Here a story about 3 guys 2 guys and a faggot and a half.

from the top..
Guy A
then Guy B
lastly
Disturbed guy with unknow gender A.K.A Faggot A


it all started wen..

guy a : wei stomach dam pain wei...

guy b : eh ya wei...mahai the food la i think...

faggot a : i also feeling the stomachache...i think its te chili...so spicy..

guy b : lets go shyt la wei...

guy a : eh ya wei..we take all next 2 each other..

faggot a : okok lets go man...


walked 2 toilet....

in the lift.

guy b : bro bro..we take te sitting dwn one n let *toooooot* squat!!hahahaahahaaaa...

guy a : ya wei..hahahahaha...*head moves like chicken*

faggot a : don la so bad..my leg cant squat la..dam pain..

guy a : ya meh?come i make you more cannot squat...*kicks faggots leg..*

faggot a : ouch..dam pain wei...

guy a : laughs like a dick and started imitating faggots a walking style..

guy b: laughs as well...while thinkin will he shyt his pants if they continue their spontaneous comedy act...

DING!!
lift opens...

pathway to toilet...

guy a : where the fuck is the toilet?

guy b : come here la oi...

went in the toilet...

guy a : mahai faggot u take the squating dwn one..haheaheahe

guy b : laughs as well..but felt pity so offered faggot the sitting dwn cubicle..

faggot a : no need la i can squat don worry...

guy a : faster take tissue n cover the sits wei later ur leg kena infection...

guy b : im more worried if my ass kena infection la...

*guy a went 2 make the move first* *then faggot a* *then guy b*
in the cubicle....


guy a : *mournssssss*

faggot a : *mournss lllooooUUUUDDEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

guy b : damn man my shyt won't come out...

guy a : oh mahai, tis is good shyt man!!

aggot a : still mourning....

guy a : mahai im almost done wei...

faggot a : continues to mourn summore...

guy b : ahh my shyt is out...hahahaha.......

guy a : im done wei...*mournsss*

faggot a : me too wei... *mournss*

guy b : how come they are mourning?its like they are relating sex with shyt.

guy a : im done wei....

faggot a : *mourns again for dont noe wat reason.*

guy b : mahai so fast wan wei?

guy a : that was te besst shyt wei..... guy b : u all wanna go, go 1st la...

guy a : dont worry we'll wait for u...

faggot a : yea man..we wait for u...

after a while...

guy b : i'm done la...wheeee......

walking back dwn...
faggot a : my shyt wen i squated dwn all came out at once wei...i couldnt take it alredy...so all came out...

guy b : mahai sometimes u c ur shyt dam long also la...bhaheahehae my record was*shows sizze*

faggot a : hahaha...u must concentrate wen u wanna make it long, don cut ur shyt...

guy b : mahai y m i talkin bout tis wif him??





-shit end-

m K y g s`
seventeen
a nice kid, a combi of paul liangs sperm and also jessica loos ovum.
borned in te land of te laksa n char kuey teow, PENANG!!
not very proud of it..
still a student which is hopeless.
love`s food.
love`s himself.(yes i am vain)
ppl c me as an idiot which i am.
can b very nice also very annoyin and irritation and also nuisance.
has a bunch of great frens.
always dream`d of becomin rich.
owns a burberry boxers.(sweet!)
lives in dirty house.
mempunyai a nice bed.
into jrock.
had a lip piercin.
in coll tat is a living hell
owns a run dwn car
am i clown
american african wannabe
Tan Sri Wanabe
Tiesto wannabe
Dj Kennito