since im here...tansri shall now share wif my readers on this particular reality program show hosted for kids wit mother and fathers..

its called "Watch Eat" get it?they are tryin 2 say "Watch It" but bcuz its a food show for healthy eating they call it "Watch Eat'' mahai ar...dam 7 lame lor wei...

they hav like 3 segments in the show...


1st segment
bring ur mother and shop for food that can cure constipation..
we will giv u sing dollar of 10 than go buy wat u want.
giv me te money i`ll buy a pack of fag!!


2nd segment
kids will be questioned on questions based on the food..
wat contains fibre?
please angkat the food u bought tat contains fibre..
*kids angkat carrot*
host*oh correct!!!clever*

mahai....if this goes any longer i`ll die....
but as a strong man...
ehemm...
tansri watched te whole show...

there is this part wer is psycho ugly old lady will b comin out 2 judge n teach te kids on how 2 make healthy dessert..
mahai...
telll u wan aunty!!
tansri eat, tansri shit,
tansri fag, tansri fat.

healthy rite!?
chowhai!!!!

3rd segment....
mothers will come out with their creation on healthy food la..
like meehoon soup...
then aunty will giv comment lik not enuf soup.
hahahaha....so hai or not?

anyway....
after that there will a an answering question..
wer the kids will hav 2 guess and answer wat is inside the box,cup n shits la..
and EVERYTIME a kids get it right..
the parents will congratulate the kids parents...
mahai dam lame wei...
fucker award or wat?

its like...

mak cik A: wah ur daughter got it rite la...pandai kan u orang cine?jom shake hands sikit...
aunty B: no la...not smart la...eh shake hand ar?okok come come...
mak cik C: U mya duaghter veli good la....i also wan daughter lik u...ur husband free 2nite?

i swear to god its fuckin stupid yet entertaining...

yes...
and here ends my lifeless 2days in Johore...
fuck help me....

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito