peace

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2010-04-06T14:39:00.001+08:00

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Adv

2010-03-09T15:18:00.002+08:00

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Advertising

2009-01-16T01:11:00.005+08:00

i'm currently doing my advertising internship and the truth is i never done shits in my internship before.

Most of the time i will be chatting with eemay on msn from 10am-6pm about very random shit and talk about L4D half of the time.

Ini dia game L4D,
Tidakah anda merasai mahkluk gambar ini seperti villain
incredible hulk 2?

11 january, msn conversation,
two advertising student had a conversation like this.

eemay :"Joel check out this ad man, oooo damn nigga, i liiike"
joel: "Oh"
*1st picture received*

1st pic.

from the point of view of a 2 years advertising student:
"BMW da P.I.M.P of automobile industry, is congratulating AUDI for winning the South African car of the year. And in a sarcastic tone, BMW aka da P.I.M.P is telling his bitch AUDI that, we are the WORLD car of the year, and you are the SOUTH AFRICAN car of the year.

World beats South Africa hands down.

eemay: "wooo damn you saw that 1st picture already rite? now you look at this 2nd picture"
*2nd picture received*

2nd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
" Well AUDI the bitch gave a bitch slap to BMW dah' P-I-M-P. Coming back with an advertising saying congrats for winning the World Car of The Year,

from your friend,
winner of consecutive Le Mans 24 Hour Races from 2000-2006,
audi."

eemay: "now check out this 3rd ad"
*3rd pic received"

3rd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
"SUBARU aka Da' B-O-M-B came out of nowhere, and bitch slap both BMW and AUDI at once,

bagaikan peribahasa yang terkenal
-hitting 2stone with 1bird"

a few days later....

15 january, msn conversation,

joel: "eemay i just send u an email, very important"

*eemay checks email*

*eemay replied my email*

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.

moved

2008-12-17T16:41:00.002+08:00

WWW.IMMAHAPPENINGBOY.BLOGSPOT.COM

CHECK THE NEW TANSLI

OVER THERE
WITH

BEST FRIEND/CO-BLOGGER

YANG-DIPERTUAN JOEL GANJA REMIAH

final post

2008-12-09T03:36:00.002+08:00

MY LAST POST OF MY LOSER BLOGGING CAREER

things has changed in my life..

so i decided to quit blogging and just lay back on my life till i die

i`ve ran out of juice to blog

so being a typical tansli i`ve just decided tat shuttin this blog is the best idea

not onli its the best idea its the onli solutions

plus i dunno y am i even talkin lik i hav alot of readers

so here are some strong points to shut my blog up

1. nuffnang dont pay me enuf

2. nuffnang don pay me enuf is because i have no readers

3. i cant think on wat crap to blog and i don lik bloggin bout my life cuz it`ll make you read for 6months on one post which is goin something like this point number 3 which u idiots are still reading now because u dunno what is happening and u wont realize it until u actually finish reading this point because ur to occupied trying to think wat kind of point is this and tis is still going on so why not u stop reading this point and skip to the next. but u wont cuz im mind fuckin u rite now and u noe it but u just wont stop reading it rite?

4. im getting lamer

5. im all out if motivation to blog

6. people said this blog is full of crap but i don understand and are they even readin it.

7. i don wanna end up lik da vincci who got famous after his death so i shall quit now and relax

8. early retirement due to bad health condition

9. point 8 is not true

10. i am not kiddin bout this shit

so after tellin u my strong points on why te fuck tansli is talkin in proper english and bein so well mannered.. tansli is goin to share some true stories bout himself

1. tansli is not a tansli

2. tansli can speak good english

3. tansli is always goin to be a tansli so don fuckin try to be me

4. tansli is not chinese educated

5. tansli has a fren hu looks lik lilo from the cartoon lilo and stich

6. tansli drives a cheap car

7. tansli onli gave himself te title tansli in order to fit in

8. tansli is hot no changes in that

9. tansli is havin insomnia or tansli is just not able to sleep over u noe wat

10. tansli is tansli

THANK YOU MY LOVELY READER IN ALL OF YOUR USELESS SUPPORT ON TANSLI`S BLOG YOU FUCKERS DIDNT HELP TANSLI EARN ENOUGH MONEY!!

FUCK YOU!!!

kennys answering machine

2008-12-01T18:49:00.002+08:00

when tansli grow up this will be his answering machine...

*BEEP*
hello im kenny,
if its telecom i`ve paid your money,
if its the management office i have no money
if its daddy i need money,
if your jonathan u owe me money,
if your a girl i have money
*BEEP*

yes im bored and sorry for not updating..

for shizzle my mayzzle

2008-11-14T16:16:00.007+08:00

This Post goes too eemay
the one who doesnt wanna admit she lost my MMC
1g, 4g and 8g

She randomly blogged about me
and proudly ask me to blog about her

so here is a post for u ma nigger...
Foo Shizzle My Mayzzle

I`ve been told that
my dear fren had join the lala group of PJ

Tadah...

wat te fark is that?

anyway..

here are some of her new frens
plus she joined a new group

KRGB

Kelan Rambut Gila Babi (Baby but lala cant spell eng for nuts)

in a month time or so..

eemay wont be able to walk or even see the road

good luck my fren

so here some lil song i think eemay is goin to sing in the nex few months..

E.M - Whatever i Like

clips on hair
char on ice
we can ddr all nite
baby i can cut watever i like
i said i can cut watever i like
yeaahhh...

late nite dance
so good
yo so geng
i`ll gas up the train for u 2nite
so baby u can go werever u like
i said u can go werever u like
yeahh....

and all the lala says!!

GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE!!!

*growlll*

note**this post is just for laughter nothing stated in the post were to offend te person involved except the weird hair cut

mandarin is eng too

2008-11-02T05:28:00.002+08:00

hello my lovely stupid readers!!

tolay tansli is goin 2 tell u people y mandalin is the same wif engelis!!

in tansli`s theory mandalin is engeris..
simple as tat...

don belif?

come come tansli show u abit..

yew ah sou suu pik
(you are so stupid)

ai wan du eik(1)
(i wan to eat)

pii khan kuu
(PIKACHU)

khing khong
(king kong)

suu pah man
(superman)

don belif? read fast fast la..

sii boh?
collek rite?

so basically once u can read engelis u can speaking mandalin

yes this post is stupid
i don think its funny cuz im too lazy to search n think one by one..

cotton

2008-10-29T09:38:00.002+08:00

i woke up n found out i over slept and knowing i didnt get to say bye to cotton
cotton?
shes gone to JB due to due some issues over here with my management office..

im goin to miss that lil devil's bark
waking up findin her nex to me on my bed
falling asleep together wif her
she wanting to get on my lap wen im using the computer
eventho she poo`s n peepee around te hse
we still lover her...

im missin her alredy.....

):

survey

2008-10-19T04:59:00.003+08:00

harlo...
and welcome to tansli liang dot brogspot dot com

for the beginning of a new year in another 3 more months tansli would like to make a survey to noe his readers better for knowing him better in a way that helps tansli bond and link towards togetherness if togetherness is even a word for world peace and anti corruption from the people to make this world a better place just like the song micheal jackson the child molester which everyone loves because he is a good singer sang in order to live a great life.

SURVEY PROJECT 09 A HAPPY WORLD SURVEY

1. which of the following looks like tansli the most?
a. brad pitt
b. takeshi kaneshiro
c. matt damon
d. jared leto

2. by year 09 will tansli be hotter?
a. ofcuz
b. slighty yea
c. i think so yea
d. i not sure cuz im blinded by ur handsomeness

3. which of the following question doesnt make sense
a. Q90
b. Q82
c. Q112
d. Q1124443

4. if u managed to answer question 3 i salute u
a. there is no answer
b. this question is not a question why is there even answers?
c. there is still no answer for question 3
d. why the hell did i even read this answer?

5. tansli is sorry for making u waste ur time
a. forgiven
b. as always
c. not forgiven
d. imma kill u

6. question 5 answers are all wrong please reselect
a. handsome la u
b. sexy la u
c. hunk la u
d. semua di atas la u

7. are u or are u not a bapok?
a. yes
b. ya
c. haik
d. uhuh

8. thank you for wasting ur time on this page
a. welcome

9. why is there onli one answer for question 8?
a. because thats te onli answer
b. because that is wat i wanted 2 say
c. because its cool
d. all of above

10. (essay question) if a farmer had 10 chickens which laid 80 eggs each, how many ducks does he owns?

tips - the answer for the amount of ducks is not more than 1 or 0

u hav 3 years to answer this question
minimun word essay is 3million words
it is an open book essay
u may not use a calculator
u may use an abascus
u may not use a hibiscus
please submit ur answers in paragraphs
u may start after reading this post

thank you

random talk kok

2008-10-19T04:33:00.002+08:00

tolay finally tansli is goin 2 brog lik a tansli

reason 1 - tansli cannot sleep
reason 2 - tansli havin fever veli uncomfortable
reason 3 - nuffnang refuse 2 giv tansli money
reason 4 - nuffnang scold me as tansli redo survey
reason 5 - tansli still cannot sleep

so tolay tansli is just goin 2 tell u wat ppl hate bout tansli most

1. tagging me in tags.
reasons - tansli answers rubbish which doesnt make sense n then retag the same fella

2. asking tansli to go club
reasons - always say don wan bcuz no money and its boring

3. reading tanslis blog
reasons - never update and not as funny as before

4. msgin tansli
reasons - reply most as 4 - 10 words (rarely 10)

5. talking to tansli
reasons - talks cock, no sense and looks better than other guys, ego

6. out of reasons
reasons - out of reasons

another another random post

2008-10-13T15:33:00.002+08:00

its been ~~awhile~~ fucking jibai pekpek long since i freakin post a post on my blog.

so here i am at coll wasting my time 2 fucking blog bout total utterly rubbish..

but since i hav nuhtin 2 cock about i shall now giv talk about te world..

1. tan sli has cuted his hair...
his hair is still nice la..
abit te messy

2. the end la

broga

2008-10-06T18:15:00.002+08:00

hello jibai readers...

and sorry for the lack of update...

well u guys seee....
i am currently very busy wif all my assignment at coll..
which is not so cool....

im blardy streesed out rite now..
i just came back from a camp...
so i guess i`ll update it...

camp broga - camp sayang 08

i recently had this project on CPM.
it was a camp for kids which ar or-fan..

te kids were really notty but some were good..
i guess they dont really get much attention at home...
they are always wanting to play play play..

well here are te good points about them

GOOD POINTS
1. hyperactive
2. sleeps early
3. some can speak english

BAD POINTS
1. hyperactive
2. cant speak english
3. rebellious
4. noisy
5. some how they cant seem to follow instructions.

NO IDEA POINTS
1. wanting to eat maggi mee all the time
2. wanting to drink milo all the time
3. no idea how they own tiger beer playing cards?
4. they can always eat

so i rate this camp a balanced camp..the next camp i wanna host it would most probably be a camp wif frens onli la..no kids....

quote of jeremiah - hey honey star!wanna eat my coco crunch?

joel gan

2008-09-10T03:56:00.005+08:00

kepada kawan saya yang suka buka dan menutupkan blog dia berkali kali

i would like to thank joel for posting my face up almost all the time on his blog
but i realise he is the one making my fame drop down

but its ok...
as a brother from another mother from another ovum which combined with another sperm in another testicals on another mans body from some womans tummy i shall forgive him..

and here he is
asking me 2 blog cuz its te exam week
and he is stress

harlo..
as if im not like tat..

first i would like 2 ask the catholic man from joel`s church on why he is so kepoh?
aiyo

peoples blog peoples problem la..

what kind of reason blog joel adalah sangat offensive untuk seorang katolik?
ini adalah satu sebab yang sangat tidak masuk akal..

after tat still can tell his dad..
aiseh...

catholic man from joels church here is wat tansli and ghandhi has 2 say

when u go to church!!

ITs ABOUT JESUS WE LEARN
and LOVE

and YOU!!!

become XOXO Gossip Church People

magahai
go join some aunty who plays mahjong wif ciggies stickin out from their mouth
eating durian and straching their legs at te same time la!!

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tansli's 19th

2008-09-05T07:45:00.011+08:00

yesterday tansli had his 19th birthday celebration at MOS, euphoria..

along with his buddies, vin and hem..

glass after glass..

and at the end of the night...

we got...

a drunk tansli

a very childish tansli who turut serta in layan-ing shereen's childish acts..(which was very annoying)

...and lastly, a very happy tansli with his chocolate muffin though his favourite flava is orange but due to certain circumstances and the lack of time..no orange muffin for tansli :(

now, tansli would like to express his gratitude to those who wished him happy birthday and were there last night. hope you all enjoyed the night.

cheers!

2008-09-03T14:35:00.002+08:00

hello kawan kawan...

tansli has finally gotten his PSP
but he is not very happy about it..
coz its in BLACK corrour!!

tansli wanted a white but its 100+ more exp coz its "limited edition"
jibaiii..damn exp lor

but nvm

a PSP is still a PSP

now tansli can..

1. pray with psp when bored
2. pray with psp when girlfriend takes forever to get ready
3. act more like tansli
4. show off to sis
5. pray with joel in class and get kicked out from class coz we're noisy ppl
6. pray with psp when not getting laid
7. make mich angry coz she didn't wan me to buy

haha..
aite mate..

signin off..

cheers..

PSP

2008-09-02T01:23:00.002+08:00

hello kawan-kawan...

tansli now wanting to go 2 sleep alredy..

so tansli is goin 2update u abit abit of me la.

tansli now wants a PSP
cuz tat day tansli played his bra-ders psp Joel
veli fun..
also hor..
tansli stil thinkin la..
cuz i scared i buy then i throw away lik my ps2
so lik no point rite?

heres a few points la
giv comment after reading tis if tansli should buy o not

WHY TANSLI SHOULDNT BUY

1. Get bored of it
2. Waste money
3. Ppl curi
4. Ppl think im a kid
5. Forget his studies
6. Ppl think tansli lansi
7. Anti-Social
8. Jibai 7 EXPENSIVE

WHY SHOULD TANSLI BUY

1. When no more flens still got psp
2. When lecturer tok cock he play cock
3. When go out wif parents n dam bored can entertaint himself
4. When nuthin 2 do can ply
5. Can show off to poor people
6. Can act more like tansli
7. When waiting for something like ic/passport/getting laid/girlfriend to get ready also can pray
8. Can ply together with Joel in class then make noise n get kicked out from class
9. Sister don hav then jealous
10. Can waste time tansli don need such as wen taking a shit

so if you guys can get for me cheap mod original psp leave a comment ok?aaron please don ask me 2 go 2 ur brog ah...

hapy bday msia 51

2008-08-31T02:19:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!

tolay tansli just wanna wish our wiutiful countly

a happy 51 bday!!

living on its own
for 51 years

flying our flag majestically
above ground!!

but tis is not all
tansli is also goin 2 tell u wat makes msia special!!

n y tansli loves this countly!!

1. Msia is a multiracial country!!
it has 3 diff main races in this lovely country.
so bcuz of that gaoment will giv all benefits 2 the malays

2. Msia also got coll that helps u kill u!!
if u feel tat u wanna die?
just apply for Uni Teknologi MARA

3. Msia also got buses 2 help u!!
buses that constantly break dwn so u have enuf time 2 sleep
and give ur most the most valid reason why ur late for work

again!!

4. Msia also provides us wif good food!!
this one is good!!
u can get food anytime in msia..
i love msia!!

5. Msia's is a country
wer we cannot abuse our freedom of speech!!
thank the gaoment for what they had done for us
and dont complain
okeh!?

so not bad talk ya!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

CHEERS!!

anwar won the battle

2008-08-31T02:06:00.001+08:00

I`M THE FUCKING CHAMPION!!

anwar winnin words

2008-08-27T02:37:00.004+08:00

THIS POST IS TOTALLY FICTIONAL
SO GAOMENT
DON'T CATCH ME AND LOCK ME UP!!

hello
i am anwar

YOU!! are goin to lose

cuz i think....

you're ugleh

i`m hot

and have a caring wife

so when the election comes

FUCK OFF!!

bcuz i noe

PAS BOLEH!!

and i confirm WIN!!

MIA in the CIA

2008-08-27T02:30:00.002+08:00

hello and welcome to tansli liang dot com

tansli apologise for te lack of update and changing his brog link.

first my marder found out my brog link
and wen ur marder reads ur brog u must b good boy..
so ofcuz no la hor.

so here i am wif tansli-liang.blogspot.com
not much changes also rite..
just te r to te L..

second
sorry for the MIA in the big CIA
im in college again and manyak stress u see.
assignment all gettin showered on me..
money no come
stress manyak come..

haih...

so here a post for u readers la..

we all noe..

tolay malaysia got erections again..

for some area in msia.

the end.

lovin her

2008-08-19T00:42:00.006+08:00

times were pretty rough these days

so heres a lil something something just for you

i may be bitchy at times
but i do really you
i may show acts that make you doubt me
but my heart belongs to you
i may be cheap
but i ..........
i may be an ass at times
but only because out of anger or i got carried away

so here are some times which i love
and thank you for doing them with me

promoting peace

being next to a monster

loving ballons

trying to be japanese

being with a nerd

being out in the cold and keeping me warm

being with a drunkie

and showering me with loads of kisses!!

love ya loads ***ball!!

harro harrro marsmallow

2008-08-18T23:38:00.002+08:00

haroo haroo
marshmallow..

shorty got low low low...

its been awhile since tansli had update tis mind blowing blog..

yes tis is a dead blog..
im sorry for not updating..

so a lil catch up in life..
im in coll
i hav assigments..
im broke again lik stock broker

so lets create a song for my dear fren...

i wonder if u noe,
how 2 be a mat motor..
lik a joel GAN-JAremiah(gan jeremiah)
hu loves to eat soto..
smoke some GANJAA!!!!!

hit hit hit me more!!

SMOKE some GANJAAAAAA!!!

from bicycling to motoring
from studying to smoking weed
oh boy tis kid is mutha fuck fucked up
nuthin can ever save him god please come smack him up...

*tis part to fast to rap so i skip*

so i wonder if u noe
how to be a mat motor
like a joel GAN-Jaremiah
hu loves to eat soto
smoke some GANJAAAAAA!!!

hit hit hit me more

SMOKE SOME GANNJAAAAA!!!!

peace!!

2008-08-12T20:09:00.001+08:00

come back soon fucker

-mich phoon

perth day 5

2008-08-10T20:42:00.003+08:00

perth day 5

so mates..

today was a splendid day fer me...

i went shopping today again..
i spent te day eatin at hillary's marina..

then off to myres and david jones...

i got a shirt from tommy hilfiger
aint cheap..
im broke now...

wen sightseein and all..

had beer and wine 2day..
had bbq for dinner..

yes i noe my post are gettin shorter and shorter..

but heres te thing 2day..
i realise ppl in te city almost look alike!!

the onli way to see the difference between them are their boob size..
yea i noe!!
fun aint it?

heheheh...

yea..
so my shirt costed me about
120 aussie D
which is 360+ringgit..

yea...
2moro im off 2 check out te ipods..
last item on te list
if i hav enuf cash by 2moro tat is...

aite mate..
signin off..

cheers...

perth day 4

2008-08-09T21:51:00.002+08:00

so taday was day 4 at perth...

i woke up bcuz i had 2..

also tat i was goin out..

today wasnt much of an event day..

i couldnt wake up for te cleanin up..

but wat i did today was..

shopped a new shirt and 3/4 jeans..

went to te beach.

played q-zar..

which was kinda fun..

its lik a real life cs..

i plyed wif kids la so wasnt too much fun..

but for te experience yea it was good..

had pie for me dinner

mich is online but not replyin

im leavin on beer to keep me warm..

cheerss...

adios mate..

sweet mme

2008-08-09T03:06:00.002+08:00

heres a little something i don't usually do

why was i mad the other day and now?

tell me why shouldn't i be?

i'm sittin in te damn cold under my hoodie waiting to hear from you online..

but instead i find u clubbin evrynite..

yes i noe u have loads of events.

i just wanted one day from u to talk 2 me..

a day wen i can actually noe ur home safe

tellin me how u've been doin back at kl

i just needed a day from u..

i've been workin my ass in te freezin cold..

i come back wanting to hear from u but i don and cant..

how couldn't be mad?

tell me?

and for me to get this pissed only shows how much i care and love you..

i wouldn't bother wanting to talk to you on how is it here like and how much i wished u were actually next to me huggin me in the cold,

if i don't love you..

i really miss you and all i want is a hello from u...

my phone is offed so ofcuz u couldn't get me..

its expensive to get calls from u..

so i had no choice but to off my phone..

so please...

i really wanna hear from u..

i don wan u skippin ur event

but do leave me a comment on my cbox saying ur home safe..

please do ur assigments cuz i noe ur not doin it..

i noe u baby...

miss and love ya sugar...

imma watch some tv now mate..

cheerss!

perth day 3

2008-08-09T01:12:00.002+08:00

so day 3 arrvied..

i went to te park 2day..

it was mr bogie's bday..

it was at a park..

so while i waited for te arrivin of the bride i took a walk around there and to tell u it was freakin nice..
and finally i understand te meanin of the bride is always te most beautiful woman there..
true..
there were hotter girls..
but to me te bride swept them away..

fullstop..

drank a couple of beer and wine and champagne..

back home now..
gonna rest..
goin off for shoppin again 2moro..
cheeeeers...

i hav class nex week..

perth day 2

2008-08-07T23:24:00.002+08:00

perth day 2..

so i woke up today in freezin cold..
wat did u expect?
i was sleepin shirtless again...
anyway...
im startin 2 pick up some aussie accent..
aye mate im feelin kewwl....

enuf for tat..
i went fer lunch at some asian restaurant..
food wasnt tat bad but it wasnt good as well..
but anyway...
i then headed out shoppin for stuffs..
saw te iphone 3g worth about 310 aussie and te itouch around te same there..
so imma kinda stuck in te mid if i should get wat and wat?
so i decided 2 pull a halt on te decision and asked my fren which one i should get..

erm...did i mention i meet 2 new frens here?
wade and tia?
cant remember thier name..
i bought a new hoodie!!
bilabong hoodie...
light blue and white..
looks lik a topman designed shirt...
but its way far more expensive than topman...

anway here a funny part fer tolay..
as i was paying for my hoodie..
te cashier girl said 2 me..

"wer ur nuts goin?"
me thinkin it was "how are u paying?"
i said "cash"
and she was like "HUH!?"
then i went "HHUHH!!??"
she then said again "wer ur nut goin??"
i was lik "WERS MY NUT GOIN??"
she laughed at me n said i understand..
wtf rite..
i mean lik...wtf man..
i dunno wat was goin on at all...
so i just spaced out..gave te cash n leftt..

nex target iphone 3g..
but i hafta go tru te trouble on crackin it..
so mayb just an itouch...
fuck kenny make up ur mind!!
oh well...

now we talk about a useless gf..
1. she went clubbin twice in a row.
2. i think she thinks my informers are not givin me informations anymore cuz im at perth
3. she did not msg me on my phone nor on my blog besides sayin y im so bimbo
4. she asked joel 2 tell me she misses me
5. im ignoring tat msg she asked joel to pass to me
6. she aint getting my smelly no more or presents for aussie..
7. please fedex me my smelly!

perth day 1

2008-08-07T00:42:00.003+08:00

tansli live from perth day 1.

currently freezin to death while gf is busy partyin at velvet/mambo..

so while gf is partyin n forgetting tansli..

tansli decided to blog bout how was perth today..

first..

checked in changi airport in the morning
tansli shopped at te airport for new boxers from burberry.
then got on te plane and get ready for perth..
te journey took 5hours...
there was freaking alot of turbulence..
which made the fuckin coffee spiled on my jeans!!

finally arrived at perth
and i got stopped 3 times by the ppl there..
i think they thought i was some kind of drug pusher n stuff..
they wanted 2 checked all te bags that i carried and all te sudden they said its ok some misuderstanding..
hahaha...
bg checked alredy i guess..
was pissed cuz i was fuckin tired..
i didnt get enuf rest on the plane...

then got back 2 te hse..
slept off n had dinner..
i made my own pizza..
i guess it was fuckin nice..
it was breezin 2-4deg wen i had dinner
freaking off cold..

then i slept somemore..
i noe mich is partyin..

imma go enjoy te bose home theater system..
cheers ppl..

shoppin 2moro?

batman a jinx yoo

2008-08-06T01:04:00.002+08:00

tansli noes that alot of this reader are a big fan of batman and the joker rite?

satria gelap dan pelawak..

yes but sadly

tansli would say like alot of ppl says also is...

BATMAN IS A CURSED MOVIE..

reasons of this statement..

1. joker/heath ledger = resting in peace

2. batman/forgot his name = arrested for abusing his mom and sis

3. forgot char name/morgan freeman = car crashed

4. who noes hu next man..*touch wood*

there are still 2 actor in te movie which is safe..

the girl n two face..

nitez..

-perth in 5hours..

drunkies

2008-08-03T22:58:00.003+08:00

like tansli said the other day..

pictures due to plotection and wo de seculiti shall not be posted..

tansli now don care aledi la..
cuz if they wana take revenge also must go find tansli at perth..

so wen they come dwn perth find tansli to whack 7 9 pekpek me..
tansli still can see a flen here...

so here is my...

1. my Michelle Phoon..

2. here is PencabuLing!!

eventho both of u looks pretty hideous here..
but in real life both of u also cantik cantik belaka melaka ok!!

random

2008-08-03T22:46:00.002+08:00

so tansli had decided to try the nuffnang idea thing..

reason

1. was too bored at home dunno what 2 do.
2. mother replyin on msn veli slow
3. maybe finally i get to win something out of luck
4. no i'm not writing this so that nuffnang will pity me and let me win
5. exchanging gifts on Christmas is NOT considered winning by luck
6. this will be my first and last attempt on contests
7. no reason 6 is still not a cry of symparty for me to win
8. joel gan were u the guy who voted the owner of this brog deserves a slap?

nuffnang gift ideas contest

2008-08-03T22:34:00.004+08:00

REALMART

Nuffnang Gift Ideas Contest
*link to realmart product*

so i have choosen

coffee maker

I would like to give Michelle Phoon Ying-Silk a coffee maker because she made me addicted to her
just like caffeine.

2008-08-02T17:30:00.003+08:00

harlo...

its my 201st/th post!!

i noe its suposed 2 be 200 post thing but tansli was bein lazy n decided 2 cut n paste his old post!!
muahahahaha!!

but doesnt matter...

tolay tansli goin 2 tell u how many ppl KO last nite at bar club/space..

farkin alot wei...

1. mich phoon
- dead cold, shooed me off, sleeping, didnt know we went to eat and left her in the car, everyone knew what she had for dinner, danced on the sofa top with a bunch of girls.

2. khai ling
- non stop merepeking, spitted water out, placed heels on table, proclaimed she had migraine.

3. lee min
- fell from stairs, KO'ed on the dance floor, couldn't stop smilling for no reason.

4. marcus chan
- couldn't stop saying he was drunk, lepak at a corner of bar club being a girl and gossiped.

5. tan sli him self
- couldn't walk straight

6. derek
- same as marcus only that he didn't lepaked at one corner

7. brian
- just assuming he was drunk because he told me he was drunk, but drunk people don't say they are drunk which makes me wonder if everyone was actually drunk.

8. wai hoong
- couldn't stop hugging me while telling me he loves me. i love u too bro!

9. dan lain lain
- orang lain yang tansli tak beberapa kenal dan terlupa nama kerana dia sendiri tak stabel macam marble..

wtf is wrong wif last nite man??
i got pictures in my phone but due to my own secuiliti i cannot add te pictures online.
if i do tansli will haf 2 face te pain...

2008-08-01T11:44:00.000+08:00

i havent blog in awhile rite now...
so heres an old post up for u guys....

harlooooo!!
my lovely readers!!
how are u lanjiaos doin?

tolay!!tansri is goin 2 groom u people who wants or love 2 b an emo person bcuz u hav nuthin better 2 do in ur life just lik tansri here....

so in todays topic!!

me the tansri will groom u to write an emotional post..or in other words emo post!!

step 1

get emo pics!!! such as..

AND please choose your pictures nicely okeh??
please do not choose pictures like.....

mahai all this ppl c also laugh la...
so cannot use this type of pictures okeh??

step 2

talk about ur love life or mayb your problems..
remember not 2 use broken english no matter how bad your english is!!
also do not use foul languages to show out your anger!!

heres a sample...

(Emo Picture Choosen from internet to enhance the emofying)

(Opening)
Its was a beautiful morning,
i heard the birds chirpping and the breeze of the morning scent blowing through my face,
I thought to myself, "it is going to be a great day!!"
Yet somehow I was wrong,
I entered class and there She was,
with her killer smile and soothing aura,
She was my everything,
She was my only Pride,
She was my only Love,
She was my only Light,
She was my only Color,
She was my only Reason,

(Main Point of Emo'in)
yet She didn't bother about my presence,
She laughed along with her peeps,
leaving Me alone in the dark,
I was left out in the shadows,
I was cold,
I was hurt
I was MURDERED(take note big letters shows how much you mean about the thing mentioned)

(Thoughts)
I stared at her blindly,
moving into blank space,
I thought to myself,
How Did This HAPPENED?

(Even more Thoughts)
why did I got myself into THIS?
why did I had to lead myself into Misery?

(Blaming self)
So I told Myself,
Enought IS Enough!!
She's not the only girl,
She's not everything,
Why Her?
Why do i deserve this?

(Make selfs happy)
I deserve better,
I deserve the BEST!,
I deserve more,
I deserve HAPPINESS!!

(Ending)
This will end today,
This will not continue
I'm a new ME!!

note: write on the top (currently listening to: *some emo song title*)

That is how we write an emo post!

like tansri said earlier do not use broken engeris or talk like ah beng if not it bcomes lik tis...

(opernin)
Tolay i woke up,
then i heard the jibai birds singing cock in the morning,
its very relaxing but its also fucking annoying!!
the wind was cold and i almost got a flu,
kanasai...
but overall i knew it was goin2b a good day la.

(main poin of emo'in)
but then,
i went for class,
mahai ar...
my love was there,
she was my everything,
but tat bitch had to screw my life up,
chow hai my life is bad enuf she summore wanna make me hailat!!
but i didnt care,
i still love and think of her so much!!
yet i noe she will never accept me back
cuz im fat and ugly,

(thinkin)
but its okeh,
i will get over her,
and find myself a new chick,
i will make sure i make her jealous kao kao!
then later she will want me back!!
ptuii!!
u think im a loser?
look who is goin to get te last laugh la chowhai!!

(goin to finis)
i will get an amoi!
big boobs!!
white white face!!
no am choong!!
no gigi senget!!
then i c if u emo or not!!
dump me for an uglier guy!!
pekpek la!!

told u didn't I?

chapter 2 joel pothead

2008-07-31T03:43:00.007+08:00

CHAPTER 2

JOEL ~~POTTER~~ POTHEAD AND THE
GOBLET OF TANSRI LIANG!!

THE RISE OF THE NEW ERA FAZIRA

life brief candle
we shall begin
a new born baby on his cradle
sipping upon his vodka and gin

the new chapter we all shall hear
using our body parts that we call ear
so gather around make a circle here
where we tell the wicked tale
and potter and liang

the tale began
the joker ran
smilling away within a mile
we stop and stare
one republic we care
call me and him
if you want in!!

joel got caught for smoking marlboro
the onli thing i said was ohho
in japanese we say good morning as ohaio
wen we are bored we play the yoyo

his cousin got locked into a cage
giving her a certain rage
but now she's old
she certainly aged
givin her a new courage

random we are
random we shall be
the story of us
shall now be seen

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Life Beefed Candle

TANSRI LIANG refused to accept
the fact that now JOEL POTTER is Dead
he doesn't regret
he doesn't hate
the fact that tansri disallowed
the

THE RIDE OF THE BMW
which joel complained
if he riden it earlier
he would be dead

thank god of tansri
he lived much longer
the sound of sonet 18
ain't here but goner

the new era arrived
fazira's surprised
the world is changing
when joel is smoking

tansri is sleeping
and the world is dying
when joel is fucking
the world ain't caring

smoking he suggested
yes he got arrested
while tansri was rested
he heard the birds nested

on the open field the wind was breezing
out there somewhere his friends were bonging
far from that we can hear crickets wrestling
knowing joel and tansri will still be blogging

this poem is created
no, no one was busted
for joel and tansri waited
for someone to be facinated

please don't get naked
when you read this poem
for dalai has waited
for ghandi to be related

now its time to for a pause
this poem has been an awe
i don't what it means
but we don't give a pee

as long it rhymes
with the e, e, e

so close your eyes
we'll sing some lullaby
as time goes by
birds will fly!
bye!!

*y so serious?*

please go to

*click me bebeh*

for chapter 1

i finally understand nuffnang

2008-07-31T02:33:00.002+08:00

This is not some useless post my dear readers.

for once tansli is about to post a post which is normal.

so tolay tansli is goin 2 brog about finally i understanding nuffnang.

ok...

its lik tis...
tansli signed up for nuffnang about a few months ago hoping u noe?
he earns some cash la..
but he nvr knew how 2 get ads for te brog..
so he thought like his brog tarak bleh pakai...
but mana tau
ur suppose 2 add ur brog link on te home page or something la..

now onli tansli found out..
thanks 2 mich phoon hu fark me kao kao wen i didnt noe anything...
please don visit her brog so that she don get money ok?
ok!!

so tis is it..

the end

2008-07-30T11:05:00.000+08:00

BOOYAH!

michelle was here :)

2008-07-27T03:58:00.004+08:00

currently listening :

third eye blind - how's it gonna be

fact 001 about tan sri liang..

he is VERY scared of cockcroach(es).

i killed a cockroach earlier on in liang residence and then held it by its antenna and chased tan sri around the house. freaking funny okeh. he ran inside jonathan's room and covered himself with the blanket while shouting "B!! DON'T BREAK YOUR PROMISE!! FUCKAAA! B AH!!"

i initially wanted to post the video on blog but then tan sri doesn't let wor. sorry ah fellow readers.

peAceeee.

-michellephoon

my new fren

2008-07-26T18:19:00.003+08:00

Tolay
tansli goin to blog about his new fren

she is a happening person

tansli got to know her a few hours ago..
tansli think about

215423816171831046 hours ago la..

but thats not te point!!

the point is
i told them
i was out of ideas to blog..

and both of them said
BLOG BOUT ME LA!!

ok so..

tansli blog bout the first one la...

the name is

Choong Khai Ling

a.k.a

pencabuling

which is pronounced as

pencabul-buli-ling

if u all get it la...

she stays in puchong
and studies at segi
drives a celica
haven't changed her curtains in her room for 4 years
loves marlboro lights
loves durian?
loves disturbing me

call tansli as Po

heres a pic of her

no..
she isnt constipated

she is a veri nice girl
she is a veri noisy girl
she is a veri crazy girl
she is a veri veri girl
she is veri active girl
she is veri interested in my tummy!

so last but not least!!

evidence she bullies me!!

look at the poor cheap innocent man!!
look at tat devilish face!!

ghandi can do it too!!

2008-07-24T15:24:00.005+08:00

GHANDI CAN DO IT TOO!!

you say stress?

Ghandi says
"write ta powem and chilling

you say think hip hop?

Ghandi says
"lwook whos cooler now?"

you say ass hole?

Ghandi says
"im lwooking att one now"

you say ROCKER!!?

Ghandi says
"wuld dyou like to play mine too?"

you say mini me?

Ghandi says
"i can do wit too"

catch tis crap blogger

2008-07-23T06:51:00.003+08:00

ATTENTION!!!

tansli never thought this day would come
and yes it finally did...

some nonsensical blogger hacked into my account and blog and claimed she did not hack but i logged in for her..

please to inform you that tansli is not stupid..
tho he may not speak ploper english but he noes how 2 plotect his information

so if anyone were to find and catch tis ridiculously lying blogger please bring to tansli immidiatly!

if anyone doesnt recognize her face here is a pic

dead or alive

reward - 2 plates of Char Kuey Teow

2008-07-23T06:41:00.006+08:00

morning.

i just came up with 10 ways to annoy your boyfriend when he wants to go to sleep.

1. dig his nose
2. pinch his inner thighs
3. cough in his face
4. squish his face
5. bite his cheeks
6. tickle his armpittt!
7. threaten him that you're gonna throw your bloody-stained pad at him (that's if you're having your period)
8. wipe/paste your booger a.k.a. pei si on him
9. call his ex
10. whack him with his smelly bolster

sekian terima kasih.

and no. i did not hack your blog.
you logged in for me.

sekian terima kasih, again.
ciao.
bye.
adiosa.
au revoir.
sayonara sayur-sayuran.

-mich phoon

my ex bestie

2008-07-22T00:31:00.009+08:00

Heres a lil something i would like to give
to my once good friend
to my once best friend
to my once most helpful friend
to my once most trusted friend
and
to my once most loved friend

a photo colab
of you and me

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i would like to thank you for being
there as a friend to me
as all this while
you've been
loving
caring
sweet
playfull
and
a cheerful bestie

but all good things comes to an end

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and then we have the new beginning

wen batman and spidey are sad

2008-07-21T03:57:00.003+08:00

harlo people
ever imagine wat is it like
when our fav superheroes are sad?

well
knowing that they have they mask on
is a good thing to hide their emotions...

so here tolay tansli goin 2 share wif u
abit abit on

why la
this superheroes emo..

*spidey says*
ADUHAI~APASAL I HITAM NIH!?

captions are lame..
due to my laziness..
sorry for te spidey pic
was too darn lazy to re-edit...

so yes...
nitez

first unofficial

2008-07-21T03:54:00.001+08:00

OUR FIRST UNOFFICIAL

guess who?

dalai lama turns bad!!!

2008-07-17T05:37:00.007+08:00

harlo my readers

tansli here tolay

goin to tell u

what happens to dalai lama

when he turns bad!!

first dalai will get a degree to cover line
on his vicious notorious back business

then dalai will get followers with
his big influence in tibet

then dalai true colours will come out

then the famous evil smile comes out!!

because he got a new partner in crime
to take over the world

not onli that!!
dalai will so go take advantage out of womans!!

can hamsap hamsap..

after that..
god punished him
for breaking te rules
and being hamsap
and bein notty

so god sent
some gangster
to whack him
and the law enforcer
will put him to jail

eat that si dalai!!

peace to the world!

2008-07-17T04:02:00.005+08:00

harlo people!!

tolay tansli goin 2 tell u!!

how peacefull is the world!!

tho it may sound weird..

but its a proven fact tansli found out...

so here are my proves!!
people from around the world
different races and faces
doing the international

PEACE SIGN!!

we have the clubbers!!
(chinese and portugese)

we have te afrikan

we have the japanese

we have the gaboner of some state in Amerika
who wants to be japanese

we have the lala's

we have the blacks

we even have people who are not wanted in pictures
but still wanting to do the peace sign

we have the rastafarians
sorry no pic of them
they were to high to take a picture
everytime i asked them to take a pic
they say YA MAN!!but they wonder off else where..

so wait no more my friends!!
lets make the ultimate ~~BOMB~~ BONG and spread the PEACE!!

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oh wait!!
i`ve forgotten
we also got the ministers!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH BEBEH!!!

one republic

2008-07-17T03:18:00.002+08:00

harlo readers!!
so here i am as te one ~~repubic~~ republic co-founder
will be telling u guys wat u need in order to get into te team..

qualifications for driver

- drives a malaysian car
- able to cut car drivin less than 20 km/h
- do no own a non-malaysia made car
- has at least UPSR cert
- able to ride a bicycle
- enjoys rojaks
- enjoys cendol

qualification for pit stop crew
- knows how to pump petrol
- knows how to steal tayar
- knows how to pancit opponents tayar
- knows how to down 2 bottles of any kind of liquor
- knows how to eat cendol and rojaks

advantages of joining

- get free cendol and rojaks if we win a race
- will be famous among ourselves
- get to have girls holding umbrella for you
- commission 20 cent after winning
- lim goh tong spend one night at genting
- people jealous because they cannot drive protons and perodua

disadvantages of joining

- nil

people who wants to join the one republic team must be able to sing stop and stare*

*terms and conditions apply

world hardest exam

2008-07-17T02:53:00.002+08:00

dearest spm students..
i noe times are hard as you think the world most diffucult exam is comin to u soon..
since tansli is a nice guy...

he has decided to giv u a test which is going to make SPM(Sijil Pemeriksaan Malaysia) sounds lik SPM(Sila Pergi Main).

okeh...

so tolay tansli is goin to giv u the world most impossible test!

blog ini mengandungi 10 soalan
sila menjawab semua 11 soalan..
and diberi 10 saat and untuk mencompletekan semua soalan di dalam blog ini...

1. 1 + 1 = ?
a. 1
b. 3
c. 4
d. 5

2. apakah nama ibu anda?
a. chua soi lek
b. ayah pin
c. mcNugget
d. starbuck

3. apakah nama negara kita?
a. Arab
b. Arnab
c. Indonesia
D. Indo-Mee

4. Cita-cita anda ialah?
a. pencuri
b. mat rempit
c. perogol
d. semua di atas

5. jika anda dapat mencari cita-cita anda di atas, jawapan anda salah jadi pilih sekali lagi
a. perompak
b. mat motor
c. orang suka mencabuli kehormatan perempuan
d. masih semua di atas

5.2/5 . jika anda masih dapat mencari cita-cita and di atas, anda gagal kerana menjawab jawapan salah dan jika anda tidak menjawab anda mendapat markah kosong kerana tidak menjawab.

6. apakah nama prime minister malaysia?
a. tansri liang
b. jeorge bush
c. proton perdana
d. perodua kancil

7. apakah kereta kebangsaan malaysia?
a. nissan
b. toyota
c. lembugini
d. felalai

8. jika anda ada 3 epal, dan anda telah menelan satu berapa epal yang anda masih ada?
a. 2
b. 3
c. 4
d. 5

jika anda telah memilah satu jawapan..anda salah kerana di dunia ini tiada manusia boleh menelan epal. jadi jika menelan sebiji epal maka anda akan meninggal dunia. jadi jawapannya 0. tapi jika anda tidak memilih jawapan maka anda tidak mendapat jawapan kerana tidak menjawab.

9. history dalam bahasa melayu adalah?
a. masa depan
b. future
c. roti telur tak mau telur
d. chapati tambah chakni tak mau nasi

10. siapakah orang paling hensem di dunia?
a. wong wong wei
b. wei wei wong
c. tan chou tut
d. chou pek pek

so my dear SPM takers..
ready for some easier exams?

random malay talk

2008-07-15T02:22:00.002+08:00

ok la...
tansli now realli no more idea wat 2 brog about alredy...
so i think tansli is goin 2 do an act..
a malay talk talk convo combi bambi...

its just some random think i thought of while replyin my fren alyaa hu menghilang 2 eng for almost half a year and i ternampaked her at zazuu te either day.
she..
masih skinny n sexy..
me masih gemuk n ugly..
but tats not te point..

so tolay tansli goin 2 tell u on how

glamorous malays cakaping..

rosminah and nancy(nama sebenar nini)

R : eh nancy!!lama tak jumpa u la nancy

N : eh Ros...aisehh muka u young la..nice skin complektion...

R : eh tak de la..same same lik last time at high skool la..

N : eh u jgn tipu i!!u slalu go for ficial ke?

R : facial mana ada?i slalu pergi itu medicure pedicure pedigree onli la..

N : tul ke ni?eh u jgn tipu i ok?

R : nancy i mana ada bluff u?u my best fren kan?

N : ye la..we best fren forever..eh tetek u btul ke?biar i sentuh sikit

R : eh hands off!!nanti pecah tetek i!!

N : eh pecah?asal lak?

R : sebab ini fresh..and new product la..soft soft so more real la..then bila boipren i pegang macam real thing..

N : eheh...notty la u ros..

R : mana notti?i horny...

N : ok la i pun nak pigi try la..new tetek..

R : ok...eh i got to go la..i ada appoitment ngan pedicurist i dengan medicurist i..later i send u te tetekcurist number ok?

N : ok...baiiyeee.i love u oK?call me ok sayang?

R : ok sayang nanti i call ngan sms mms 3g bluetooth msn yahoo icq...

yes random i noe...

back to school guide

2008-07-11T14:43:00.002+08:00

alohaaaa people!!!!!

so as we all noe rite now...
my new sem is starting not too long from now....
and

to remind my fellow classmates!!
its been 3 months since i`ve seen ur faces after te finals..
sooo......
just incase..
tis post is goin 2 come in handy!!

as te saying goes on...

so tolay tansli is goin to teach u all...

WHAT TO BRING TO YOUR FIRST DAY OF CLASS!!

1. a bag
2. pencil case with stationeries inside
3. timetable
4. empty note book
5. watever else u feel is a necessary item...(this does not includes sexy stuff)

now we noe wat 2 bring...
tansli is goin 2 tell u wat to do...

1. dress up smartly
2. shave which ever parts which grows hair but it looks ugly wif hair..
3. bath before u come
4. brush your teeth before u come
5. come your hair or wear a cap
6. please be sober

now we noe wat 2 bring and wat to do...
tansli is goin 2 tell u...

what not to do..

1. hit on juniors
2. talk out loud about juniors
3. don act lik a taikor infront of te juniors
4. extort the juniors
5. bully te juniors
6. be late for class
7. be an anti-social freak
8. dress up with gloves
9. be a lazy ass in class

so now we noe that they noe that u noe that i noe that those are a few things we should do..follow this guide and i guarantee u u`ll famous in no time....its sem 4 mofos!!lets restart again what are we in coll for...and no joel...this post is not meant for u...u go coll onli go ehem...yes we noe..

rave party and classes

2008-07-08T03:48:00.002+08:00

as u all noe...

tansri is soon goin back to coll..
and yes he has 2 study real hard again..
which he will end up not completing te task above mentioned!
but no worries...
as long theres a will theres a way....

but aside te class n back too coll thang..
tansli has decided to b a bimbotic man for once and say!!

YEEEEHAAAA!!ITS SHOPPING TIME MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

im like so gonna get a new wardrobe so i can like get into a new style....ahhhaa....

so....
besides that....
tansli is also waiting up for global gathering malaysia..
the funny thing was..
tansli fren called up te banglou ppl 2 ask and guess wat??

its all booked out..
which means malaysian are changing..
we actually do not do things last min!!
like omg!!

not onli that...
tiestos new album is out...
in search on sunrise 7...asia..

which leads me to hope that
he will be back in malaysia
n we get to go for another tiesto rave..
rock on!!

we gonna partay like a prawn star!!!
OKEH....

sorry that i haven been posting lame ass but yet fucking funny posts but as u all noe...
as a tansli now...

times are bad u noe?

PEACE OUT in bm we say AMAN KELUAR

2008-07-07T05:16:00.003+08:00

tansli recently has been goin partying around...

poppy, bar club, maison, poppy, bar club...

it doesnt stop aite?

as much as i would love 2 post it up n make u losers hu cant club jealous
im too lazy too....

plus im freakin running out of ideas 2 blog..

since i do not blog bout my life...
so mayb slowly i'll start turning tis blog into a life blog...
guess that would b fun....

but...
problem is i do not live an interesting life...
yes funny shits happens around..
but im too lazy too type out wat happened....

so for any of u hu wanna see the pics..
please visit...

mee-shell-phoon
her link is on my right side corner of the blog
rite above raz link which is 2 links below from evies link
which is spelled as evalanche which actually means avalanche so please do not pronounce it as
eva-lan-ch-ee.. its wrong....

so here is some lame ass joke which imma share wif u aite?

one day 3 guys died in an accident,
there was a math genius, a scientist and a convict.
when all 3 of them arrived at heavens gate, St Micheal came to them and said..

"we're sorry guys, but heaven is now over it's quota for taking in more souls..so I could only allow one of you in..in order to enter heaven each one of you shall ask me a question, and if I fail to answer the question i shall let you in"

so first up came the scientist...he came up with some kick-ass question asking about nature and how it effects the world....St Mike than started doing it and managed to answer it right..BOOM!!the scientist fell down to hell....

second the math genius came up with some super massive mathematical equations...but......
BOOM he was sent down to hell bcuz St Mike managed to answer the question as well...

third the convict. he thought "fuck la this time..both also so smart alredy also lose...jialat la me this time"
then he came up with a plan.. he asked St Mike to give him a drill and a chair..after that he drilled 6 holes on the chair n sat on it...after sitting he farted on the chair..got up and asked St Mike...so which hole did my fart came out from?

St Mike was shocked and think real hard!!

at last he gave up due to over stressed out....

the convict than laughed out and shouted!!

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hahaha u stupid man!!the fart come out from my asshole!!!

happy bday riz

2008-07-06T17:03:00.004+08:00

its te time of year

wen we wake up n find ourself older

uglier

wiser

weaker

smellier

bigger tummy

yes.....

we are getting older

but tis fren of mine aint all those

he just woke up n found himself

more....

raging wif female hormones!!

i love u la Rizal Bin Ramzan
yang ber-habitat di tropicana
green acres
*-**-18
bersekolah di SriKL
yang baru nak dapat lesen
tapi masih tak dapat
yang menidamkan kreta latio sport warna putih
yang suka main kompang org putih
mempunyai abang yang pecah kepala
dan seorang kawan baik cina yang
pandai, hansem, rajin, arif, bijak, sopan, bertamadun, berkereta,
bernama

kenny

I sayang u!!

okeh!!

selamat hari jadi 17!!

rizal sudah besar belaka,
membuat kita semua banga,
nov nanti ki pergi melaka,
enjoy di sana bersama-sama!!

stay alive

2008-07-03T05:04:00.002+08:00

so tansli was over at raz`s place today...

we had te world worst jamming session

we play nuthin but rubbishs...
then we hungout and watched tis show...

called stay alive..

its a nice show..
its about a game which leads 2 real life..

erm...
something reality..

yes its a must watch movie!!

SOPHIA BUSH IS ACTING IN IT!!

but te movie isnt wat i wanna talk about...

i wanna talk bout te bad woman!!

countess elizabeth bathory!!

yes te well known wicked blood bathing countess that kills girls to stay young!!

she is sick in te mind ok!!
its an old story but yet exciting!!
i really do not hav any idea y wuld she wanna bath in blood!!

yes yes yes!!

so tolay tansli is goin 2 giv most logicall explinations on all her crime

1. no i aint writting any down

here te link

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/predators/bathory/7.html

so here is wat i think bout countess liz bath

te reason she kills girls are for te blood..
to say young!!

harlo sayang!!sk2 all don hav ar? mahai eat bird nest la or something la!!
fucker u bath in blood doesnt mean u gonna be or look young..
yes mayb there is something of secret in te blood or something..but think of it first.HIV how!?

second..y la u wanna go whack the shit out of them?no point wan lor..u cut their head then their blood will flood out fuckin fast!!its lik jacuzzi u dig?u go hang them upside down u think their blood flow faster ar?eh...the blood drips lik those tap which u didnt close thightly lor...lik tat wen u old onli te tub filled up!!

use blood for wat?we chinese got this saying ar!!wash urself in virgins pee!!wah syiok!galenti u skin soft soft lik fether!!mahai then u husband bang u also got extra speed wei!no joke wan!!

but i admit ur scary la.......

so if ur readin tis post don find me..im a guy n im not a virgin!!muahahahah!!

my new love

2008-07-03T04:58:00.003+08:00

Latest from
KNNKNN

i recently fell in love with this girl!!

yes yes yes!!

no doubt that i`ll be staying loyal to her..

she's the out most perfect girl in my life.

she is a brunet
she is sexy
she is sweet
she is the girl most guys want
she is my everything

i love you

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Sophia Bush!!

yes i noe!!

im dreamin!!

its my thoughts man!!

trophies

2008-07-02T02:15:00.004+08:00

we all noe that if we achieve much in our life....

we will get something good in return...

a lead a good life
a have a good wife
etc etc...

we do noe that we get awards for bein outstandin in our field...

so talay tansli is goin 2 tell u ppl
what tropies are given too.......

first of all...
as everyone in tis world almost noe...

sports!!

we hav the..........

World Cup

Criket

Olympics

Not forgetting the actors!

Grammy

Oscar

MTv

we also have trophies for the workers

Teachers

students

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well i bet u`ve seen tis all
but heres a little finale!!

INTRODUCING TANSRI`S AWARD!!!

BEAT THAT BITCHES!!

tagged

2008-07-02T01:40:00.002+08:00

"Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it total 20 questions, then tag to 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she had been tag. Whoever did the tag will have blessing from all."..You must link to the one who tagged you, then spread it to 8 people, let the game go on, return the tag to sender is prohibited

1.) What is your dream when you were in your childhood years?

to own the world!!!

2.) You like rainy day or sunny day? Why?

non both has their good n bads!!so i prefer it snowy

3.) Which colour you like most? Black or White?

black cuz wen i eat lik a babi it wont stain my shirt

who do u go to when ur sad?

my room n sleep

5.) Where is the place you would like to go most? Why?

i would say prague..cuz its calmin there...

6.) Who are you most afraid of losing?

myself, my family, my friends

7.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?

make a joke at it n get over it cuz its no worth bein in my brain

8.) What was the best thing youve learned in 2007?

skippin school was a piece of cake

9.) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to her? Or just keep secret in heart, observing by yourself?

confess to her wif a parang at hand

10.) Till now, what is the moment that you regret most?

not continuin my dreams of owning the world

11.) What are the requirements that you wish for your another half?
ridiculously rich

12.) Which type of person you hate most?

wannabe's la..don be wat ur not!!

13.) What is your ambition?

world most richest man

14.) Would you rather be someone else at this moment?

yea man!!i wish i was like brad pitt wif te voice of antonio banderas n te wealth of hu ever is te richest in te world

15.) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?

own the world...*how many times do i have to repeat tis?*

16.) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?

fuck no!!i havent finish torturing my slaves after i rule the world\

17.) What's my favourite series show?

no tv too watch..

18.) What do you think that is most important in your life?

my organs in me..with out them i cant do nuts..

19.) Describe your dream house

the whole of russia!!

20.) What's your current mood?

greedy

8 ppl i tag,

Rizal
Evie
Leemin
Wei Hui
Zia Yen
Mich P
Ee May
Jolene

happy drunked me

2008-06-29T05:31:00.002+08:00

ola ppl!!
im posting this cuz im fuckin happy n totaly gone dead..
just came back from bar club..

with te bunch!!
partied from 1 till 3!
after that?

after party at the damn karaoke room!!

crazy nite indeed!!

muthafucka surly lost their mind!!

list of people i will love if u don't do shits toooo meee!!

1. hemmy
2. evie
3. raz(didnt make it nak tidur)
4. riz(abang tak pergi adik taleh pergi)
5. michie
6. ken nie
7. eugene
8. mohan
9. ivan
10. kenny

u guys are good shits!!

2008-06-28T02:19:00.007+08:00

tansri has been leavin a boring life these days..
not havin much materials to blog about..
tansri usually come out wif craps on his blog....

in anyway cir-cum-stances...
tansri would love his lanjiaos readers to know
that what ever posted on his blog is total crap
but its te fact!!

soooo.....
heheh....in tolays talk cock session
tansri`s is goin 2 share wif u ppl..

his business plans...

all these are ideas are copyrighted and is not meant to be used or heard outside..

understooding?
good...

as a tansri, tansri needs many options of business plans..
this way he will be safe....

listing top best business plan..

Cafe de Sexy

this cafe is lik no other...
we hav waitress like no other ciplak mamak or kopitiam!!
we hav our top models dressed in kinky maid outfit that will blow our freaking hamsap customers testicals away!!

here are some of our models..

oh yeas...
steaming aint it...
but since we are in malaysia!!
we arent allowed for this...
sooo......

tansri had 2 hire...

but look!!
aint she happy??

thats not all..
since tansri is a sincere guy...
he`ll even throw in a celebrity in te kinky outfit!!

how often do u get 2 see colonel sanders workin for someone?

good plain aint it?
now shuttup!!

p.s tis post is just for u mee shell phoon ying silk!!!!!

nuffnang invitations remix

2008-06-26T02:34:00.005+08:00

harlo...

for those who checks their mail all the time...

about 5 days ago...

u ppl should hav received a so called compo from nuffnang..

yes these are for nuffnang ppls onli..

its about hancock!!

free movie tickets
free screening wif all other random bloggers...

so here i am knowing its too late 2 post tis up but just for the fun of it..
to entertain u readers...
wat is it like?

to have our all time favorite superhero as an average super hero..

jeng jeng jeng!! i would choose

our friendly neighbourhood the blue red freako!!

SPIDERMAN!!!

yes yes yes...

people talk alot about his flawless ability

his web swinging
his spider senses
his crawling powers
his good eye sights
his nice body
his cool suit

let me now explain spidermans flaws.

web swinging powers - malaysia we don hav enuf light poles for spidy to swing around due to gaoment kiamsiap wnna make msia brighter

spider sense - malaysia we hav alot of criminals, but hor all also pandai la..they find the weak n get the weak..in a night at least 20 gets rob so spidy i salute u if u manage 2 tangkap all..

crawling powers - yes yes...malaysia we got many many buildings for spidy here to crawl up and down but if spidy wanna kap lui mandi also he confirm coma 80years..girls no body...

good eye sights - diu...i also got got eye sights la..

cool suit - malaysia u wear lik tat we laugh like cock at u!!

enuf!!
lets stop the ~~inslut~~ insult

lets move further..

te crime in malaysia is so high that spidy will giv up saving te day...
so he`ll most probably end up doin...

or he is doesnt..

he`ll most probably..

becomes an actor
and uses cheap crops lik power rangers...

and after both of that...

he`ll most probably lead a healthy life looking like...

good life aint it??

or better yet...

after all those hassles in life in malaysia...

he`ll most probably get influence by one of us..

then decideds to take up a religion...

hinduism...

sexy aint it?

life talks

2008-06-24T21:01:00.002+08:00

its been a year plus ever since i talked bout my life...
so today
tansri is goin 2 blog bout his pathetic boring life...
lets start out with his usual routine..

24 a days
and here we go..

12am - raz's hse
4am - leaves raz's hse
5am - sleep
4pm - wakes up
5pm - stays home
8pm - dinner
9pm - hem's place
12am - back to raz's hse

so simply..

ok heres wat happened out in te ordinary.

POPPY nite!!
sweeet and goood as hell...
it was a blasted nite....
had

mich p
aub
hem
vie
raz
ken nie
eugene

there....

it was a good nite..
we were all enjoyin our asses off..

the end..

pics has not been released yet.

my life is as bored n dull as death..

2008-06-21T14:49:00.002+08:00

random talk!!
in the most happening day of the week...
tansri is sitting at home waiting for the house general to get home to pass him his lunch.

yes i am lazy to drive..
yes i am fat and i should stop eating
yes i am blogging rubbish to kill time

so....unlike all other post that gives my lanjiao readers rubbish information..tolay tansli is goin to write something informative for once!!
for this very once a informative post is goin to be written by tansli...
a post like no other posts..
a post that will change your life..
a post that will make history
a post that is so good it`ll make u lick ur fingers
a post so mind blowing u`ll be gasping for air
a post so powerful i`ll eradicate all your sadness
a post that will make this world a better place...

here we go..

wait........general liang just sent in an msg saying heavy rain, food supply delayed.
this means i don get my food..tis is shit!

well back to my most powerful excellent mind blowing cock sucking ass fucking hypodermik needle theory althuser incredible post...

its called!!!

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THE SECRET OF ............

eh wait ah...lunch is here....brb...

lets continue.....sorry for the delay...
a man has to eat now don they?

btw...my hair now looks lik spongebob's house wei..
no joke man...
plus my face shape is lik a pineapple its self!!

tat enuf bout me lets head back to the story.....

here we go!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

fooled again

2008-06-18T14:20:00.003+08:00

currently listening to

~~sum41 With Me~~
McFly Too Close For Comfort

after a sum of 100 over post

tansri has finally reached a point

where he needs to
be an emotional fucktard!

tansli is here tolay to tell you

don't be sad...

u have friends around you..

ur not in a bad position

let me advice u with some stupid advices..

first there is no point being sad..

a relationship is mutual..

both sides has to like each other in order for a relationship to work

there is no point being sad over it if the other party doesnt like you

i`ve been lovin this particular girl for almost 5 years now

5 freaking years

and i know i will never be with her..

the feeling is much worst than urs..

so what i do is...

wake up wif a lanjiao face in the afternoon

and put on a fake smile and leave the house

hey just because im fuckin crazy doesnt mean i cant be sad..

and no!!

i do not hide my sorrows with laughters..

its reality not a fucking movie.

hahahaa...

wait..

tis is an emo post..

yes....

everyday i put on a mask to tell ppl im happy and fine..

deep down

my heart is crushed

burned to ashes

a scar which i swear will never go away....

everynit before bed is wat i fear..

i dont get imsomnia..

i can sleep anytime i want.

its because i think of her everytime im alone..

so i prefer being around ppl..

makes me happier as well..

so in conclusion

im too used tooo being crazy

i cant really express my sadness anymore..

oh yes i can..

i smoke more...

puff puff puff!!

peace

bloggers turn malay!

2008-06-15T15:31:00.003+08:00

harlow harlow....
today tansli was shittin at home and suddenly he thought...

what happenes if all his frens blogger turn malay!!!
wat would their link be like...

1. Ong Ee Mai - thekissingmoment.blogspot.com
saat-ciuman.blogspot.com

2. Jolene Eu Ei Suan - liinee.blogspot.com
gaariisan.blogspot.com

3. Mich Phoon - yoursmilethatkills.blogspot.com
senyumanandayangmembunuh.blogspot.com
p.s you should change your link to - yoursmellthatkills.blogspot.com
bau-anda-yang-membunuh.blogspot.com

4. Evie - sinfullyvie.blogspot.com
dosa-vie.blogspot.com

5. Rizal - remote-controls-and-potato-chips.blogspot.com
kawalan-televisyen-dan-ubi-kentang.blogspot.com

6. Aub - simplybrey.blogspot.com
apa-apabrey.blogspot.com

7. Wei Hui - alexislustybutter.blogspot.com
alexis-bernafsu-mentega.blogspot.com

niahahahahahahaha!!!!

how 2 form an army for war

2008-06-14T20:19:00.006+08:00

RED ALERT
gaymender and lesbonquer

harlo harlo....
tolay tansli goin to teach u lanjiaos
on how 2 prepare for WAR!!!
muahahahahaha!!!

first of all....
before an operation
u hav to giv ur operation a name....

such as...

Operation Eagle Down
Operation Night Hawk
Operation Fox Hound
Operation Bang Pussies
Operation Shoot Them Dead

use simple and nice name for ur operation..add animal name it makes it sound cooler..try or not include fruits in them or else......

Operation Curi Durian
Operation Mango Papaya

not cool i noe...
and do not use long long operation names...
or it`ll come out.....

Operasi Periuk Nasi Ayam Kampung Hitam Alpha 2 Blue Ocean
Operasi Itik Mendidih Satey Klang Beta Formation Team Green Attack

yes i noe..
by the time u finish talkin to ur commander u`ll be shoot dead in the head!!

Second
Recruit a good army!!
such as..

please do not recruit these type of soldier

among that...a leader is also important..
DO NOT ONCE EVER GET A LEADER LIKE....

confirm u lose the war
ur general will be saying
"spread the love people spread the fucking love!"
(behind he`ll be spreadin his legs!!)

alrite....
now we noe how 2 choose te soldiers
now we choose the equipment

guns, camo uniforms and helmet!!

please do not choose something like tis!!

yes..
by the time u find the correct tool from that..
u`ll probably 20 feet under..

yes...now we noe how 2 make an army...
we shall noe how 2 protect our beloved country from danger!!

remember readers!!
spread the LOVE!!!

2008-06-14T19:28:00.002+08:00

jeng jeng jeng!!
lanjiaos lanjiaos sekalian...
tolay tansli goin 2 teach u how 2 rap
hamsap-cinapek style..

here we go...

yo yo yo...
call me wong ah pek
eveliday i wan 2 lick pekpek
but bina talak kasi
ask me go pak pui ki..

so i go find kai
wah they got veli chou jibai
one time smell
i say baibai!!

i balik kena diu bini
tell me no dinner
ask me eat mee maggi
i look at her mahai tis babi
not scared me?
tak takut mati!?

wah sai tis bini
don giv me fuck
don giv me eat
wanna fuck her
ask me eat shit

tis type of bini
cannot make it
don be like me
find good pussy!!

plise!!

yes i noe its lame...

im bored...

life less

2008-06-13T14:36:00.002+08:00

tolay tansli dam sien....
he doesnt noe wat 2 do tolay.
he taught wanna go buy iphone..
but duit talak cukup.
he taught wnana go yamcha..
but petrol talak cukup..
he taught wanna go watch movie..
but kawan talak adah...
he taught he should tfk
but hamdai talak adah..

the end

i think its an orb

2008-06-08T15:33:00.001+08:00

CREEPPIEE NITEE

mich phoon took a pic of us te other day at hartamas..
inside clauds housing area
at te swimming pool area...
i got te photos not too long ago..
so wen i was browsing tru..
something caught my eye!!

te circled object is know as the orb...
said to be as some spirit parts of some sort...

tis pic is not taken by mich phoon.
itsjust some random wif te orb as well..
just to show u
and letting u judge if it looks te same..

how noes..
mayb its the lightin?
the flash?
but it was pretty dark there.
no source of light reflection
watsoever...

semua sudah naik!!

2008-06-07T20:48:00.002+08:00

Marasiah Hari Inih....

so tolay as we all noe..
people who got drive car veri painfull
cuz gaoment had decided to naikkan our petrol price again...
and tis is not te end...
so tansli will not complain bout it la....
since our petrol price will be shooting up again..

tansli is here to talk about something more important for sure..
if all our barang price is goin up
just imagine us in te future...

price listing 2020

Roti Canai - RM 1.80
Nasi Goreng - RM 5.50
Nasi Lemak - RM 4.00
Nasi Lemak Telur - RM 6.00
Rojak - RM 5.80
Teh o Ais - Rm 2.50
Bread Loft - 4.50
Sharkfin Soup - RM 9999
Buddha Jump Over The Wall - RM u not tansli or plime minister cannot eat.

ok forget te food aite?
we skip over to the items

Armpit Shaving Cream - RM 50.00
Comic - RM 24.20
Comb - RM 10.00
Lokok - RM 60.40
Lighter - RM no more cost to high all use stones and dry grass
Condom - RM 200.00(population all rise wei..condom so expensive summore marasiah ppl so hamsap)

p.s gaoment tax not yet masuk in pricing above.

survey

2008-06-02T19:38:00.002+08:00

does anyone noes how 2 make an survey thing on blog?
if any do
please help me do these survey questions..
i've written them down for you..
for others..
its all just for laughs..

Survey Operation Night Falcon 3.5444

1. From a range of 1 to 10 how much would you rate kennys good looks?
a. 10
b. 11
c. 12
d. 13
e. 14
f. 15
g. 16
h. 17
i. 18
j.19
k. 20

2. What do you think of Kenny's body?
a. Hot
b. Fit
c. Sexy
d. All of the above

3. Would you date Kenny?
a. hell yea
b. fuck yea
c. it has always been my dream
d. best thing that will ever happen in my life

4. Who does Kenny looks like?
a. Brad Pitt
b. David Beckham
c. Keanu Reaves
d. NON OF THE ABOVE!!HE IS HOTTER THAN THEM!!

5. I would date Kenny because of
a. He is dam HOT
b. He is freaking HOT
c. He is fucking HOT
d. All of the above

6. Things i`ll do for Kenny
a. Marry him
b. Give him all my money
c. Marry him and then give him all my money
d. Steal him and run far far away so that we will be together forever

7. IF Kenny dies i will
a. Kill myself
b. Cry till i die
c. Drown myself by drinking water
d. Choke on a taufu and die

8. Kenny is hot
a. I totally agree with that
b. I do not totally agre with that because i think he is hotter than hot
c. I disagree..and im only saying this to make other girls think he is ugly to keep him all to myself
d. Im a lesbian so guys don't turn me on, but i think i really fell in love with Kenny

9. Kenny wasted part of my life doing this survey
a. True
b. True but i find it funny
c. True and i want to kill him
d. True and i swear im going to tear his testicals apart and feed it to dogs

10. I understand this survey is purely for entertainment purposes only and i shall not hold any kind of grudges and hatred on Kenny because he is too cute
a. Yes, I agree
b. Yes, I agree

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please kindly feel bored and free to do this survey...

most boring post

2008-06-01T01:04:00.002+08:00

i received an email from this person..
it was a joke
no virus wat so ever...

i read it and it was fuckin hillarious!!
i so wanna put up on blog
but i swear to god i`ll go to jail for it..

so imma not takin any chance
for i am to young to go to jail
over a reason
violating Malaysias Law of ~~Freedom~~ Blogging Content
sad rite?
so no man........

to think of it now
im getting bored of my life.
im gettin broke as well..
my merc is in te progress of being sold
but no idea if te buyers wants it
its been 3 buyers i've seen
still no comment

i didnt trash te car yet also..
so after my car is sold
my new car will be comin out...
im not puttin hopes on it..
but heres a lil sneak peek for u guys...

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but tats not all!!

it can turn too

wassup!!
good shit aint it??

no im kiddin...
i aint gettin a kancil..

im drivin my satria
te money for te cars goes to the family fund..
we aint rich no more..
we poor ppl now..

how to be a lala

2008-05-30T20:05:00.006+08:00

after a long while of tansli's absent..
tansli finally took te time to blog...

so in tolays post..

tansli is goin to teach you on how b a LALA!!!
yes yes yes yes!!
the guide of becomin a succesfull LALA!!!

First of all
tansli will tich u how 2 write lik lala ok?

so u no me say wat?
lets go!!

aite aite..

since lala cant speak proper english
think like one of them and it is as easy as A.B.C

List of Lala-ism Talkin!!
1. harlo can be frens?
(hello, can we be friends?)

2.me no understand u say wat?
(i don not understand what you are saying)

3.tis 1 not me,tis one is my fren
(this is not me, this is my friend)

4.u got handphone ma?can giv me number?
(do you have a cellphone? If you do may I have your number?)

5.u veli hansum oh?can boyfren me?
you are handsome,can you be my boyfriend?)

6.i lik guy quiet quiet very misteli
(i like quiet guys, they are mysterious)

7.my hobbi is playin game on internet at cc
(my hobby is playing online games at the cyber cafe)

8.i lik eat ciken
(i like eating chicken)

9.me lik sleep like ju-ju
(i like sleeping like a pig)

10.r u boy who sit at pc no 40, wif long long hair wan?then got hole at mouth?
(are the guy who always sits at pc number 40?the one with the long hair and the pierced mouth?)

yes..i hope u noe how 2 communicate wif them now in english!!

Step 2

changing place of hangouts to:

Sg Wang
Times Square
Kota Raya
Johore Bahru

now we noe wer to port at!!

Step 3

get your freaking hair done in the most ridiculous way!
u wan a better concept?
the more clips the more umph!!
and how on earth u are goin 2 dress to b one lala

how is she gonna walk?

the final step!!
the easiest i suppose!!
do poses that u think it will make u look cute!!
make a pic tat catches ppls attention!!
u noe?!
take a pic wif a toothbrush or something!!

well people!!
thats te end of my guide
on how to be a lala!!

simple aint it?
don 4get 2 use bloken english
if not
me no understand u say wat
me no speakin english
me is cianis peepel

as a treat
to my loyal readers!!

here's a lil pic i took not long ago
its te newest me!!

c u guys soon!!

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GOTCHA!!

leavin johore!!

2008-05-26T04:25:00.002+08:00

tin another 2 hours or so...
tansli is goin 2 make te great escape out from johore bahlu...

tansli had nuthin 2 do here...
so tansli had decided to come out wif a new segment called
~~CNN~~ KnnKnn
Kenny's News Network for Kaninias!!s

In tis segments..
tansli will review latest gossips on wat is happening around him..
yes..
te world revolves around me!!
im a stingy chinese fellur...
like it or not..
ur still goin 2 enjoy my segment!!

so in Tolays Episode of.
KnnKnn

TanSri has tukar warna rambut!!
yes yes!!
its like brown and green!?
i dunno how 2 put it into words!!
but yes!
its dam nice!!
pictures are not shown due to sekuriti for tansli!!

sekian terima kasih

old memoirs

2008-05-23T18:34:00.003+08:00

currently still being help captive at Johore...

soo..

tansri was talkin to one of his hamsap frens just now...

wen we hear te word hamsap surly first thought is indian ppl rite?

confirm la...

karmini eswaran indian wat!!

so we were talkin n gettin notty....

she said..

kenny..u noe wat turns me on most..

so tansri ask..

wat la?long black dick ar?

she said,

fuck u la...i like GAY PORN!!

tansri ask,

mahai!!u for real?u sicko minded fella!!

she said,

here i show u wat turns me on the most!!

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wow sexy...wait isnt tat guy familiar...

last days of my life

2008-05-23T15:42:00.002+08:00

currently being held hostage at Johore.

If anyone of u love me..please do come dwn here and giv me a visit..even better, take a bus here and i shall fetch u from the bus station, then on monday we shall return to civilization in my bmerrrr.....wohoooo..

okkk...since im here...tansri shall now share wif my readers on this particular reality program show hosted for kids wit mother and fathers..

its called "Watch Eat" get it?they are tryin 2 say "Watch It" but bcuz its a food show for healthy eating they call it "Watch Eat'' mahai ar...dam 7 lame lor wei...

they hav like 3 segments in the show...

1st segment
bring ur mother and shop for food that can cure constipation..
we will giv u sing dollar of 10 than go buy wat u want.
giv me te money i`ll buy a pack of fag!!

2nd segment
kids will be questioned on questions based on the food..
wat contains fibre?
please angkat the food u bought tat contains fibre..
*kids angkat carrot*
host*oh correct!!!clever*

mahai....if this goes any longer i`ll die....
but as a strong man...
ehemm...
tansri watched te whole show...

there is this part wer is psycho ugly old lady will b comin out 2 judge n teach te kids on how 2 make healthy dessert..
mahai...
telll u wan aunty!!
tansri eat, tansri shit,
tansri fag, tansri fat.

healthy rite!?
chowhai!!!!

3rd segment....
mothers will come out with their creation on healthy food la..
like meehoon soup...
then aunty will giv comment lik not enuf soup.
hahahaha....so hai or not?

anyway....
after that there will a an answering question..
wer the kids will hav 2 guess and answer wat is inside the box,cup n shits la..
and EVERYTIME a kids get it right..
the parents will congratulate the kids parents...
mahai dam lame wei...
fucker award or wat?

its like...

mak cik A: wah ur daughter got it rite la...pandai kan u orang cine?jom shake hands sikit...
aunty B: no la...not smart la...eh shake hand ar?okok come come...
mak cik C: U mya duaghter veli good la....i also wan daughter lik u...ur husband free 2nite?

i swear to god its fuckin stupid yet entertaining...

yes...
and here ends my lifeless 2days in Johore...
fuck help me....

leavin for aus...big prank

2008-05-21T04:00:00.002+08:00

Today im goin 2 share wif u lanjiaos...
a news which i kept dam long with me..

the fact is...i decided to post this up after april fool..
but i forgot..
sry sry sry.....

actually i forgoten al bout it untill my mom rang me up...
n reminded me bout it...

so here my schedule of my month..

im goin dwn 2 johore 2 visit my mom for a week..
then im comin dwn wif my sister n my mom's slave back to PJ
then on that week, i have to go collect my visa....
then im goin dwn to penang 2 visit my grandmother alone...

the reason im doin all these is because im leavin for australia..
i noe its abit unexpected
i noe i sounds like a prank
but this time i sorry its no prank...

but people i noe..
or people i dunno.
who reads my blog and actually enjoys it..
do come to bit me farewell..
cuz im onli allowed back 2 msia twice a year...
chinese new year and xmas...

im not happy tat im leavin at all.....
but te date has been set
tickets booked..
time set.....
so i have no way out...

i`ll diff miss u guys..
once im done wif my visitations
i swear i spend my time wif..

1.leyvin
2.Hema
3.Razif
4.Eemay
5.Leemin
6.Cottton
7.Joel
8.Jolene
9.Anis
10.Edmund
11.Karmini and Devesh
12.My classmates la..
13.Whoever who loves me la...

for those who wana noe more...
here my date of departure...
its on June 31st 2008
time is at 10.30pm

-my heart stays here wif u guys. i`ll miss u mutherfuckers for sure!!
selamat tinggal msia and gang gang dari msia!!

7-11 con me

2008-05-21T03:47:00.001+08:00

harooo

today is tansri last day at PJ for te week..
2moro he will b drivin dwn 2 johore 2 buang masa there
kerana mother forced me too la..
don worry i shall update u bout my meaninless life eventho im not near u..

also....
7-11 con 7 my money tolay..
bastard sell me a cd but i cannot burn te cd wei..
pekpek mou i ask u?
haih..
nvm....

how 2 spot a lifeless dick

2008-05-18T05:43:00.004+08:00

tolay tansri is goin 2 show u how 2 spot a lifeless dick!!

very simply actually...
these are basics...

1. The person self-proclaims himself as a TanSri. He give himself a nickname such as "m K y g s`" and pronouce it as kigs, a silent M to make it more cool.

2. He posts more than 2 entry on his blog a day.

3. He write useless crap about his life and thinks it is interesting. for more details please visit this particular blog. www.tansri-liang.blogspot.com <<<

4. He finds games like (picture below) entertaining.

5. He takes pictures (shown below) and think its funny to gain attention

6. He went for tiesto and to act cool he downloaded all Tiesto's song and then show on his msn to the world that he isn't over Tiesto yet. Wannabe super raver..

7. He blasts Tiesto music in his Paria car to act cool. Show people he got powerfull sound system.

8. He uses broken ingeris to write on his brog to make people think he is farnee fellow.

9. He puts a blog hit counter and think 200 over visits is alot of hits and he dam proud of himself.

10. Lastly he wrote this post to make people laugh because he think it can make his readers laugh because he thinks he is a funny blogger.

my last word to this guy...go get a life..stop your blogging and don't try to be funny and stuff..this is an old school way..pleaseee....have some pride and dignity....

movie wif cig break

2008-05-18T04:58:00.003+08:00

everwonder wat movie is te best movie in te world?

i noe most of u would be wondering rite?
hard to guess rite?
heheheeee..

well here it is..

1.American movies

-so many actions, so many killing, so many mati-in,so many hard-on scenes..
how 2 b not te best movie rite?but noooo............

2.Chinese movies

-Chinese movies are good as well..hot chicks, hard-on scenes also got, gambling also got, alot of drama happening as well...good rite?

3.Malay movie

-hey who said malays cant act?they have some pretty good shows..eventho i cant give examples i noe they produce good shows.the have almost all elements inside their movie u noe?such as love, action, drama...

4.Filipino movie

-not at all...cuz i don understand wat is happening most of the time...

5.Indian movie

-ehhe...indian movies hav more singing and dancing in the movie..they contain more actions and drama.....

so after watchin all diff kind of movies..tansri had decided that the best movie is definetely

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INDIAN MOVIES!!!

wanna noe y or not??
i have te best reason!!!

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everytime the start singing and dancing their skirts off
they give tansri ciggie break!!

muahahahahahahaha!!

how 2write and emotional post!!

2008-05-17T03:13:00.004+08:00

harlooooo!!
my lovely readers!!
how are u lanjiaos doin?

tolay!!tansri is goin 2 groom u people who wants or love 2 b an emo person bcuz u hav nuthin better 2 do in ur life just lik tansri here....

so in todays topic!!

me the tansri will groom u to write an emotional post..or in other words emo post!!

step 1

get emo pics!!! such as..

AND please choose your pictures nicely okeh??
please do not choose pictures like.....

mahai all this ppl c also laugh la...
so cannot use this type of pictures okeh??

step 2

talk about ur love life or mayb your problems..
remember not 2 use broken english no matter how bad your english is!!
also do not use foul languages to show out your anger!!

heres a sample...

(Emo Picture Choosen from internet to enhance the emofying)

(Opening)
Its was a beautiful morning,
i heard the birds chirpping and the breeze of the morning scent blowing through my face,
I thought to myself, "it is going to be a great day!!"
Yet somehow I was wrong,
I entered class and there She was,
with her killer smile and soothing aura,
She was my everything,
She was my only Pride,
She was my only Love,
She was my only Light,
She was my only Color,
She was my only Reason,

(Main Point of Emo'in)
yet She didn't bother about my presence,
She laughed along with her peeps,
leaving Me alone in the dark,
I was left out in the shadows,
I was cold,
I was hurt
I was MURDERED(take note big letters shows how much you mean about the thing mentioned)

(Thoughts)
I stared at her blindly,
moving into blank space,
I thought to myself,
How Did This HAPPENED?

(Even more Thoughts)
why did I got myself into THIS?
why did I had to lead myself into Misery?

(Blaming self)
So I told Myself,
Enought IS Enough!!
She's not the only girl,
She's not everything,
Why Her?
Why do i deserve this?

(Make selfs happy)
I deserve better,
I deserve the BEST!,
I deserve more,
I deserve HAPPINESS!!

(Ending)
This will end today,
This will not continue
I'm a new ME!!

note: write on the top (currently listening to: *some emo song title*)

That is how we write an emo post!

like tansri said earlier do not use broken engeris or talk like ah beng if not it bcomes lik tis...

(opernin)
Tolay i woke up,
then i heard the jibai birds singing cock in the morning,
its very relaxing but its also fucking annoying!!
the wind was cold and i almost got a flu,
kanasai...
but overall i knew it was goin2b a good day la.

(main poin of emo'in)
but then,
i went for class,
mahai ar...
my love was there,
she was my everything,
but tat bitch had to screw my life up,
chow hai my life is bad enuf she summore wanna make me hailat!!
but i didnt care,
i still love and think of her so much!!
yet i noe she will never accept me back
cuz im fat and ugly,

(thinkin)
but its okeh,
i will get over her,
and find myself a new chick,
i will make sure i make her jealous kao kao!
then later she will want me back!!
ptuii!!
u think im a loser?
look who is goin to get te last laugh la chowhai!!

(goin to finis)
i will get an amoi!
big boobs!!
white white face!!
no am choong!!
no gigi senget!!
then i c if u emo or not!!
dump me for an uglier guy!!
pekpek la!!

told u didn't I?

destroyin msia

2008-05-14T18:46:00.002+08:00

TanSri shall now provide you vital information about the country!

Over millions of research TanSri has 5 condamfirm way to destroy this country!!

ofcuz TanSri will not do such things!!

but here are the condamfirm way for us to destroy Msia!!

5. Gaoment decided that everyone MUST wear TUDUNG out!! confirm all the people who don't like will go againts this law and start a riot.

4. Unhappy Citizens who does not like the way our Gaoment leads the country. But like they said we must be THANKFULL OF WHAT WAS GIVEN AND WILL BE GIVEN!

3. Importing Banglas to work here, many of us Msian are out of work yet the most of the workers all imported brand! How are we going to survive like that? No money wanna open business also la wei!

2. Call the people to stop working!! I think so at least 100% of our country economy jialat!! Like that our lovely country no more alredy lor..

1. This is the most fearsome tactics among all!!once it is gone the country memang condamfirm gone to the max..not even ashes are left..Msia will be gone within seconds!!No more in the map!!No more in the world!!No more known as 3rdworld Country!!

what is this particular method?

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and the secret shall be told!

DESTROY FRIENDSTER AND FACEBOOK!!

confirm jialat!!

out of ideas

2008-05-14T03:14:00.002+08:00

here a list of people i would love to send my deepest sincerest saddest feeling too..

the reason?

they couldn't make it to tiesto`s rave!!

1. Armpit Chiew - this pekpek was busy studying n decided to leave tiesto
2. Prostitute Eu - this other pekpek said no money or parents don giv
3. Pothead Gan - this particular lanjiao went to work
4. Gothic Zing - this other lanjiao working since long ago

all these 4 brader brader all didnt make it..i feel their lost, bcuz till now im not over te rave yet!!just imagine its tat good!even recharge rave last year no effect on tan sri!!

anyway...

pics of te rave will b up soon!!

bad but od rave

2008-05-13T01:00:00.002+08:00

okeh..
tansri has came back 2 PJ!!!

the rave was te best among all raves
hapening 2 te max
n lights were awesomic...

but sadly 2 say...

not all was perfect..
shit happens aite...

n wen tansri came back here
he doesnt feel lik he belongs here at all
i hav no idea why...

tansri does not lik these feeling...

pics of tiesto the meastro will be uploaded once i manage 2 find carols facebook n curi al te pics 2 upload due 2 her laziness of passing us online...

but all of these shall come 2 pass n lets keep on living pur screwed up life!!

so shall the begining of te start of our new life!!

but in te mean time...

heres te story bout tootsy ppl on te rave n on te way 2 te rave!!

day 1

tansri woke up late...evie waited frm 8 - 10 am...then she dulan wif me..
i finally woke up n headed 2 razifs place.then subang 2 fetch 2 psychoes..
ling yi n wivi..
it was tansri's first time meetin wivi
n she was 2 said a very decent girl..

untill!!!!!!!

she started becomin some taiko n whackin me on te rave..
but!
her eleboration of her psychoness shall b written later on...

so after that.
we went for bfast at mcD
it was okeh.
meet aub there..
then after bfast we were off 2 te rave!!
tiesto baby here comes tansri!

we were drivin smoothly untill.....
jeng jeng jeng!!
ling yi started her karaoke session!!

this time hailat!
she was louder than my sound system!
she kept singin rihannas song over n over..
u tel me fan 9 hai or not?
so me n razif blasted te sound of te radio
til we cant hear her voice..

but all these arent interesting

we finally reached te dam banglo
n guess wat
we kena con by te dam dog!!
came out some piece of crap banglo wei!!
so we werent so happy.
n razif left out te sound system main cable 2 connect 2 te laptop!!
wassup la...

day 1/2

me, raz, vie, yi, vi
headed for shoppin for te necessary items
so we bought te dam cable
n other stuffs as well..

boring rite...

u noe wat!!
wat im gonna post up during te rave is bullshyt!
y u lanjiao wana noe so much!!
hu ask u don wanna come!?

padan muka la!!

bye.

msia 2020

2008-05-08T12:36:00.002+08:00

good afternoon my lovely lanjiao readers,

tan sri here thinks that Malaysian are one of the most advanced country in the world!!
WE MALAYSIANS CAN THINK AHEAD OF PEOPLE BY 2 STEPS!!

i personally witness these all by my very own eyes!!

as proof which i can promise you chi bai kias that you wont disagree with me tan sri shall list down the following evidence proof and witness!!

we shall begin the start of a new Era!!

Malaysian can think ahead of people 2 steps is because

1. When speed limit says 60 we Malaysians go 120!!you see ~~kotek~~ korect or not? We can see ahead of other people! so dam power!! for us 60 kmh is nothing!! 120 is normal speed wei..we are a fast developing country so we have to develop our speed as well!!

2. Samans!!!this one surly all also agree!! when we lanjiaos get a saman we all have 2 weeks to pay up if not masuk court case!! but we malaysians have forseen the future!! we pay 2 years later!cuz we know when we get samans the people 2 years before baru reach their turn to masuk court case!!so we know we have another 2 years to masuk court. so this is where our famous line comes in!! simpan sikit sikit lama lama jadi bukit!!

3. Traffic!!NO NOT TIESTO TRAFFIC!!our traffic on the road is the most power one i think. wanna noe how Malaysian can see step ahead of us or not? when green or red light even tho the jam infront is at the yellow box, people still wanna go and block the other side road to cross!true or not?you noe y or not?? heheheehh dunno leh. let tan sri tell u y!! it is bcuz they noe that they will be there later so y wait?just do it man!! go onli la..block or not they don care!!msians cannot wait wan!we developing la!cannot stall around must keep on goin!!

4. This one is big news to not onli us but the other country as well.. NO one in the world would spend RM 2 BILLION on sending a monkey up to space!!well us Malaysian was smart to take tis opportunity to send the first monkey to space!! we sent the smartest monkey on earth ok!! got phD and all..don mess man!!other country also shocked when they knew we were sending a monkey up!!all i know the RUSSIANS were shocked cuz all these times we are known as the 3rd World Country!!not anymore babies!!we sent a monkey so our ranking when to Dumbst country in the world!!

tan sri now present you the truth on y Msians can think 2 steps ahead other country and people!!

If anyone don agree please feel free 2 drop me a comment ok?
n please don go report police!!

sekian terima kasih!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
WAWASAN 2o2o!!

rice problem

2008-05-08T12:24:00.002+08:00

hari ini seperti yang rakyat rakyat Malaysia sudah tahu, nasi dalam negara kita semakin berkurangan, dalam bahasa orang Amerika ialah not enuf rice!!

soo....

tan sri pada hari yang mulia ini macam tan sri
akan share some opinion on how to handle this situation!

1. first the gaoment should hire people and tell all the girls that they are FAT!!so like that they won't eat rice and we can save more rice!! then those girls and women who are berbadan dua will not eat. then hor the baby inside will not have enuf calsium, nutrien, protien, and many more will die inside the tummy!!smart rite? its like killing 6.2 million birds with one stone!!the more they die the more rice we can have and still import outside and the gaoment can earn more.

2. the prisoners in the jail should not be given rice to eat!!so that they will die of hunger. then hor , the gaoment can save money to buy ropes and bullets to sentence them to death can be saved and more money for the gaoment to earn. not only that. they can scare all the untangkaped criminals outside and the crime rate will drop!!Malaysians don eat rice surly die wan la!worst than gatung sampai mati wei...

3. gaoment should ban all the mak cik jual nasi lemak!!mahai call them sell belacan instead la..evryday tan sri drive out also at least see 30 stalls of mak cik jual nasi lemak!!you tell me wastin rice or not? not say people eat nasi lemak everyday also rite?then left overs cannot keep they throw!!

these three ways surly can help out wan!!don blief then go try la...tan sri will not blaf u people..you people are my lovely chibai readers wat!!

Long Live Malaysia!

a prayer for u

2008-05-08T05:09:00.003+08:00

Dear Heavenly Father,

i commit this year to You,
as for us it isnt the right year for us,

i pray You'll bless us side by side,
angels covering us all the time,

as time goes by,
we'll have You always on standby,

we give in to You,
we give fate to You,

we give You trust,
that there will no more lust,

things we hunger for shall fade away,
as now we can live peacefully,

cast of the demons,
for they are bad germs,
cast their infections away,
so we can live today,

cover us in your blood,
and here we make an oath,

we promise to becarefull,
as You make our life beautiful,

protect us all,
when we take the fall,

bless us all,
when we are in worries,

we now surrender our pain,
make it gone again,

eventho a time like this came,
but now it's time for us to learn the game,

a part of life we should learn to take,
so we know how to anticipate,

as for now we here standing,
lets make sure we ain't falling,

God Bless Us All,

in Heavens Holy Grace I Pray

Amen.....

the sign

2008-05-08T03:40:00.002+08:00

wokay!!

tan sri got his har chopped by some noob hai hair styler...
his normal hair styler went back sabah!!
for wat la go sabah?
rave at PD la boyy...

ok cut te crap lets move to the point..

somehow tan sri strongly felt that this hair stylist things he dam powerfull hair chopper la..

1. he faking chop hair dam 7 fast!!
2. he always go againts my words!!
3. his hair is so ugly yet he still dare work in places wer he needs 2 deal wif hairs
4. he chops lik shyt...

tan sri felt that also this particular hair chopper is a big fan of the movie SIGNS!!!

you want 2 noe y??
let u show u y!!

kaninia...
i went n checked wif my martians fren
it actually say

"i chop in peace"

busy day

2008-05-07T14:30:00.002+08:00

today tan sri is havin a busy schedule....

first tan sri is goin 2 drink develop leafs which has flavored in it

after that tan sri goin 2 chop dwn his hair!!
(getting ready for tiesto)

then earring shopping

then go home tfk and sleep...

wat a tan sri does

2008-05-07T05:44:00.002+08:00

today tan sri is not goin 2 post another episode of under 18 chinese teenager

but tan sri is goin 2 share to my readers about wat a tan sri does best..
handling interview..as tan sri, tan sri has a lot of interbiu to attend to soo....

here's a recent interview tan sri had with an abnormal reporter...

reporter : hello tan sri

tan sri : oh oh hello reporter

reporter : tan sri may i ask u a few things?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri is it true that you had sex with a prostitute and called her your fuck buddy?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : it was recorded as stated is it true it is you?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri tan sri, is it true that the room u had sex in was 1303?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri, did u use condom?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : tan sri is there other thing u can say besides "no comment?"

tan sri : got comment but don wanna giv comment

reporter : tan sri y u bein a small kid?

tan sri : no comment

reporter : ok tan sri i noe ur not in a good mood, so i`ll ask u a last question

tan sri : stil no comment

reporter : tan sri is it true that the gaoment set u up in tis?

tan sri : no comment

so that is te end of te report

see being tan sri is not easy....we hav 2 answer peoples question day by day
people wanna noe wat tan sri is doing wif his life...
well then
let tan sri share wif u abit bout his life.....

no comment..

rave on!!

2008-05-06T04:25:00.003+08:00

harlo lanjiaos readers

in todays episode of

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.

Tan Sri's Confirmation List on Wat To Bawak to the R-A-V-E!!

but first of all

tan sri shall giv u a short knowledge on wat the lanjiao is a rave
well rave is NOT a short form of a long word! so please ppl don pandai pandai to add n tell ppl rave is a short form of a thing!!
don't act smart!!
be lik tan sri here...

okeh...
first of all
rave is a party hosted by some powerfull dj...DJ's only if superstar wanna make rave..call the lanjiao come suck tansri`s GODZILLA cuz superstar throws concert not rave..
if superstar wanna throw rave then meaning te superstar will hav 2 b te sponsor la...

rave is a party wer ppl actually go super high
meaning they take drugs..
in tan sri's opinion
they should call rave hosted overseas as :

Example : Amedika Biggest Drug Fest or Aostrolia Biggest Drug Fest

okeh..enuf of tan sri`s bull shyt
and lets skip to te main purpose i wrote tis post!!

tan sri wanna confirm wif u ravers tat u hav brought te right items together

1. LOCK PADS (MORE SECURITY)

2. EXTRA MATRESS (SO NO NEED TO SQUEEZE WITH PEOPLE WHEN SLEEPING ALSO CAN HALANG PEOPLE TO PRESS YOUR NEN NEN WHILE YOU CHOU TOOT-ING)

3. MONEY (IF NO MONEY LAMPAH EAT WAT?)

4. TOOTBRUSH (YOU WANT PEOPLE PEOPLE TO SMELL THE CHOU PET PET BREATH AR?)

5. TOOTHPASTE (MAHAI U GO BRING TOOTHBRUSH NO TOOTHPASTE FOR LANJIAO AR!?)

6. SHAVER (IN CASE YOUR KALAKTAI MOU GROW THEN WHEN U RAVING AH LIANS WEAR BIKINI HAILAT LA!!ALL THE BULU THERE!!)

7. SHIRTS (DUH RITE IF NOT WEAR WAT SLEEP AND GO RAVE RITE!?)

8. PANTS (SAME REASON AS 7)

9. UNDIES (THIS ONE GIRLS NO NEED TO WORRY TAN SRI THINKS GIRLS DON WEAR ALSO NVM. BUT GUYS MUST LA IF NOT YOU DANCE THEN YOUR TESTICLES FLY HERE FLY THERE JIALAT LOR!)

10. THIS ONE MOST IMPORTANT ONE LA IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER THAN HAILAT!!
TRY AND GUESS AND SEE.. CANNOT THINK ONLY SCROLL DOWN FOR THE NEXT 2MINS

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GIVE UP HOR?

TICKETS LA!!HAHHAAA. LANJIAO GO RAVE NO TICKETS!?

ah beng talkin

2008-05-05T02:18:00.002+08:00

harlo my lan jiao lovely readers...
i've been readin ppls post these days..
(blog hop around)
n limpeh realise alot of peepur brog very the so-fis-ti-ka-ted-ly

so today
tansri shall be one of the -IN BLOGers-
just like liao liao lang else...

tolay tansri had a very the exhaustication night
tansri went for pool side party to look at a full crowd of peepur the cheebye kia doesnt know
alot of those ah gua look very the rich and made tansri feel very the moneyless

then tansri made the si beh li hai escape and ran for MJ wif that chao ah beng's peeps
there the cheebye kia ate that chao ah beng's night meal and gossiped
after that tansri went off to indulge himself into more tummy satisfactions

he ate a bowl or french discovery of potatoes sliced into thin piece, to be exact with the length of 5cm and the width of .9cm and then har, cooked by deep fryin untill its golden in colour then as well with a plate of malisian delight delicacies where wa lang put developed padi then wa lang boil it tills its soft and then har, fry it with other ingredients such as greens from the ground and si mi chickens are before those pukima were hetch, all together..eventho it may sound very the complicating limpeh can promise you its as sup sup soi as the alphabets wa lang learn at a place where wa lang go before the place wa lang go when are 7 years old above which is a building that has humans nuturing us to be a smart educated humans which as enquire us to wear clothes that has been set up where all the humans who goes there will wear the same design budden hor, neber fear because it comes in sized that are different due to growth rate of humans which arent the same.

after that tansri and the other minster of psychoes head over to that chao ah beng's frens house which is known as tansri 2pack to entertain themself by watchin a movie which containes scenes that kept having flashback of a certain character ebeli 20mins..the movie was said a very the damn power movie budden hor, as tansri has seen it all the cheebye kia thinks that is wa lang just cheated because humans these days can manipulate the truth to con out all the other humans paper which always contains someone tiong yao in the front cover and the amount of worth the particular paper is..it usually comes in sizes and colours so liddat that humans would thing it is worthy to have the particular paper. then with the paper humans can trade with things which is more worthy lets kong a thing that helps you type on the screen then can make calls out.because it is harder and cannot koyak like the paper. damn power trade you noe. humans which are develop calls this things butter system.

but it because the moon was changing positions tansri had to make a move back home due to plai minster at home. so liddat tansri took the movie and had that chao ah beng's own time viewing the movie. then tansri had went to the jo cake to let go some of the disgusted income of the french discovery potato and some of the develop padi that had became half calcium and half useless items in that chao ah beng's disgustion system that helps the movement of the object that had enter tansri's stomach.

that is all..now tansri is goin to hibernate for the next 130degress of where the moon is at the moment. tansri shall close the lid that helps protects the item on tansri's body to allow the lan jiao face to view colours and object in this world. the black ball that is surround by the white bigger ball shall now rest so liddat that it can see cleary the next time the sun comes out!

sweet thinking while koon ging and do not let the bugs that has the ability to breed inside the bed to bite you...

ah beng ver 2.4 beta

sipet

2008-05-03T04:35:00.000+08:00

i found this site and guess how much this piece of crap blog worth??

My blog is worth $35,452,893.87.
How much is your blog worth?

so-fis-ti-ka-ted

2008-05-03T03:39:00.001+08:00

harlo my lovely readers...
i've been readin ppls post these days..
(blog hop around)
n i realise alot of people blog very so-fis-ti-ka-ted-ly

so today
tansri shall be one of the -IN BLOGers-
just like everyone else...

today tansri had a very exhaustication night
tansri went for pool side party to look at a full crowd of people he doesnt know
alot of them look very rich and made tansri feel very moneyless

then tansri made the great escape and ran for MJ wif his peeps
there he ate his night meal and gossiped
after that tansri went off to indulge himself into more tummy satisfactions

he ate a bowl or french discovery of potatoes sliced into thin piece, to be exact with the length of 5cm and the width of .9cm and then cooked by deep fryin untill its golden in colour then as well with a plate of malaysian delight delicacies where we put developed padi then we boil it tills its soft and then fry it with other ingredients such as greens from the ground and what chickens are before they were hetch, all together..eventho it may sound very complicating i can promise you its as easy as the alphabets we learn at a place where we go before the place we go when are 7 years old above which is a building that has humans nuturing us to be a smart educated humans which as enquire us to wear clothes that has been set up where all the humans who goes there will wear the same design but never fear because it comes in sized that are different due to growth rate of humans which arent the same.

after that tansri and the other minister of psychoes head over to his frens house which is known as tansri 2pack to entertain themself by watchin a movie which containes scenes that kept having flashback of a certain character every 20mins..the movie was said a very good movie but as tansri has seen it all he thinks that is we just cheated because humans these days can manipulate the truth to con out all the other humans paper which always contains someone important in the front cover and the amount of worth the particular paper is..it usually comes in sizes and colours so that humans would thing it is worthy to have the particular paper. then with the paper humans can trade with things which is more worthy lets say a thing that helps you type on the screen then can make calls out.because it is harder and cannot koyak like the paper. good trade you noe. humans which are develop calls this things butter system.

but it because the moon was changing positions tansri had to make a move back home due to prime minister at home. so tansri took the movie and had his own time viewing the movie. then tansri had went to the toilet to let go some of the disgusted income of the french discovery potato and some of the develop padi that had became half calcium and half useless items in his disgustion system that helps the movement of the object that had enter tansri's stomach.

that is all..now tansri is goin to hibernate for the next 130degress of where the moon is at the moment. tansri shall close the lid that helps protects the item on tansri's body to allow him to view colours and object in this world. the black ball that is surround by the white bigger ball shall now rest so that it can see cleary the next time the sun comes out!

sweet thinking while sleeping and do not let the bugs that has the ability to breed inside the bed to bite you...

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so-fis-ti-ka-ted rite?

sexy

2008-04-29T19:11:00.005+08:00

in todays episode of

WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW 18 OR ALSO CHILDREN WHICH YOU WANT THEM NOT TO BE LIKE US. SO IF YOUR A PARENT OR BEARING AN UNWANTED CHILD BUT YOUR DECIDING TO KEEP IT AND NUTURE IT TO AN AWESOME MAN/WOMAN PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST AND DO NOT SPREAD IT TO OTHERS. ANY UNWANTED CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED ON BLOGGER OR OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE DUE TO NATURALLY EVOLUTION TO THE CHINESE TEENS OF MALAYSIA EMPIRE. SO DO BE SURE YOUR ABOVE 18 AND ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. SEKIAN THANK YOU.

tan sri here, is goin to teach u kungfuu!!

but not like all oridanary kungfuu!!

tis one is wat i call

sex kungfuu!!

tis is called buddhas meditation
i helps u too learn and relax your mind before
you start trainin

this is one is called
fat monkey slam
tis move helps you to kill your opponent in one shot

tis move is called
no shadow buttocks!!
mahai
u use tis againts any one
they surly hai lat untill no more hai to lat..

(best use for eemay)

this move is called
hiding monkey hidden prunes
tis moves helps alot on cloaking skills
it can help u hide from the other wild animals..

yamahaii
tis one is my personal favorite!!

falcons wings dragons breath!!
u put both legs and hands up
then te pousy
will shoot the fire!!
some who has mastered this skills can use the armpit as well

for those who can do it
its well know for
falcon wings dragons breath monkeys hair!

and for my finalle

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jeng jeng jeng!!

mahai ah!!
i also ~~syiok~~
shocked when i saw this
kanasai!!

tis move i dunno wat to call it
but it surely looks lik the leaning tower of pisa

ways to have a good rave

2008-04-26T17:11:00.004+08:00

IN TODAYS EPISODE OF NOT FOR KIDS UNDER 18 AND ETC ETC...

KENNY WILL BE GUIDING YOU TOWARDS A GREAT BLAST OPTION TO A RAVE!!

SO THANK ME FOR THIS POST!!

BEFORE WE START I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU PEOPLE BRING THESE ITEMS BEFORE THE RAVE

ALL ITEMS MENTIONED ARE USEFULL ARE SURELY NOT REGRETFULL.

SO HERE ARE THE PARTICULAR ITEMS

1. Undies
2. Shirts
3. Pants
4. Money
5. Ciggies
6. Water
7. Extra lack pads
8. Tampons(for ladies only)
9. Items that will make you not remember your name the next day.
10. Kenny

OKAY..NOW THAT WE ARE DONE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT ITEM TO BRING TO THE RAVE THESE ARE THE GUIDE TO HAVING A BLASTED SENSATIONAL OUTSTANDING AWESOMATIC RAVE!!

1. Follow the flow of the music
2. Don't EVER SEPERATE FROM YOUR FRIENDS!!
3. Stick together or create a meet up point there
4. Always ALways becarefull of losing your items!!
5. Have Kenny next to you (this rule only applies towards the ladies)
6. Theres no more!!
7. Just fucking enjoy yourself!!
8. It's tiesto!!what are you waiting for?menshuffle la..
9. carefull of harresments...(these only applies to ladies who doesnt want to get laid on that night)
10. If your under age..no point reading because your not going to be there!!AHAKS!!

Kenny's guide of 2 DAYS OF CONDOM proudly presents you Tiesto guide towards 2 DAYS OF FREEDOM!!

2008-04-24T02:38:00.005+08:00

This is how my brain is function
tru of 18 year, 7months, 5days, 77213918327213298371238798 sexonds, sconds

shyt i cant seem to remove this line man!!

how the fuck do i undo this shyt

aiyooooo

2008-04-24T02:22:00.004+08:00

aiyoooo...
i really dam 7 lazy wanna study
but i have no choice at all weii...
throw me some inspiration god!

aiyaaaaaaa.
fuckin studies can kill ppl wei..
no wonder so many suicide case la...
fuck fuck sien!!

i am hungry..
but i don wanna eat or else i'll sleep and i wont study
dangerous...

fuck i`ll go dislocate my body someplace else..

the rabbit is me technically

logically im still the guy.